Hey! I constantly cheat on my girlfriend

Hey! I constantly cheat on my girlfriend.
AMA and also: help me figure out why.

Getting BJ's on the regular from her best friend.

Cheated with a few girls the past few months, meeting a new one tomorrow.

Been with my GF for about two years now.

I really do want help. I don't know if I should break up or if I should continue to be a retard until this fucks up.

kys

How do I be you?

Enjoy having your dick sliced off in your sleep

It depends on whether or not you actually care about your girlfriend. If you do want her for more than just sex, then maybe you should just stop fucking other women.

Otherwise, end the relationship on good terms and dont tell her about you cheating.

she prob cheats on you too
no one cares

What makes you think your girlfriend isn't doing the same thing to your dumbass

Kek. Asking a bunch of wizards for advice.

Introduce her to the cuckquean lifestyle slowly.

End it Bro, nowt worse than breaking a girls heart.

Who cares just send more pics

You are probably cheated on as well, have fun

I just want to know what to do with myself. I do not feel any regret..

Why do I do this and why can't I feel any regret?

meanwhile i haven't been laid in years and can't even get one woman at a time to have sex with me. ama op

i guess my question is, how hard is it for you to pull off this multiple women thing? does it just happen? or do you put a lot of effort into cheating?

>help me figure out why

What do you mean, it's because you're a guy.

I've been with my gf for at least 4 years and I love her to death but I'd sleep with somebody else if the opportunity arose and could reasonably keep the knowledge from her.

cause you're a cunt mate

How do you keep it from her? I feel like that's the kind of shit that you could easily get caught. Some days I think my paranoia is the only thing that keeps me from giving it a shot

Yo. I had the worst struggle to get laid before my GF. Now that I have one, I'm the one who gets hit on at the bar.

Pretty much this. Dont be a bitch OP.

>but i love her

No you dont. You may love the comfort and familiarity she provides. Some day you may grow up. Maybe not. Odds are you are destined to keep fucking up your relationships. At least have fun with it.

Haha!
Thank you! That is what I've been thinking this whole time!
Not sure how to feel about it though

haha, that always seems to be the case. women want what other women seem to want. competitive instincts making them horny compared to a single guy they don't have to compete for which is not as thrilling and dramatic either.

Because we're beings who have the desire to fuck hardwired into our brains, who live fairly short lives often governed by insensible, dogmatic morals and conventions which generally ensure we go to our deathbed regretting shit.

I wouldn't really blame you, m8. Personally I find it's just nice to give and receive love and affection. Love isn't a limited resource and just because you dole some out to others doesn't mean your significant other is getting any less.

Ultimately how you go about it is up to you. If she's open to it I suppose you could try to get her to accept/join in on your fun. If not just try hard to keep it from her so she isn't hurt.

Its pheromones. Plus bitches can smell desperation. Dont have a gf but do have a fuck buddy. Bitches pay mad attention now.

The fucked up thing is that they don't know that I have a girlfriend.

How the fuck does that shit work?

Is it some weird signal you put out?

ever gotten a bj from one of them while the others cum is still on your dick?

This, please tell.

haha yes! I loved it. I once tried to get them into a 3-some but my gf got jealous!

Honestly, I read "the game". Got a GF and then I got laid AF after getting a GF.
Somehow they can smell if you get laid on the reg or not.

>Got a GF and then I got laid AF after getting a GF.
>Somehow they can smell if you get laid on the reg or not.

So basically, even though I have a gf, I'm still fucked

yeah true she prolly knows u been cheating lmfao

Average looking or not?

Nice try boii!

Average but I've got some charisma to make up for it and have no trouble making friends among the birds.

I meant I have a gf but she hasn't slept with me for like a month.

Did your gf know she was licking her best friends cum off you?

Where are you meeting them? Tinder? Clubs? Bars?

No

Bars mostly. Sometimes tinder, sometimes out on the street

No

Bars mostly. Sometimes tinder, sometimes out on the street.

Anything in particular that you look for in the bar or the girl? (besides being attractive)

Usually friends of friends. I've always had a core group of friends made up of females (with the occasional guy) since middle school.

Current gf was a friend of a friend of a friend who used to hate men in general (and me specifically) but gradually became a friend, then best friend, then lover.

Apparently I have an attractive voice and manner of speach.

Youre a narcissist thats incapable of forming functional relationships. You desire someone that is emotionally bound to you but seek other women because it feels good to manipulate and be desired on different levels

How old are you btw?

It's equally plausible he just likes to fuck

Spot on. Both of you.

Break up but get tested first. Make sure you aren't infected so you can tell he that too. She doesn't deserve to be insecure about that shit.

Lol that's what im sayimg, hes human and humans are not meant to be monogamous. Everyone likes to fuck

Tries to be OP.
Cute! :D

Same here. But has that happened yet? I haven't gotten opportunities, lol

I am 22.

Nothing's arisen as of yet.

Of the few candidates, only one I'm reasonably certain has a thing for me, and there's a few reasons I'd be hesitant to go for it:

>She's fucking awful with secrets, has accidentally spilled the beans on several things she was told in confidence
>She's so daft she's all but let my gf know to her face that she likes me, completely unintentionally, so gf is wary of us
>She doesn't know how to clean herself up so her assets are neglected and overcome by her flaws
>Her whole family is a nest of crazy and I don't want to stick my dick in that

Because it's easy to justify on impulses and the fact that youre guarding her from finding out makes you feel like youre doing something to protect her from this bad side of yourself and your friends are jealous when you tell them about it. You've just got to let this run its course til you get through it.

Hmm, you could always try a threesome in that case. But don't know how your gf is in that

Not op but have plenty experience with this, there's a lot of ways to do it my friend. As bad as you want puss they want dick, treat them like that. If you have interest just go for it, ask for numbers when you're mostly sure you won't get them, most of the time you will. Be ballsy and fuck them good.

Everyone cheats eventually. If you want to talk statistics you are actually pretty normal. Way more normal than someone trying to surpress their natural urge to fuck a variety of pussy as nature intended.

Monogamy is truly fucked up

I know the pain, bro. I love my girl but I still have the intense urge to lay the pipe elsewhere. I've only cheated once at this point.

/s

Keep plowing those hoes. Make it an open relationship cause you should have sex with anyone as long as you stay safe from stds

was monogamy fucked up before birth control? when restraining yourself from creating too many mouths to feed was a concern? no probably not. it ensured children were raised in families. but yes, for todays degenerate hook up style temporary relationships monogamy has become a pointless larp. if millenials can't form families then the base unit of civilization will crumble and with it the entire world, but hey, monogamy is fucking stupid, no babies no monogamy lets get laid and watch it all burn right?

That'd be ideal, but whenever I ask her "On a scale of 1-10, how bisexual are you?" she gives me a dirty look. She's also:

>A Christian, so moralfag
>Hates alcohol (hasn't tried it, part of the moralfag thing), so no drunken experimentation
>Hates drugs, same deal

What sucks is when we're in bed she often seems to become a completely different entity, likes to watch porn as I fuck her, talks dirty, and so on, but afterward she has absolutely no memory of any of it. I almost feel like I could convince her to do that shit in that state, only for her to forget about it afterward.

I'd say go for it. Try hitting girls and guys up in that state of mind via chat

>How the fuck does that shit work?
I've also found that to be the case. I think we just act different when we've got a woman, maybe just don't give a fuck as much, which is attractive to them.

post more of the girl on the left, you nigger

help me

...

Because you're stupid.
That's why.

you are me? or ami you? pic of gf?