How does Sup Forums keep Summer safe?

How does Sup Forums keep Summer safe?

3 day nonstop jizz contests

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You dont.

By keeping her on her hands and knees

not this show again...

do you even know??

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forcefield around the ship. no one gets hurt and summer is safe

also, how the fuck did the defense systems work when the battery was out?

Maybe there's second shooter... Eh, I mean battery to power that defense system

shademan

why couldn't rick route power from that into the engine and use that to get back home before he fixed the main one

because then the show would be fucking boring you witty cock

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And travel back home defenseless in a hostile galaxy?? Do you even space travel bro?

The battery wasn't entirely out, it just produced less electricity - Even in animated galaxies within another galaxy, power grids don't produce the exact amount of power needed, there will always be some surplus, hence the battery output was enough to power the defense system, but not the entire vehicle. You don't need 200 iq to figure that out.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

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By keeping her locked up in my basement, clearly

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You could remove her head VERY CAREFULLY and put it in the freezer and that way she would be safe for all eternity. No sadness or rejection. Just safe forever.

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>Ooh yes, I love jerking my cheesy cock to this animated girl, ooh yes Rick and Morty is soo funny and clever. Please God, let me fuck summer as I cant talk to an actual girl

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we keep summer safe by shifting our clocks by 1 hour. but then we give up in the fall and no longer give summer the saving time.

fuck

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sauce? author?

>can power defense system powerful enough to take on entire planet's military
>can't start car
yeah I don't think so fucko

it literally says in the first image you fucking sperglord

Sauce

Oh please, you know damn well average user can't think further than his mouse pad

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Remember the time differences. Rick thought it would take mere seconds in that universe's time to go into the battery mini-verse kick some ass and come back out. That would've been much faster than reconfiguring the car twice just to get home.

>>can power defense system powerful enough to take on entire planet's military
You're talking like it actually powered weaponry - it just ran one AI, a small laser, gestated a melting ghost baby and negotiated a peace treaty. Luckily, the weather was warm though, so it didn't have to turn on the seat heater, otherwise it might have had issues with the negotiation.

by not watching garbage

Hats off to the creator of this. Very well done porn comic.

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