I thought qbout driving to colorado and mailing myself edibles...

I thought qbout driving to colorado and mailing myself edibles, but decided that was a self destructive decision and very dangerous due to the likelyhood of being caught. Instead i have decided i will stay at home and exercise while taking nothing. Rate my life decision

Live in VA and just took thc pills 30 mins ago that I got from Colorado. You're a fucking pussy

If you don't live on the west coast the only solution is to kill yourself

Fuck you faggot im not going to jail for some gummies and pills

I live in Colorado. I’ll ship you some edibles. What do you want?
Pic somewhat related, volcano vape heating up

post that video

I think if you could smoke or eat edibles and it doesnt affect you that much, just do it. I cant, I have bad anxiety, so I get panic attacks.
But we all need some relief, some happiness while we grind.

As enticing as it is i dont think im going to hook up with someone from Sup Forums for that.

www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph587c5eeb1f456

The most ive had so far was 100mg and it was the best high ive ever had. I enjoy them way more than smoking

yo fam snap me so we can talk I'm not OP but I'm interested

intimateBASSIST is my username

wtf would you vape if you have that fine co herb. or at least some oil?

am i missing something here? why would you drive to CO and mail yourself edibles? why wouldn't you just, like, ya know, drive back with them?

Driving like on long road trips with shit in the car seems like a bad idea

what happens if you get stopped vs what happens if someone finds the anonymously mailed package

Gj. If you're too retarded to figure out how to actually do what you're trying to do then just don't. Nothing worse than a half assed poorly executed plan.

8/10

so like don't consume any on the way and don't speed....?

They are edibles, just take them out of their packaging and put them in something else. How would anyone know your hershey bar or gumdrops or whatever is infused if its not labeled in your cooler? Everyone has coolers full of snacks when roadtrippin

So exactly how dangerous would ordering weed from colorado be?

I know there's sites to order 4-AcO-DMT and other substances but they're listed as T-shirts, is there anything equivalent?

You think cops around the state of Colorado are more inclined to search more if theyre leaving the state of Colorado? Like. I get pulled over a little after leaving Colorado would the cops be more suspicious of me if they knew I came from there?


>Never left the state of Florida before

I worked in OK last year and crossed the line near Guymon a few times to spend a high weekend in CO. Two outta four crossings I got checked at a roadblock for anything"unusual"on 287 from Campo and Trinidad Co.Had dogs on my car due to out of state plates....too risky....

So if you have out of state plates that raises your suspicion by cops even more than usual huh.

I've multiple ounces of weed, a bottle of liquid LSD (100+ hits/100ug), Ounces of mushrooms, so many edibles and vapes, and you're worried about mailing a few fucking edibles? Don't be a bitch OP.
If you do go through with it, follow OPSEC, and you'll be fine.

*had & *shipped to me
You being a bitch distracted me from typing up something coherent.

Elaborate on Opsec?

What is opsec

What is google?
>inb4 feds

TIL Colorado is the only place in the world where edibles exist

Seriously, it's not that fucking hard to find pot

>TIL
Howdy reddit

reddit > Sup Forums

facts of life

Then go back to it.

Operations security. Basically an elaborate way of telling you that he probably wears yellow tinted sunglasses and fingerless gloves while on the computer

Me and my gf literally went on vacation to Colorado and took gummies and a blunt (which she forgot she had in her bag) they gave her for her birthday on the plane back to Texas, we didn't even get as much as a dirty look going through security.

You're a dumbass, no. You're correct in what it stands for, but for shipping concerns, no.
If you're going to mail drugs, there's precautions to take to minimize the risk in having police coming and knocking on your door or sending you a love letter warning you.

10/10 you're a fucking queer.

To what extent, like hollowing out candles or just sending it priority and double wrapping it

For weed, preferred method is double vacuum sealing, then sealing it in a Mylar bag, then throwing it in an ordinary USPS box. You wouldn't believe the trouble some people have with this. I on e had a dumbass vendor put that in a flat rate envelope (those flat yellow envelope types), and shipped. You could clearly feel what is was. The worst part was it was shipped to my neighbor, who opened it. I guess they panicked, cause they chucked it on my porch and haven't said anything.
If seen others take the precaution of even making fake company labels and throwing receipts in with your package.
The craziest was some one took a DVD with the cover, and threw the bottle of acid in there, and sealed the DVD back up in plastic. Looked brand fucking new. Had me laughing for a good 10 minutes.

