Only shitty YLYL threads atm.
Only the edgiest shit.
I'll start.
Only shitty YLYL threads atm
Adam Lee
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Jordan Sanchez
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Jason King
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Andrew Richardson
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Dominic Morales
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Aaron Torres
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Eli Gray
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Juan Jones
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Liam Perez
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Joseph Flores
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Jack Anderson
Oh fuck you, I have a Cisco phone at work and I'll never be able to look at it again without keking
Ryder Jones
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Levi Baker
May I get source for this kind gentlemens
Brayden Foster
K3K
Jacob Wilson
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Jacob Flores
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John Brooks
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Joseph Walker
Matthew Price
i genuinely hope your entire family gets stabbed to death.
Jordan Carter
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Evan Reyes
my entire family were stabbed to death in a fire
Blake Ross
good
Jeremiah Foster
No he didn't, he signed several anti gun laws.
Benjamin Nelson
dangit, bobby!
Juan Barnes
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Matthew Myers
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William Hughes
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Connor Murphy
that one takes me back...
Cooper Murphy
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Aaron Ortiz
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Christian Thomas
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Anthony James
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Ethan Sanders
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Blake Allen
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Ryder Cruz
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Lucas Anderson
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Ryan Reyes
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Jose Bailey
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Eli White
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Connor Hill
what kind of black magic is this?
Charles Jackson
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Juan Stewart
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Leo White
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Chase Ramirez
das raciss!
Levi Fisher
SAD!
Hudson Mitchell
What did he expect
Sebastian Murphy
and here is just for you OP
Ethan Phillips
i never understood why this miniature beaner just crawls under the stall door then lets himself out.
Michael Morgan
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Brayden Butler
autism, shit happened to me a few times at walmart when i had to take a huge shit.
one time the things dad came and apologized to me while i was still on the toilet, then guarded the door for me while i finished.
it was awkward as fuck.
Nicholas Brooks
>invisible cocaine?
Matthew Bennett
YEAH
Liam Collins
thanks for actually explaining this
sorry the sperglords come and peep on your shitshows
Julian Fisher
Instant lose
Evan Young
Is there a story behind this?
Joseph Phillips
Thankfully i don't work retail hours anymore, i got really sick of that shit really fast.
i have to say though, the most awkward thing that ever happened to me was walking into the bathroom and seeing two mexican cowboys in he same large stall at once while one was on the toilet.
walmart stories man... they can be pretty fucking weird.
Nicholas Price
postem bro ill post my security stories
Gabriel Ortiz
It's called "playing a gif backwards"
Carson Williams
I have to go to work soon, otherwise i would.
was actually lurking this while getting ready, so i'll sadly have to pass.
Jeremiah Gutierrez
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Nathan Cooper
Loooooost
Robert Fisher
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Matthew Adams
nice
Cameron Williams
Nice quads faggot
Christian Walker
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Joseph Nelson
Checkem
Nathaniel Morris
>be me
>working at bus station in worst part of town
>5pm
>there is this girl who comes and takes birdbaths around this time
>lets call her sarah
>sarah is often kicked out after a few minutes of entering the bathroom
>standard knockknock "security" bullshit
>she is usually fully dressed before actually starting
>this day was different
>struggling with a guy on the bus because he didnt want to pay
>see sarah enter restroom
>ohgreat.jpg
>i have to go in when shes naked and get her out
>a few minutes pass
>done wrestling with bum
>lady comes up to me and informs me of woman in restroom doing something she cant find words for
>greeeeeat.avi
>walk to restroom
>knockknock security, push restroom door open
>a wave of pond scum, kippered snack, and ass smell hits my face
>hold nose, wretching
>this bitch is buttass naked
>pulling shit from her ass
>writing with it on the walls
>i start vomiting in between screaming "what the fuck" as loud as i can get in between waves of throwup
>she freaks out, eyes pinpointed on me
>chucks shit at cieling
>chocolaterain.wav
>gets on a girl in stall, starts screaming
>she runs out of the restroom and bolts towards the park across the road
>the lazy ass cops who spend their day in the park arrest her
>clear restroom (tell homeless lady in stall to fuck off)
>lock restroom for janitor in the morning
>burn hat in street
Camden Ward
Yes
Samuel Martin
damn mate
Ryder Hall
voodoo from haiti
Eli Edwards
Daniel Wood
anyone want other stories like this one?hint: northern california sucks ass
Grayson Adams
Yes.
