Learn how to bake, you nigs

Learn how to bake, you nigs

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Why learn when I have you to do it for me like a good wife?

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I can bake, you cunt
you haven't lived til you've had my muffs

Sorry, oven is broke.

>your muffins

hey makoto

I haven't lived because I dont have the willpower to do so

Now I want pastries and stuff

Now that's a relief!
Stolen

I want to eat Rroy's muffins too
haha I don't have the will to live either

>no word "waifu" in op
Learn how to bake

>Playing BnS
>Solo play as a Blade Dancer
>More like youtube.com/watch?v=WsOlT-q89f0

What'll we do with the Jews now?

Hmmmm, is this Operator?

ZEIG!

>I want to eat Rroy's muffins too
Gaaaaaaaay!

Make them take a shower. :^)

yeah its been a while, whats up

Rory a cute

Tactical waifu, nicew

But the whole thread wants my muffins

it's only gay if you make it gay. I'll whisper no homo first.

Seems legit.

What are you, some kind of sloot? I guess like claimer like waifu or something.

didn't you actually make muffins sometime though and you were talking them up
I want those muffins

Pot kettle, H E R E T I C

Shit son, it's been ages.
Well, a lot's been up really. But I guess a quick rundown is:
>Fixed RX7
>Crashed RX7
>Bought a Supra
>Too many issues, decide to sell Supra
>Dad buys me an Integra
>Find a buyer for both my crashed 7 and the Supra
>Now budgeting money for December
>Took electrician test, waiting on results and possible interview
>Building a fire pit in grandmas back yard most likely
>Went shooting a few times with Louise
>Handguns are okay
>Rifles make my ears ring even with earmuffs
And other than that, it's been the usual really. I just missed another Desert Hoon. Bunch of /o/tists go innadesert and shoot shit /k/ style.

Good.

I make muffins at work all the time

are they some gay avocado-acai shit tho

No, they're whatever I want them to be. Today is lamb day though.

>tfw Mako doesn't wanna get knocked up by me

Hey, I'm no sloot and neither is my waifu.

lamb muffs?
knock me up dommy mommy

yeet
did you ever end up doing that JSDF costume?
>Fixed RX7
>Crashed RX7
>Bought a Supra
>Too many issues, decide to sell Supra
>Dad buys me an Integra
>Find a buyer for both my crashed 7 and the Supra
>Now budgeting money for December
>Took electrician test, waiting on results and possible interview

kek

i did CW work for a couple months and was thinking about doing the apprenticeship test but i'm going to join the army instead.

>Building a fire pit in grandmas back yard most likely

comfy, are you still freezing your ass off in the garage?

>>Went shooting a few times with Louise
>Handguns are okay
>Rifles make my ears ring even with earmuffs

you need better hearing protection, sorry someone ruined a good thing for you.

quickrundown.jpg
>quit one job
>got a speeding ticket
>did construction wireman job and got 10k
>crashed my moms car into a deer one day on my way to work
>spent 3k on a ticket and an apartment to go spend christmas with my girlfriend in the netherlands this year
>bought a glock 19
>been doing fuck all for a week or two.
>going to join the army when i get back from the netherlands

More work photos plz preferably with muffins

Yeet

>rifles make my ears ring even with earmuffs.
Use foam earplugs then. They'll work better.

>in a call with Mako
>hear "Aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice" in a tone of voice that sounds like I've fucked up
>disconnected
And I am saved again.
Pls no

No, I had a better idea.
No

p-pls

I think Mako would find a problem with that.

yes
nah

Lamb does not work in muffins

Oh right, here's a vid and a picture of the aftermath.

>Army
Good luck m8, I very rarely hear good things.

>still freezing your ass off in the garage?
Of course. I wouldn't be me otherwise!

>you need better hearing protection, sorry someone ruined a good thing for you.
Nah, I learned to bring my own earplugs that I used for motorcycle riding. Those plus the ear muffs are a-okay.

RIP Job
Fight that ticket. Most the times, they're dropped. Speaking of which, the one I got for 113 in a 65 ended with the cop not showing. So I got out of it.
>Spending the holidays in winter places
I hope you brought a jacket or 12...

