Dear Sup Forums

Dear Sup Forums,
My son has joined your website and has been with you since summer. He tried his hardest to fit in here, he has troubles doing that in school.
Last tuesday i took him to buy new clothes and so we went to hot topic. He saw all these MEME clothes and asked me "mommy, can we get the MEME clothes?" and I said fine. If thats what you want, I will buy them for you.
Today he wore his MEME clothes for the very first time and went to school, until some jerk on a mountain bike bicycled up to him and yelled "CANCER KID" and kicked him square in the face. Why would anyone do that to him? When he got home I immediately called the school to find out who this older boy on the bike was, but they told me he was anonymous. How could you?
I told my son I would be posting my questions here, but it seems you had a bad influence on him, he told me to "butt out, you fucking nigger". He never used to use language like these.
What sort of greasy horrorshow is Christopher Poole running here? Isn't he supposed to be the friendly guy that invented all these so-called MEME's?
I demand answers, right now, before I call the cyber police.
A concerned mother and avid Fox viewer.

Tits or gtfo

Well? What do you have to say for yourself, Sup Forums?

Sup Forums is bad influence. Full of degenerate scum. Some thread is ok. Steer clear of b and NSFW thread in 4c

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hook, line and sinker

Are you trying to say its not good for my baby boy?

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How dare you!

My husband and I are Hillary supporters, you racist!

Nah... just bad parenting, in my time if I said to my mother something insulting... well I would have ended with a bar of soap and a nice sparking with a belt. Btw... meme clothes are stupid AF

Aw now you have gone to far. I almost believed it until this post.

Oh we would never hit our baby with a belt, thats just terrible parenting. Instead we talk about our feelings and get it all out in the open.

This is the worst larp/troll I’ve seen so far. 0/10. OP you’re a cock sucking faggot who can’t make a single convincing post.

But it is all real. My baby boy is very hurt.

>5

Stop your wishful thinking child.
Maybe Gaia is the place for you?

He deserved it

But he's such a good kid, he would never harm a fly. He just wants to be accepted by his peers.

Won't you give my baby boy a chance?

Being here the influence is all interior. Not exterior, thats why your son is a fucking faggot. Also, this is b8

OP seriously I dunno what's cringier. This thread or the kid with the supa cewl maymay clothes.

Our boy isn't a homosexual, at least not that I'm aware of. He's a very big Lady Gaga fan, and he aspires to become the next Justin Bieber.

How dare you say that about my son! If I find out who you are my husband and I will have a firm talk with your parents!

Rainer Winkler
Altschauerberg 8
91448 Emskirchen
Germany
Come get me bitch

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Are you related to Henry Winkler aka the Fonz from Happy Days?

If you are my husband and I are great fans!

>Rainer Winkler
>Altschauerberg 8
>91448 Emskirchen
Ohh Drachenlord sei gepriesen

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My husband and I are also a huge fan of german pornography as we are both scat enthusiasts.

THAT'S A MICROAGGRESSION!!!!!!11!!!!11!1!!

I'm sorry, my husband and I did not mean to assume your gender.

No you asumed not all germans like scat. EVERY GERMAN likes scat you racist. now you go kill you or i throw the prugel out

But I did not assume that at all, scat is just one of the things to come out of your country and we happen to enjoy that greatly.

My husband and I were wondering: If we travel to germany would it be possible for a german man, or several, to take a dump on my chest while my husband looks and films the event?

Are there certain vacation arrangements like that we can get?

so your saying that only Germans produce scat so your saying that all Germans are shit what the fuck is wrong with you no wonder you son is the way he is you are teaching him racism you Nazi fascist tramp

Thats not true, my husband and I also purchase a lot of scat pornography from Brazil.

Personally I think the real question is who produces the best scat porn? My husband thinks its Germany, while I say its Brazil.

Brazil produces some of the most amazing scat pornography you have ever seen.

Picture related.

well your husband likes German scat cause hes whit what a racist Nazi you are so triggering what is wrong with you every thing that comes from you is triggering you need to check your privilege

I'm terribly sorry, we weren't aware we were cultural appropriationiting your culture with our love for scat. Is there anything we can do to make it up to you?

KILL YOUR SELF AND TAKE YOU SMALL DICKED HUSBAND WITH AND SPARE THE CHILD

Alright, we will do that then. Any suggestions on how we should kill ourselves?

My husband wants to shoot me and then himself, but I'm kinda partial to just letting the car run in my garage whilst sitting inside with a hose from the exhaust and falling in to eternal slumber.

Can we trust you guys to take care of our darling baby boy?

well you can drink a bottle of nyquill and do the car thing then have your husband double tap you with the gun then he can get in the car and open the garage door hit the break put it in drive and remove his foot and then shoot himself in the head when he hits the gas and dont worry we will take good care of your son

I will need to get some nyquill from the store but thats a really good idea, thank you for everything!

I guess this is goodbye!

Of course it's no good. Stick around, you'll know.

Check out 9gag too.

Cancer will get you in no time.