Good day you awesome faggots

Good day you awesome faggots

Hope you have a great day, and if you feel like getting something off your chest, feel free to post here. Also I am here to speak to those who are very depressed and need some advice.

I Want To Die.

What is the reason? Just feeling depressed?

Do you exercise and eat healthy enough?

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Eat healthy, exercise every day. i have bad schizophrenia

i cum every morning in my moms coffee , also most of her snacks (ice cream , yogurt , cake , pie ...etc) we live alone , so i have plenty of time to plan this stuff

i know it is wrong , but i cant stop because it has been going for so long

lmfao

op here im done helping people after reading that post

Why do you do it? Do you hate her or find her sexually attractive?

So you have been seeing a professional? Sorry about that man, I do not know THAT much about schizophrenia.

You need Jesus

yeah , very very sexy........she is single since the begining and very young , had me at 16 - 17

We have always live just the 2 of us , so we are relly really close and waay to used to each other company....we seem weird at times to outside people or o they say

i need help tho

my issue is I want to fuck that

I know this is going to sound barbaric but maybe you should confess to your mom bro.

Nothing wrong with that, as long as you want to and not actually do it.

That's not an issue unless you act it out.

I want to mush her face in those flowers while mercilessly jamming my cock up into her slightly poopy butthole and watch her face as she cries

People say Im a misogynist, but how could I be, my own mother is a woman, how could I hate women?

Please don't kill my thread bro. I'm here to help people with advice

i dont know user , that could rekt our relationship

she doesnt seem into this , then again , we are waay to used to each other , so i dont know

Maybe not telling her is for the best, but it is sad for you user. You're going to be haunted by that idea. Unless you get a gf who looks exactly like your mom.

well thats a matter I've been thinking about. Say you dont want to do anything physically harmful. Just like touching, rubbing, licking, and she wants it. Literally gives her permission. Why is it then still "not ok"?
Because she's incapable of giving consent?
Why? Tell me in your own words instead of "because some people just say so that kids cant consent"

I dont get the claim that a child who is interested in sex truly doesnt understand what they want. First of all they already masturbate, so they do understand sexual stimulation, and if theyre asking you to do it to them, how can you say they dont understand what they truly want?

Honey, do you want a backrub that will give you pleasure?
"Yes"
Ok, that is perfectly acceptable and I believe you know what you say you want.

Honey, do you want a pussy that will give you pleasure?
"Yes"
No! You dont really even know what you want! You're just confused! It cant be allowed?

Why?

lost hard

I'll go for it. I've been pretty depressed for awhile. Posted on here asking for an hero ideas awhile back, but everyone made me realize what a cuck I was being, so I went to therapy instead. Putting myself back together now.

>here to help
>on Sup Forums

nice bullshit there, buddy

Bro Op here

Good question, but please bro, my thread will be 404'd, you know the admin have thicc heads.

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>WAAAAH!
>I'M NOT ALLOWED TO FUCK CHILDREN!
>WAAAAAAAAAAAH!
>WHY WHY WHY??
>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

*pussy rub

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so if you you never do anything forceful, traumatic, or scary, and it's always things she asks for, or gives permission to, and shes smiling or giggling the whole time, how is it "harming" her?

if a woman had touched and sucked my cock at 8 years old, with my persmission, I wouldnt consider myself harmed. Id still be fapping to the memory

Good for you man. My advice to people is getting therapy. Sorry if you think people like my are just wasting my time and breath.

>Putting myself back together
>still browsing Sup Forums

because a child would also try to drive a car, fly a plane, shoot a gun, and eat an entire gallon of ice cream if you trusted their judgement and let them you fucking idiot.