Overall, sounds like you've had a busy time as well.

That's the plan from now on. I have a box of like, 300 of them from my motorcycle days.

>Implying safe

Only if I don't get to join in. :^)

not with that attitude.

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Why this?

Don't say that! You'll give Jill ideas!

And being the dunce I am, I forgot both the pic and vid.
youtube.com/watch?v=Ovdn3Ve4cAs

:::::^^^^^^))))))

Not with pur recipe. Too much white sugar, too sweet

because you're an easy target
poor lil honkyboy

Yeah, thats what I use when I go out shooting. I plan to buy an akm soon and with that I may buy those electronic muffs. If they dont work ill stick with the earplugs

Why this?

I'm upset.

we'll change it around and make it work.
is only joke
why you haf to be mad

Press F

Actually haven't gone shooting in a while. I guess I owe Louise a day at some point...
Not really too gun savvy though. All I know is bigger gun = bigger boom.

See

I'm always salty, I'm like Ghost.

You upset me.

Im busy making
L A M B S A U C E

F

Less lamb sauce and more lewds

*distant rattling cans*
more lamb sauce and less lewds

You get lamb sauce

Wrong one.

If you want to pay back Louise, by the next round of boolets. They're not cheap.

I'm not sure I know this ghost, then.

I almost had no confidence that I would get my license but if they let tards like you drive, I can pass with ease.

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You know em as Sonya, I believe.

#rekt

Love you, you fucking faggot.

:ok_hand:
gonna call them ghostler from now on

Lt Tsun is another good name for em.

Excuse you, he got a promotion. He's Captain Tsun now!

Making some good ol halal snack packs with the lamb

Oh right, I forgot.

>halal snack packs
Bruh

B R U H

What were you shooting? Its about 40 dollars for a box of 100 rounds of 5.56 and 36 for a box of 100 rounds 9f 7.62

I NEED SEVERAL.

Looks sooo tasty
What is the white sauce?
I-Is the lamb on a bed of fries or do my amerifat eyes deceive me?

I've honestly got no clue what kinda gun she has, nor the kind we were shooting. I am an /o/tist, not a /k/ommando. All I remember is when we went to the range, they only charged like, $15-$20 a box. Shot a fun handguns, and a few rifles. One used tiny babby bullets, the other, not so tiny.

how about 6.5?

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Thats fries under the lamb and garlic mayo on top. Everything is the base components of the halal snack pack

About a dollar a round
p

Halal?

Yes. Thats its name. The halal snack pack

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halal_snack_pack

Thank you. What else are you cooking?

Nothing, its cleaning time

Are you off after that?

I THOUGHT YOU WERE JUST MEMEING
WHAT THE FUCK

Until tomorrow morning, yeah
Why would I lie about glorious halal snack packs?

Halal snack packs just aren't the kind of thing you lie about.

Because that name is just silly.

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And I didnt
Its an Aussie dish/delicacy

I have a 9mm handgun and a .22 rifle. Last time I went shooting with him I'm pretty sure I just had the rifle and we rented a .357 revolver. I got a box of .38 spec for it for around 30$.
Listen to hamakaze, pay for ammo
i spent 200$ on 1,000 rounds of 9mm

>Aussie
>Halal
Ausfags confirmed for allahus?

Nigga, you hilarious if you think I'm buying you that much ammo.

> Tiny baby bullets
I smell the description of .22

In that it was Turkish takeaways that made the dish, sure.

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nah I'm just asking you to pay for what we shoot. You wanna shoot a fun revolver again, put up the cash to rent and the cash for ammo.

Oh, also, I have a pair of proper shooting earmuffs for guests now, and a box of foamies.

>tfw you'll never go shooting with me
>im the coolguy that doesnt mind using his entire check to buy all the ammo

Apparently so.

>Turkroaches.

Fair enough. I wanna shoot something that goes BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

Hey, Turkey has no quarrel with us. We actually love each other because we tried to invade because the Brits are shitty leaders.

Come visit! I'd love to go shooting with you!
semi auto rifle, or handgun of some sort?

He wants to hipfire a GAU-8