Alexander Collins
Where in NorCal? Redding? Oroville? Marysville?
Angel Watson
that booty shake gets me every time.
Jordan Bailey
Lmao
Oliver Ross
this is one of the cancerest ylyl threads i ever seen
btw if you laughed to any of those things related to sex / penis / vagina youre an unworthy simpleton oxygenwaster redneck
Brayden Watson
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Adrian Williams
do those glasses actually work well?
Chase Miller
yeah but they make you look like a autistic retard
Austin Hernandez
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Luis Hall
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Brayden Anderson
>be security working 12 hr shift
>same shitty bus station
>about 7am
>cold and rainy day in January
>walking around
>mostly telling people that they cant shoot up in the bushes
>some people smoke weed on the ends of the terminal
>i dont care as long as its not on camera
>hear a moaning coming from the bushes
>notanothertweakerODing.gif
>take out big ass LED maglight
>approach bushes
>some old lady is laying down
>probably one of the "locals"
>take a second look
>she has no pants on
>its freezing out here
>she has blood leaking down her legs to the ground from her snatch
>i immediately think that shes been raped
>call the PD
>tell them what I found
>they come out, drag her out of the bushes
>she argues with them and stands up
>a broken meth pipe falls out of her sagging pussy
>wut.exe
>she broke her meth pipe whilst still inside her pussy
>profusely bleeding on sidewalk
>they restrain her to gourney
>drive away
>i put up a cone next to the old ladies pussy blood
>fucking bums
redding
David Myers
classic gag
Jason Russell
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Jaxon Hall
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Christopher Williams
So?
Gabriel Walker
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Christian Foster
bless lord kek for giving this gem to us
Mason Morris
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Sebastian Wilson
almost lost damn that was good
Jose Lee
Lost
Hunter Peterson
en.wikipedia.org
Nope, Republicans suck.
Xavier Ross
Underrated
Liam Collins
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Alexander Walker
What is this from?
Jordan Reyes
Love this gif.
was in the thread where this got created, and it's pure art
Mason Wright
holy shit,,,,I can't remember the last time something here made me kek even the slightest amount. Good day to you sir!
Austin Lee
>be me
>about 10pm
>working the night shift
>around march
>still working at tweaker central (bus station)
>during my time working ive met a lot of the cooler bums
>one is this chick that sucked my dick
>didnt get anything
>another is a meth dealer whom i have told to not deal directly in the terminal
>if hes running from anyone i let him stay in the restroom
>we have a good thing going
>were all talking about how shitty the cops are in this town
>after a bit they walk off
>about 30 minutes later they approach me
>with another person walking their bike behind them
>they tell me the guy thats following them is drunk and armed with a knife
>i walk towards the guy, but keep a good distance from him
>i tell him my boss is coming to talk to these guys about an incident that happened earlier (lie)
>he starts mumbling
>i tell him he needs to leave
>he turns his side to me and pulls something out
>meth dealer looks wide eyed at him, then me
>i take the cue and pull out my pepper spray
>as soon as I do the meth dealer grabs the guys arm
>had to be an 8 inch bowie knife
>as soon as I see what the meth salesman does i empty half a can of fox into the guys face
>a bit onto meth entreprenuers
>and mine
>due to adrenaline it doesnt hit me yet
>the guy drops his knife
>stumbles out to terminal road
>i tackle him and knee his face while hes on the ground "accidentally"
>cuff him
>have ms bj call the cops with my phone
>they arrive, and say hes super drunk
>they suggest to me that he fell down
>these fucking cops dont want the paperwork
>they say hes going to the drunktank
>they leave with him bleeding in the back
>methman has his backpack
>inside is 1 and a half big bottles of fireball and some stolen phones
>they give me the unopened bottle and i buy some milk for methman and I
>everything was ok i guess
Nathan Long
i have a few more, but they arent gonna be as long as the last three
anyone want?