Work thread Stories?
I got a bunch, I work as a technical supervisor in an Office Depot and I have a lot of odd people that come in. I can tell you all about how I basically steal people's money and all the crazy drunks we get (I live in a party city with a bunch of tourist)
None of these are pretyped, ill get posted shortly
>pic not related
Story One starts like this
>First day ever working
>about 6 years ago
>scramble into work 5 minutes before im supposed to clock in
>Manager comes over and ask me how im doing today (super nice guy btw, never been treated better)
>Tell him im doing fine and what my job would be for that day
>i get assigned as tech and start working my way to the back to clock in and get a radio
>after that I go to the small bench we have, its not even big enough to put 2 computers comfortably
>see the then senior tech working on a computer when a lady walks up and asks me about "if you guys can fix my computer"
>i ask her whats wrong and she mentions "it wont start up, and when it does there are ads and popups over everything"
>I sign in the computer and get to work
She puts a large laptop (one of the old thinkpads) on the desk and hands me a charger
>plug in the computer with the senior tech watching me (he was great to, let me do my own thing and learn how to actually fix computers)
>i try everything and the computer wont turn on, so i tell the lady "with your permission i want to take it apart to see if its a hardware issue"
>she agrees
>grab tools sitting in a bin and start unscrewing the bottom of the laptop
>3 screws are fucked
>COMPLETELY FUCKED I TELL YOU
>I try using a rubber band, another screwdriver and nothing works
>tell the lady that im going to take the computer in the back to get "special tools" for the computer and need to match them up, i wont be 5 minutes then ill come back and see if it works
>I rush to the back and throw the laptop on some of the boxes we have stacked around
>Start screwing again, nothing fucking works I REPEAT NOTHING IS WORKINg
>Get so upset that i wont be able to fix my first computer and think about giving it to the senior tech
>FUCK THAT, I took classes in high school for this
>Using my autistic rage i jab the screwdriver in between the chassis and the cover
>Lift with all my might
>Computer cover goes flying high, almost hit a light 5 feet above me.
>look inside the computer
>horror
>Filled to the brim with what i assume was dust, nicotine, and crumbs of food.
>spray it down with a can of air
>using the whole can btw
>bring computer back in 4:20 seconds (blazze it faggots)
>computer with no cover, screwdriver marks, and no special part
>get berated by the fucking gummy shit in front of me
>i flip the computer over, still with the inside exposed and press the power button
>Fan spin
>Boot sequence starts
>Passcode Needed
>I push the computer over to her and she seems amazed but is complaining to me and the senior tech that she doesn't want us to know the password
>Senior tech says "ma'am we won't see it, you only need to enter it"
>Lady still doesn't want to give us the password or put it in
>Tells us that her "data inside is of importance and no one should see it except her and her lawyer"
>tell her calmly "Ma'am if you want us to fix the problems going on we need to be able to get into the computer"
>she agrees but on the condition that she watches literally everything and if something comes up she can close the computer and leave
>Senior Tech isn't happy but I agree and tell him that he can take his computer and go to the back to not be disturbed
>Senior Tech leaves and nods at me, probably thanking me for not having him babysit me and a weirdo
>Lady inputs the password and we log on
>Finally.jpg
>Look at the screen
>Oh no
>.oh dear god no
>Screen is full of ads, some that come on startup, others that waiting 5 seconds to come on to cover the entire screen
>Most of them are "MICROSOFT WILL BE DELETING DATA OFF OF YOUR DEVICE IF YOU DONT CONTACT THEM AS A WAY OF STOPPING STOLEN INFORMATION FROM GETTING RELEASED. HAVE ALL INFORMATION ABOUT THIS COMPUTER ON HAND BEFORE CALLING"
>Everyone knows these, theyre basically Shit on Street scammers
>The computer is also windows Vista (ew i know) one of the only systems i dont know super well
>Start clicking the X on the ads as fast as possible to close them
>They keep coming
>FASTER EVERY TIME IT SEEMS
>get frustrated and stop working for a minute
>Lady gets upset that I stopped and calls me a lazy shit and moves for her laptop
>I step in front of her and say I was just thinking about how to fix it and ask her some questions about how long it has been going on and if other people use her computer
>no one else just her, and its been going on for 4 days
>I start racking my brain about how to get the ads off
>Remember that during training that Senior Tech had a bag of flashdrives for this exact reason
>I grab the one that said "windows 7" on it and plugged it in
>Asking for a confirmation if I wanted to restore the system
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Finish the story fag you fix the computer???