So who cares, You get guys selling Ice-cream in the deserts.

except your help isn't ice cream, buddy

totally not comparable.
we allow kids to masturbate
if kids are caught being sexual with each other, its just excused as "kids being kids"
so why then is it ok if little suzy touches the neighbor boy's dick, but if she touches a man's dick, it's the worst thing that could ever happen?

you know damn well once Sup Forums is in your rotation it never leaves. you will never be a normie again

everything fucking sucks.
I care about things but they just don't fucking matter, nothing does.
I know, I know. Live for God and all that. I already have, why can't I just die right now? My life is fucking miserable and it only gets worse everyday. The only people I care about either left me or fight with each other constantly. That's all this fucking life is: pain, suffering, and the continuity of that. Things fucking suck now, and I know for a fact it will only get worse with time.
I know nothing will get better, all there are are little bumps of happiness, pleasure, prosperity, whatever, for a couple hours to a week at most. But the rest of the year it fucking sucks.
I think about killing myself every night, because we don't exist for all of eternity, then we're born to live for up to 120 years or whatever, but most likely around 70-80 years, then we go back to not existing for the rest of fucking eternity, whatever that is.
I try to be religious, and think
there is an afterlife,
but deep down I know theres fucking not. After we die its the fucking same feeling of before we were born. What's another 60 years going to do for me?
Life is nothing but an unpleasant interruption to a peaceful nonexistence and having kids is to fucking suffer your whole life then creating another person cursed to suffer the entire time they have conscious.
If all life on Earth were to end, it would be a blessing.
If I were president, I would set all the nukes to cover every inch of the earth, and nuke it 10 times over.
I would not be creating suffrage, I would finally be putting an end to it.
Killing myself wouldn't add to my hurt, it would be a blissful ending.

Im turning 28 in 3 weeks. Ive never had a relationship, and if it wasnt for prostitutes I'd still be a virgin.
I feel insecure that I'll never meet a woman, and the few women who I do know in my life (all of whom are in relationships) will be beyond me. In short I feel alone, so I try to supplement my life with just playing video games. I guess I dont feel as bad as some of the other guys who post here, I have a job which supports me well enough, and Im looking forward to getting back in shape at least. Ive taken up swimming lessons since I cant swim, and we have a swim test before December, and I'll be working on getting my license soon. So there are positives in my life,but still..... I feel the worst on the weekends when I know all my friends are out in town drinking and actually living.
The closest thing to a relationship I might have is with a girl who is 10 years younger than me, but she has a boyfriend her own age now and its obvious she no longer interested in me in that capacity.

I tend to ramble

At least it is something

gr8 b8 m8

>i'm hungry
>"here's a pile of shit"
>b-but.. it's shit..
>"at least it's something"

I have to wait until July to see this girl again. When I do, I'm going to kiss the fuck out of her and see if she's interested in more. How do I get her family to be okay with that?

I don;t know what to do.

I should add that I workout a couple times a week, am very healthy, and doing... decent on money I guess, so its not any of that.

>Because she's legally incapable of giving consent?
Fix'd. We know what "no" means. It's the first word most of us learn.

This one girl is bothering the fuck out of me. In public I feel like she hates showing any signs of affection towards me. But in private she does nothing but talk about how amazing I am. Starting to get sick of her.

so you have a job. now try online dating sites. sounds lame but there are females out there that you can get. dont set the bar at 8/10. try every chick that responds to you. you will find a few that are good enough. most girls that arent hot as fuck are sitting at home on the weekends, too user

Remember Thomas Mahoney, bro.
NEVAR FORGETT!!!!

see

OP Here

I know how you feel emotionally user, I have been there nearly 20 years.

Blowing up the planet and taking the happiness of others, nah I wouldn't do that.

As for religion. you cannot force one on yourself. You have to believe with your heart and soul that the religion and god exists. I used to be Christian since my childhood years and it has never done anything for me, therefor I turned to worshiping nature and caring for it since it is the thing that keeps me alive.

user I don't know if you have been to a doctor yet but do yourself a favor and make an appointment to see a psychiatrists. It will be the best thing you will ever do. They will put you on an effective program and prescribe the right meds.

Hope this helps a bit

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that's awesome

Whats dating like in your late 20s?
hmm, I suppose youre right. Getting good photos for dating sites is always a difficult one though. I still have my 'fresh out of army training haircut, with a nice receding hairline

Hey user, I have a girlfriend 10 years younger than me whom I met three and half years ago. She is baring my son now. I was alone for a long time before I met her, I'm also turning 28 in a few months.

