Something HUGE is coming up

>Something HUGE is coming up
What did she mean by this?

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Her menopause... because she's old as fuck yo!

Rude.

Time to crash this thread with some more of my shitty humor she is talking about her

butt enlargement surgery

*unzips dick*

i'd like to come up her with something huge if you smell what i'm cookin famalam

like take her on a plane? are you a pilot?

>crash this thread

She's about to shit a log into your mouth user and you're gonna love it

id let her take my plane my family member

got some bad food poisoning, it came out both ends

i wish

You wish she implanted silicon into her ass? You sick fuck.

Kek

fuk off roastie

my dick

>roastie
I'm a dude.

actually I would, I would find her big butt hot

It's her gigantic dick, and she's gonna shove it down your throat and make you suck it. And you're gonna love it and it's gonna be your AOTY.

How big?

butt enlarged butts are usually pretty big, idk

How big would you like it though, user?

Faggots

Like two bowling balls.

Get off of this board you disgusting degenerates

I'm not a fan of huge asses though, just playing devil's advocate.

...

NOTM PART 2

feat. MC Ride

I hope her pussy is on the cover

Honestly, that would be great.

I heard "wubalublub" after that.

Are you the user who said you dreamed about this?

Slurp slurp!

Pagan Poetry uncensored edition clip

I wish.

1. why does bjork look fucking asian
2. she's wrinkly as hell now
3. im still strangely attracted to her

my dick

Too young bjork

1. I don't know
2. Duh.
3. Same here, probably more than you.
4. Nice trips.

No, I've never dreamed about Björk.

Oh, cause last week there was a thread describing a dream similar to what you described.

whys she sad bros

Her relationship was just 3 more years away from completely falling apart.

Goldie's dick up her penis

How would that even work?

More of that

Sorry I meant her vagina.
Fuck.

Holy fucking shit dude. Dick in benis.

lmao nice one

Could you still try to explain to me though how you think a penis could plausibly penetrate another penis though? Anyone?

she unironically looks hot there

No you don't understand.
Goldie was a black man who had sex with her.
He therefore had a big dick that went up in her?
Sorry maybe it was a bad joke.

I understand completely what you were trying to say, you just fucked up and said penis instead of vagina. It's actually funnier than the joke you were trying to make.

I suppose it could go through the foreskin

That would be a pretty shallow fuck, and I can't imagine two penis heads bumping together would cause much pleasure. Would also have to be a pretty wide foreskin.

I suppose the foreskin would require some stretching beforehand.
The only other way I can think of would be drilling a hole or something in the bellend and then stretching it wide enough for another penis to fit inside. Problem is there'd be a lot of blood

AH WHAT THE FUCK user. THAT FUCKING IMAGE. WHY WOULD YOU PUT THAT IN MY HEAD?

sorry

It's okay, user. How do you think any pleasure would be derived from the receiver, though?

s-something big?!

Idk really

Maybe some sort of masochistic pleasure?

Why is she such a slut?
youtube.com/watch?v=Gh8xwI3rKZc

All women love dick. She just happens to be more open about it.

They love someone for their sex

Of course. We all do.

Ok sure

Well that was disgusting

t. tripfag

Here’s a new pic, I wouldn’t call this wrinkly as hell tbqh

You say that as if she still doesn't look great.

She's a Trump supporter, of course. She means the border wall.

Hard to get excited for her new album, bankrupt artistically since Volta honestly

Vulnicura is amazing and biophilia is extremely underrated. When you look at biophilia as a heartbreak album it improves quite a bit, or at least it did in my eyes.

t. faggot

at least post the hd version
youtube.com/watch?v=KqF8_UcUQdQ

Probably a realization in the coming up of one of those 'sugar cubes.'

It's all good my nigga

What did he mean by this?

damn................

Thinking.

>Bjorks attractiveness stretches beyond appearence .

Everyone wants a piece of the unique quirky alien woman

sill she one day leave earth and go back to her planet