>click yes
>Installation Starts
>Tell woman that this will take some time and because i wrote down her phone number i will call her as soon as its finished
>She gets upset and thinks im trying to steal information from her
>Wants to see a manager about this
>Call over manager bro (lets call him J for the rest of these because hes involved in a lot)
>He looks at the computer and tells her the same thing (hell yeah)
>She disagrees and says she taking the computer
>Manager tells her she still needs to pay and asks me what I did to the computer
>I tell him that I unscrewed it, cleaned it, and was installing windows onto it for her to get rid of all the ads
>counts up the total
>$300 and some change
>She gets upset and says that she didn't want to pay that much and shouldn't have to because she wasn't notified or consenting to anything I did
>Manager tells her that the prices are posted and then if she doesn't like it that we get to keep her computer as collateral (not even sure if this is legal)
>She freaks because she has all this data on it that she thinks people are trying to steal from her
>I'm already putting the computer back together at this point
>Screams at me and manager calling us thieves and throws $280 at him
>He allows it, I take the flashdrive and she runs LITERALLY RUNS out of the store
>He gives the $280 to me and says that "You earned it, anything you sell today you get in your pocket. Welcome to Office Depot"
>Literally Broke a womans computer with a screwdriver, cleaned it, and then installed windows (WHICH KEEP IN MIND DELETES EVERYTHING ON HER SYSTEM INCLUDING THOSE FLIES SHE DIDNT WANT STOLEN) and got to keep 280 in my pocket
>Not the last story of Crazy Government Lady (ill do more if people request it)
Next story will be about a man who I call Sticky Keyboard Guy or SKG for short
Moar
If his keyboard isn't sticky due to seamen I'm not interested
Thanks for the bump but holy shit I said these weren't pretyped, be patient I have plenty to give to you
>Next Story begins in August of the same year, so about 3-4 months later
>Scene is set, im working the early shift and alone (since ive had training at this point)
>Stocking some new freight, a bunch of usb cords, extension cables, mice and keyboard
>Man comes in looking for the tech department
>"Yep that's me, how are you doing?"
>"Not good, my computer seems to be messed up"
>"Tell me a little bit about it then over at the bench"
>"Every time I load up and click on my desktop a video pops up"
>ohno.jpg I'm thinking this must be a virus
>Open laptop and it looks like someone has layered 3000 jack off sessions of cum on the keyboard
>I wont touch it and gag a bit
>Guy asks if I could help so i accept but I grab the older keyboard we have out of the bench and connect it to i wont have to touch his baby fluid
>He tells me the password "Meatballs1"
>I will never forget that for as long as I live
>Desktop pops up with every space taken up on it. Literally every space has an icon
>Thats not so weird, because we have old people that can't find their files and put them on the desktop. What is weird is that they are all labeled the same thing
>Juniper(1)
>Juniper(2)
>Juniper(3)
>and so on, all the same video, just that theyve been saved and they changed the name
>I dont see any popup videos yet
>Click on internet explorer
>3 videos all pop up of the same woman riding cowgirl and screaming at the top of her lungs
>middle of the store and people are staring
>close them out and ask him why he has so many
>He tells me that he downloads it everytime he wants to watch it
>Make them all into a folder tell him he doesnt need to download it, only click on it and it will come up
>He thanks me and pays me $50 dollars
>Get a new arrival in
>I just clocked in and my Senior tech tells me about this computer in the back that I can work off remotely if I want to for the day
>Ask him what the point is
>He says that he'll connect to me and make it seem like someone else is doing the work if he can't fix it, makes the customer feel good if I do it and then if I can't he just makes them leave it and we do work on it
>Usually we use it for unruly costumers but you'll get details when we connect
>Sit in back for 2 hours nothing happens and im getting bored
>Browse JewTube for a bit and decide to play some games
>download some emulators because why not
>This was admin computer, i basically own the store
>start playing MGS 3
>Slow as shit on this computer, realize im on a pentium and decide its not worth it to continue when I get a notification from Senior Tech
>"Costumer is being rude that we don't know whats going on with her computer being slow, see if you can fix it ;)"
>The little wink sealed her fate
>I enable the teamviewer and he enters in the code
>Computer is clean, looks brand new
>I realize that I can do whatever I want to with this computer
>I say im going to run some test on it to determine the speed
>Go to speedtest.net to determine internet speed and tell them its the processor speed
>Since shes on wifi itll be shit because the company is garbage and wont pay for anything above basic
>400kbps
>Shes upset in the webcam and I see her asking why that might be happening
>Decide to mess with her a bit and get into a word doc
>Act like I'm disconnecting and afterwards start typing in gibberish
>Senior tech is quick on his feet and he says that her computer might have a virus
>She agrees and starts crying
>Says shes willing to pay everything she has she jsut wants to pictures on her computer saved
>oh shit what?