Hang in there user, a woman changes a lot and I see that is what you do need, but give it time, something like that takes to to manifest.

I like you user you are entertaining

thanks OP. I don't think it will work but whatever I'll schedule an appointment tomorrow.

>hooking up with a Sup Forumstard
Some guys have all the fucking luck.

dont pose for some horseshit selfie. use a picture of you that looks like someone else took it while you werent paying attention. and late 20s early 30's is the best because bitches have seen their friends start having kids and they are worried about missing their shot and being alone forever. or they are a single mom looking for a dad for their kids. either way it tips the scale in the guys favor. trust me

thx user , maybe if things get better i will confess , but not before a more solid proof

if you confess she is going to put you down like old yeller. as she should

>house mates throw a get together for the races
>invite like 15 people
>have a few drinks with them out the back
>introduce myself to a few people, make small talk for a few hours
>eventually they're all talking amongst themselves while I sit there silently
>walk to my room and no one notices
I'm now lying on my bed posting this while they're out there socializing

Dont worry user, im on the same boat. You got your close friends, you dont need someone else.

that is literally what every party is like if you only know 2 people there. if you were still out there and someone walked away for a minute you probably wouldnt notice and you sure the fuck wouldnt go looking for them to ask why they left. look at shit through other eyes than your own you jackass

Your mother isn't going to fucking hurt you, stupid. If she felt that bad, she'd have killed herself like mine did. Get that shit while you still can.

All of Sup Forums can relate

I feel your pain man

what ?
i know she wont hurt mr , but rekt our relationship is what im afraid could happen

You love each other. Either you love each other in a certain way or you don't. You stand to lose nothing. If you fuck up and she doesn't want her son's dick, she's still your mother.

That part about the photos is quite helpful. No wonder I always feel awkward doing the photo part; Im trying to pose for a fake portrait

its the truth. I look like me when I dont know someone is taking a picture. when I pose for one I either look like a faggot, a retard, or both. that is no exaggeration.

well , we do love each other a lot , weird lvl as people put it

>we do sleep in the same bed often , we have separed room tho
>lip pecks in occasionally
>cuddle in bed and sofa when we watch movies
>very very open with each other

as i say , gonna wait for a more solid poof of how she feels before making any leaps

I feel like I've lost control and I'm fucking terrified.

Life is like driving a car man, you are the one behind the wheel. Only you can put it in or out of control. Look ahead, control the wheel and best of luck user.

I smell it

Pics or it didn't happen

That flower is sexually attractive, does anyone have porn of it?

I grew up with anxiety and depression. I was diagnosed with bipolar and ADHD ontop of the depression when I was 28. I lost my entire childhood and I blame my folks for it. They could have had me on medication as a child. I believe I would have been more successful today if they weren't so blind.

>Has autism
>Blames parents
>Time to strangle a puppy

I spat out my pasta

I came in my little sis' panties

Why don't we say Rule 34 anymore? I forget.

/thread

Anyone here want to kill themselves but can't because you can't upset your parents? I'm waiting for them to die so I can. I hope everyday I die in a car crash, lightning or whatever. I'm in the army in infantry training some but discharging soon because I hate it. Going into town to buy dxm and nitrous this weekend to try for the first time I cant wait it's all I think about all day. Got charged with awol few weeks ago too. I just want a cute gf to try drugs together and an easy job with an apartment .Fuck man

i raped a 14 year-old last year.

nice to know, Satan

Hey man, why do you want to try drugs with her? Why not just live healthy with her and not drag her into the ground along with yourself? Besides, drug use makes depression worse.

Don't be inconsiderate, maybe that is the reason why you don't have a gf yet. Look at things in a different point of view maybe.