This. I live in Alaska and I’ve traveled with pot through airports all the time.

Would it be worth taking the time to vac seal like some gummies and a bar? Or to repackage them as something more orthodox?

Depends on how much the edibles smell. If they're already packaged in something air tight, you should be fine. USPS does have dogs come and sniff their facilities everyone once in awhile, but it's far far less than with UPS and FedEx.
The Mylar bag is what you want to get your hands on though. It can get through X-rays without showing it's contents (though some one has said that wasn't true?). The biggest thing is you want your package to mix in with everyone else's. Don't make it look like anything unordinary. Just act normal, and let it slip into the abyss of all the other same looking packages.

Repackage, vac sealing is for the smell

If you are that scared of driving across state line with drugs on you or mail them to yourself then this is the wrong thing for you anyways.

Personally i would repackage the sweets and reseal them in something waterproof, maybe vacuum-seal them , give it another wraping with cling film and grounded black pepper and tape it somewere safe on the outside of your vehicle.

If you are doing this and it works out for you, you should think of a whole backstory that explains you travelling so often to colorado or else local authoritys or " border police" searching specificly for trafficers licke you might get suspicious .

Just google DNM OPSEC, it will tell you everything you need to know. Like using your real name, and not using PO Boxes. Differences between shipping to a PO box and your home, is that they need to build a case and get a warrant to search your house. A PO Box, they can just ask the post office to intercept your package because of suspicion, and bust you right there at the post office.

And if you're really worried, use For instead of googling. I use Google because I love incriminating myself and letting the police find a slew of evidence for my arrest.

Lets say for the sake of arguement you get pulled. Unlikely to start with, but lets say it happens.

>Hello user please turn of your ignition and roll down your window
>Sure thing officer
>What were you doing here, noticed your Florida plates
>Came to see an old friend
>Oh okay user. Your taillight is out/you were going x speed/other bullshit pull over thing.
>Shit I'm so sorry officer. What can I do about this?
>Take this fine/mandatory class

If all of your shit is contained like said then even if they DO search then its all good they won't suspect usual packages of food. Just go to a regular chain bakery that sells cookies/brownies and put the shit in those packets.

Honestly user its basically no risk to you. They won't just pull you over for no reason, they have much better shit to take care of. You only need to worry if you're making multiple trips in a month.

Why can't you just drive back home with them?

The repackaging idea will work, so long as the edibles don't stink.
Could probably just get one of those chip bag resealers and throw them all in the chip bag and reseal. Then throw bag of ships in with all the other food.
Just hope to god they don't bring out dogs. Pretty sure dogs will smell through a chip bag.

Hey OP,

give us something to work with. How long do you drive to till the first shop in colorado that sells weed or edibles??

11hrs, to south co

STAY THE FUCK OUTTA COLORADO YOUR FUCKING STONER

Literally only reason to visit that flyover trash

His stoner what?

I live in Washington. Before it was legal I only did it if it was easy and safe to get, and never if I was looking for a job. These days I only do it because I can. Weed is good, but it's not worth risking anything over.

why would you get caught though? like who is seriously searching your mail?

you have obviously never used a volcano

2/10 you pussied out

1/10 rude post

Same. In VA, brought back some gummies from Denver. Put them in my backpack. Emptied everything out of my pack, put it in a tub, scanned, re-packed my bag and put my shoes on.

Fucking easy. The TSA is not on the lookout for weed, or at least not in DEN.

What kind were they? And you put them in the tub? Did you put them in like a plastic baggie or something

am i the only one having visions of OP being pulled over and, before the cop can even finish asking him if he knew how fast he was driving, bursting into tears, apologizing profusely and telling the cop exactly what he has and where it's hidden?

also, never left FL? how is that even possible?

also also you seriously can't find a hookup in the entire state of FL?

if you want bud, dude, it's gonna have to be bud lite i'm afraid.

Not sure what kind they were, but dude told me they were for more of a body high.

Packaging is where I was overly cautious. The gummies were supposed to be shaped like weed leaves, but ended up looking like maple leaves, and just barely at that. I dumped them from the tube they came in went to a candy store, bought some random gummies in a clear zip lock bag with the candy store logo, mixed them in, and done.

To be fair I did some research on what happens at DEN airport if you get caught. They don't do anything. You throw it away.

0/10

Driving through Colorado is fucking amazing.

rip thread

But I just got here.