Tell me your secrets Sup Forums

tell me your secrets Sup Forums

my moms friend tried to fonger me in the back of my moms car

also I'm pretty sure I saw skin cancers on my ex-wifes back but didn't tell her because I hated her fucking guts at that point

im cheating on my girlfriend with 2 of my ex's

I bump dying threads.

i lie on the internet.

im also a girl.

I got fucked by my mom's boyfriend

You know the drill tits or gtfo

greentext?

I masturbate to shota and forced pregnancy but I despise real kids and hate babies

>helping him do yard work and finally finish and crack open a few cold ones
>start getting buzzed and making out at random
>move to shower and start sucking him in shower
>get out of shower and he starts to rim me and then lubes
>finally start fucking
>feel bad that now he fucks us both and she doesn't know

...

i cum every morning in my moms coffee , also most of her snacks (ice cream , yogurt , cake , pie ...etc) we live alone , so i have plenty of time to plan this stuff

Most uniforms make my dick hard.
I love cbubby cops the most.

You again...

Chubby cops*

are you the gay user that got fucked by the cop when you were 12?

oh hey again user

been dominated by any cops since we last spoke?

I'm from a deeply religious family but had protected sex with 4 different escorts. If they ever find out I'll be disowned and will end up homeless.
Just couldn't help it, religious segregation and massive restrictions just got to me...

I have a strong passion for necks and collarbones and shoulders and just want to kiss them and bite them and hold those petite shoulders while I kiss up and down the neck and collarbones all day long

It makes me harder than actual sex

had a gay relationship with my pastor when i was 12-14.

Got fucked by a cop when I was 19. Would have done it earlier if I knew one.

Hey bud. No I haven't, sadly.

i got news for ya chief
statuatory, 10-15 minimum

im happily married, but once a month or so i go to this crappy internet cafe place with closed cabins where guys go to suck dick or get sucked by other guys. I choose a day my wife goes out til late with her friends and spend a couple hours sucking stranger's dick and fapping. I haven't got fucked or anything yet, but i want to, i also would love to wear women's lingerie while it happens.

I'm not a furry but I feel like if I was I'd be alpha as fuck?

Found out that my hot married coworker was fucking our married boss with three kids.

Names?

in fifth grade my teacher took me outside the classroom and started yelling at me calling me an idiot because i wasn't able to keep up with homework and was always behind and made me cry and when people asked me about what happened at recess i lied and spread a rumor that he hit me, he ended up getting fired. dont really feel bad about it.

I have a fantasy where i fuck a chick around my age while her sister who's like 12 or something watches.

My wife works as an escort and sometimes she'll come home with videos of the clients she slept with and we'll have sex watching those videos.

plenty of those in the states

I crave human blood and don't know how to satisfy my desires

My alcoholism is so bad that when I withdraw from it, I see monsters at night.

Gross.

found my sisters dildo down the side oh her bed when i was looking for my phone charger.
facefucked myself with it then put it back.
Shit tasted like old ham

why have u eaten old ham

maybe with human blood

It's a small workplace, don't want to name names cause pretty sure it'll fuck up my life if they find out i know

but where do i get it
i dont want to go to jail
can i buy synthetic blood or no

Whoops forgot that
It's a small workplace, don't want to name names cause pretty sure it'll fuck up my life if they find out i know. Pretty fucked up going on conference trips though, usually just the three of us.

hungry and that was all that i could find in the fridge that i assumed wasn't going to kill me/make me violently ill

why did you marry a prostitute?

What a faggot

thats honestly worse than face fucking your sisters dildo

Why don't you taste your own. Or join a fetish site.. Like fetlife.com they have something for everyone.. And personal ads.. Just put it out that.

tasting my own would just be a tease. i bought a really nice chalice that I want to fill and drink from

I've killed 2 people. Both pedophile. One to defend myself and one to defend my little cousin.

My gf has a penis and and we're getting married and I haven't told my family about her even though they already met her several times and like her lots

I anonymously browse periscope in constant hope to see some teen tits. Like 13-17 teen. It makes me long for the days of stickam raids.

good on you

Because she was fun and didn't care that I had a fucked up life.

Regale us with this tale plz

is drinking blood cannibalism?

break into a morgue, equipped with a straw

periscope is dead m8

Want to break up with my girlfriend of 5 years, but that ass has me hanging on...

dated a tranny for a year and a half
>met in music history class
>didn't know at the time. clueless dateless beta.
>noticed me playing legend of zelda songs on piano before class
>came forward but didnt talk
>gave me her number
>wat.jpg
>started texting her. seemed cool. liked my piano playing
>barely started and got her number
>she asks if she could come over to my dorm
>comes in and sees i have an extra empty room
>tells me shes trans
>meh, she pretty so whatever
>she asks to stay
>say yes unintentionally
>ohshitniggerwhatareyoudoing.wav
>played vidya, ate pizza, and made out in my dorm for a month
>one day she touches my penis
>i notice penis
>not phased at all
>whyareyoulikethis.jpeg
>got the succ
>not sure if gay
>a week before finals she moves out and we chatted on skype all summer and eventually dated.
>mom finds out. isnt happy.
mfw

Let a dog knot my pussy when i was 13. I cried. There was blood.

I'm realizing this, but I don't know any alternative.

