Why haven't you enlisted in the military yet, user?

Why haven't you enlisted in the military yet, user?

Because I don't want to fight wars for Israel.

Because lolis need me

I hear trannies can't join the imperial army.

This country is stupid and I don't wanna die for it.

Because I just got a job at Papa John's, time to cook some jews!

This plus even if I did want to they wouldn't take me because I'm 1. too old and 2. have too many medical problems

i already did tho

I turn 23 in march. It too late to join? Have no education or skills and honestly thinking about it.

not really plenty of people go to bootcamp older than that, it's never too late until you reach the age cutoff.

I tried, because I have a uniform fetish, and being in uniform most of the day would have been awesome. However, I already have PTSD from an incident that happened when I was a kid, and that is listed on my health record, along with the fact i've been suicidal since 12, so that all makes me a liability.

I would love to see more. Saved and added to my uniform porn folder.

why, just why

why do you jerk off to the things you do?

I'm going to do it more or less for the experience of having done it.

cause im only 16

This is easy to answer. Sup Forums is filled with losers.

Seriously. The trap threads get the most replies.

true

Because I'm educated and have a future.

Documented migraines. Can't get in because of them.

because i got rejected twice. gonna try again next may when the waiting period ends.
still pissed about that shit

underage b&, reported

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Because I'm not fighting for corrupt leaders.

Already did, it was gay.

Don't like brainwashing
Don't want to sign my freedom away

I leave for boot in January :-)

Gay as in the fun kind of bumming each other or the not fun kind that just means it sucked?

Because they won't take me anyway ... same with basicaly any place i worked at. I do a perfect job but i am a way too big danger for the other personel (they fear me because of some ... more ... "Interesting" querk of mine i have no controll over and can't be seen when that "Querk" happens again ... not even i notice it until its too late. And People start restraining me.)

LOL the stars are even arranged into a star of David

What do you mean, why haven't I??

Well you can be as gay as you want to in the military now, I met plenty of gay people, but that's not what I meant. It was very boring, and was just a shitty lifestyle in general. Glad I did it but wouldn't do it again.

Never noticed that tbh

Do you like boots crossed together?

Ive actually considered doing it just so I can get paid to get in shape

But did you ever bum any of them or get bummed by any of them? Serious question from a gayfag here.

Also I read a long time ago, like before it was ok to be gay in the military and they'd kick you out for it, that soldiers that were deployed if they got found out that they were gay it wasn't uncommon for them to be ordered to rape male prisoners as a form of interrogation, is that true or false?

i'm still here

Oh and by the fucking way "I have previous documented medical issues" is not a fucking excuse, you are the one who discloses medical history and you can get a wavier for almost anything. That being said your probably pussys any way that will shit bag and complain and pretend to be an operator when they bitch when they have to stay s hour late get in the way and make life harder for the rest of us. I already have one shit bag in my squad I don't need more!

Nah I never did anything gay, I'm not into guys. Im sure the gay guys are probably pretty down to fuck other gay dudes though, I just never looked. You see a ton of dicks in basic training. I've never heard of the raping prisoners shit though. Only cruelty I heard of was feeding starving POW's ham (against their religion)

Because I'm not an idiot who couldn't make to college.

>I'm not an idiot who couldn't make to college
>couldn't make to college
>make to college

Okay there braniac.

You're a toxic faggot, I hope you die overseas and your squad doesn't help you.

complaining about it so much makes you sound like the exact kind of person you just complained about

already did

Received my country's equivalent of HD after changing barrels on my squad's gunner's MG during live fire exercise. Idiot pulled trigger when I changed the barrel and I got a handload of brass fragments into my underarm.

>rejected from every college he applied to.
>joined the army because he had no choice

damn, what happened to the retard after that incident?

Assume whatever you want breh.

Last gay related question for you, promise. Are you saying that you're sure the sexual abuse of prisoners never happened, or are you saying that you haven't witnessed it or heard of it?

If that's the case he clearly didn't apply very many places, I had a shit GPA in high school, totally blew off my senior year, and I got accepted to every single one I applied to, and only one was a community college (as a safety net). And I'm white, I don't even get special treatment for college acceptance.

I did.
>joined the army as an officer candidate a couple of years ago after having qualified for pilot training
>after military training and college turns out that the industry can't deliver new airvraft on time
>turns out the army hired too many aspiring pilots for the expected capacity, so the whole program is put on hold
>now reaching the end of my service time, hoping that the leadership and staff experience is worth anything in the civilian work force
>at least the army pays for further studies, doing an MBA right now + numerous other courses and stuff

He got his ass chewed out and he wasn't the squad gunner anymore. He got a 416 like the rest and he wasn't really much around on live fires (from what I heard in the squad's fb chat later on).