A couple months ago, I met a hottie at work. She was celebrating her 21st birthday. My ego tipped my attraction. She looked like a younger hot female version of me. And... she was flirting with ME. She shunned a better looking guy actually trying to get her attention. Ego super-stoked, I took her home. We became fuck buddies. Great sex. I jokingly said to myself that this was too good to be true. A few days after I met her, I met one of my ex's of over a decade ago. She told me she wanted to have a baby and is willing to get me to donate sperm to her the fun way. No strings. All I needed to do was give her a DNA sample. She had a test tube ready and I signed the form she had. Haven't seen her until today, but let's put a pin in that. My younger fuck buddy I saw at least 3 times a week. Today, they both ended up at my front door. My young fuck buddy, carrying bags, walks right in. My ex hands me papers saying "Meet your daughter. Here's the DNA test results. I disown her." She jumps right in her car and takes off. While I'm shocked, my fuck buddy, who I just learned is my biological daughter, closes the door and looks right at me. While looking for words to say, she says "Relax, /user/, I didn't mean to start the sex. I just wanted to get to know you in case you really were him." I look at the papers, she's 14. I say "You are 14?" She replies with a shrug "Fake ID" She just picked through my fridge and went to watching TV as if nothing happened. I'm still processing. I don't know much about custody laws, but I'm sure dropping her... well, our... teenage kid on me is illegal. I'm a broke ass drunk who lives in a dump.

Are you gay now

i find that pic very sexula, i actvly try to lure my younger nices (6-10) into >sexual with me.
I know it's wrong but i cant stop myself, going on loli threads all day to suppress the urges.
I'm also fully numb to my feelings, telling everyone who asks that i'm "good" just to get them to stop talking to me.
Have one good friend who knows im a pedo and accepts me, think without him i would have an hero'ed by now.
Gonna move out of my moms in 2 weeks and considered getting a psychotherapist to talk to about this, but dont know if i cba to actualy follow through.
Also have autism, so i cant tell if people like me, never had a gf cuz i dont know if they're flirting.
Only thing going for me is my education, but most of the work is team based, and with people only working the day before the deadline, my autism gives me so much stress that i've done the entire group project before anyone else starts working.

Let's see

>Incest
>Underage
>Gay plot

Yep this is your average faggot who fantasizes about shit.

i thought it would be relieving if i tell this to someone

I meant a girl who was already into that stuff

This thread is full of child molesters, MODS!!

Sorry for the intrusion, but I'm a kerfuffuled lil Canadian stoner who has a thing or two I'd like to get off my chest.

> Be me
> 21, no car, job at a pizza place
> Staying with friends K + K, who have a trailer with 3 cats
> Fuckinggrosspeople.jpg
> Fast food trash, kitty vomit or furballs, dirty clothes, dishes, etc. scattered around, not to mention the GODDAMN TOENAIL CLIPPINGS sown throughout the carpet
> Trailer is 10 min walk from pizza place, pretty much a necessity
> Back to K+K, they're engaged. Both just generally shitty people to each other.
> Betting pool at work is up to $150 when this relationahip is going to crash and burn.
> That pretty much catches you up to today.
>Man K left for work this morning at 8. My shift started at 4:30, Lady K was off.
>Friend stopped by to wake and bake at 10, played some zombies then skedaddled.
> Walked over to K+K's room around 11:30, stoned off my rocker and looking to trade lunch for a ride to the store...

Not finished yet, sorry for the break.

oh hi there, i'm a child molester too

Being a pedo is somewhat natural and common in most men, just do not go as far as actually doing it unless you want to sit in prison for the rest of your life.

you can get away with it if you're clever :)

No, I do not believe in harming a child. Harming a child doesn't mean you get away with it, it will scar them and later that favor will return in some gruesome way

>Being a pedo is somewhat natural and common in most men

Why is this not a norm?

i havent done anything that could throw me in jail, and they like playing with me (games and stuff, you sick fug) but then they want to be picked up i dont hold them like you normally would, and when we pretend fight i grab some questionable places.
I'm just afraid i might go too far and wont be able to stop myself.

You've gone too far. You've already touched the questionable places, you are a rapist.

I find myself feeling jealous of murder victims.

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>Being a pedo is somewhat natural and common in most men
misconception spread by pedos to try and rationalize their behavior