I have cheated with 4 different women in the last year behind the back of my wife. One of them was having a gyno test later in the day so she couldn't have sex. After we were done giving each other oral she showed me a paper for what she was going for. She showed me she had HPV. I was angry that she waited until afterwards to tell me. It's been a year and no HPV signs for me. I was really nervous when my wife went to the gynecologist but she came up clean.

implying they dont drain the bodies

Shouldn't of told your parents, my trans gf is super passable and I will never tell anyone she isn't a cis girl

male or female?

>sandraelh
>dianalejandrapl
>valeria_aceves

the fresh ones come in drained already? if not, blood has to go somewhere.

What's the NEW PERISCOPE?

Can we see your body? I want to see what’s up.

My ex was a super passable trans. I had no idea for a year that she was trans. She never let me fuck her because she was afraid that when I found out I'd leave, but little did she know I would have not only stayed, but fucked daily. Sigh.

As soon as they get it they swap fluids with formaldehyde
Also, I would prefer the blood fresh ie not from a dead body and thus contaminated with germs

i never told her. she picked up on it with small things after she invited my family to eat at her favorite italian restaurant. we broke up not too long ago cuz of distance but im about to graduate uni in december so if i could make it happen, imma try to get back with her. we still talk to each other as if we were still together but idk, cant keep my hopes up too high.

I know, my google searches have taught me that america take their police uniforms seriously. They look awesome.

>Like this guy

Was 7 when i got my dick grabbed by a girl i liked, she was 8. She showed me her vag and told me to touch it. Pussied out like a beta. Never talked to her again.

had the same thing the next summer after we made it official. i hate long distance relationships. but thats another topic.

Are you stupid? Pussy = ?

HPV is a dirty bastard, many people remain asymptomatic and while asymptomatic, you will not test positive either, but you could still have it and even be spreading it

boipussy?

On phone so can't greentext.
When I was 10 I would go to my friends house to play vidya with my friend Andrew. He had an older brother Nick. Nick was a 20 something old piece of Shit who sold drugs out of his moms house and did nothing but stay home.i went to visit Andrew who was asleep in his room at the time. I went in his kitchen to make tea. I accidentally burned some plastic dish by mistake and Nick convinced me I would get in so much trouble. Their mom was scary so I believed it. He said he would do it but I had to keep a secret for him. He then began to rub himself against me in his Gym shorts. He stood me on a stool and told me if I didn't want to be in trouble I would just be quiet. He started to force himself on me and I freaked out. I grabbed the pot of water I was boiling and tossed it in him. While he was on the floor grabbed a chopping knife and ran it into his side over and over. I was so scared.. I ran home. I had absent parents so I washed up. Threw my clothes under my bed and didn't speak of it. I didn't want to hang out with Andrew after that, he didn't even know I was at the house when it happened. I had nightmares for years after that. Nightmares about me being caught, and nightmares where I can physically feel him rubbing himself on me. I didn't tell my brother until I was 18 and my mom until I was 20. I still have nightmares from time to time and for the longest I thought what happened was my fault. I came to the sense that pedos deserve to die and I can live with this now.

She was probably molested dude. Kids who do that learned it from someone else.

>on phone so can't greentext
?

Fake and gay

had sex with father. dont really feel anything.

Easier to just keep typing.
>Don't feel like doing this every sentence

Want some of mine?

>can't
vs
>won't

You should join in. Blackmail them.

I'm a werewolf. This last full moon was particularly rough. I killed a close friend. No one knows I'm a werewolf but you, Sup Forums.

Do you have any sorts of diseases?

As i watched the news today i saw a picture of the shooter from the texas shooting yesterday and the picture literally looks like me he could be a fucking identical twin im creeped right the fuck out

There was a storm outside hail and rain were hitting my window. The house started to shake about a minute later and I hear the tornado sirens going off. I got up and out into the hall way and tripped over some pictures that fell off the wall and cut my foot on glass. I was trying to crawl to the stairs I saw my brother. He picked me up and ran me down stairs to the basement. He put me in the cornor while the house was shaking and the floor boards were starting to come up. He ran back upstairs to find my parents and he got knocked back down the stairs by the wind. He crawled over to me and held me tight. The lights went out and I felt like the tornado was right over us. He covered me with his body and pushed me forward on to the concrete. He pulled down my pjs and began pushing his cock inside me for the next 30 seconds or so and then cumming inside me. He pull up my pjs when he was done and kept holding me til the storm was over. He walked up stairs with me to find the whole top part of the house was gone and we could not find my parents. I could never look at him the same. I was thankful he saved me but after what he did when the state picked us up I asked to be put into another foster home and never saw him again.

local school fags keep getting my contact info and keep trying to get with me and none of my friends nor girlfriend know

i'm catfishing my crush

I'm allegedly a "vampire" due to my avoidance of the sun, neck fetish, and desire to drink blood. I'm not immortal or a batperson or anything so we are sort of in a similar boat?
>inb4 it was a troll

but for why

I eat my boogers

>i'm terrified that all of the shady shit I've done online will catch up to me in the future

elaborate?

I'm not immortal either, I actually hurt myself this last transformation. It was quite bad.

Have you fed off anyone?

Same.

I am too. Tried locking myself in my room that didn't work. Woke up covered in blood don't know what happened.

>I cum in my sisters shampoo and soap bottles and dream about her rubbing my cum all over her body
>I also cum in any left over food or drinks she has already opened that I can easily mask my cum in so I can dream about her eating my cum
>I lay in her bed naked while shes at school smelling and jacking off with her dirty and clean panties

no because im not really a vampire. I just have a fetish, a quirk, and hate the sun. Anyone who knows will mock me by calling me a vampire