>i go through photos
>stillborn child
>I dont want to charge but Senior tech insist
>she gets billed 250 for a cleaan and protect
>Tech buys me lunch
>dont feel bad anymore
>Senior Tech and I come up with a plan
>Everytime we work together and someone has an attitude I act like I'm on break and remotely connect with the computer, basically acting as a virus
>This isn't what I thought my job would be but commission is what's keeping me in the town
>Do nothing for about 4 hours when I get a message
>This computer is actually busted:Mouse moves without him wanting it to and he paid for those indians to fix his computer
>I remotely connect, the funny thing is I actually have experience with this and try to help the guy
>Delete all the things those scammers put on his computer
>try and recover lost files for him
>install adblock on his browsers for him so he doesnt get scammed again
>Thanks Senior Tech for being so helpful and wants to come back to Office Depot everytime from now on
>2 weeks later he comes in again, this time when I'm the only one working
>Tells me the same story, hackers, mouse, word
>I take a look at it again and decide that because its doing the same thing I'll add it to the list and he can come back later
>He agrees and wants a call by the end of the day
>As soon as he leaves I go into the back and make my move
>Through the weeks I've been planning something big, JUGE even....
>Install my own software, a rat basically.
>I want to see what everyone is doing on their computers
>I want information
>I fix his computer and get tipped 20 by the man and realize my plan has gone off without a hitch.
>No matter what I can pretend to be a virus, a hacker, anything
> I can take whatever I want, I am unstoppable
>This is only my first victim so I decided to go online about an hour later to see what he was doing
>Computer is sitting awake and hes on the desktop
>I hear no audio and decide to watch for a bit
>man gets on internet and checks his emails
>2240 of them to be exact, i never was one for checking emails either
>Realize something odd, he downloads Tor
>Continue Watching
>Want to continue watching but I'm called away for another tech drama
>something simple, mouse wont work
>new batteries and shes out the door
>Run back to the Indian Scammer Man's computer
>See hes fully downloaded tor and is searching the deep web
>Not sure what hes going to do but I turn my computer away from the door and stay quiet so I'm not disturbed
>He goes on 3 sites specifically.
>Silk Road (when it was alive)
>Hidden Wiki
>and one I've never seen before
>he clicks it and within seconds his computer if full of child porn
>Literally full, he immediately clicked out and checked his harddrive
>insanely full
>6gb left
>I see that he puts it on a flashdrive but after moving most of the files he browses through them
>I dont want to watch so I close down and stop working until my shift is over
>I refuse to work on this mans computer agian
>I want to seek punishment because there is no reaason for that
>I make my move and dont log onto the rat for 2 more weeks
>see that he has a folder on his desktop called "Taxes"
>open is during the middle of the night
>It's the porn
>I assume he hides this folder during the consultations
>either by making it invisible or moving it to the flashdriver
>I don't care
>Log onto Word
>3 simple words
>I See That
>He comes in the next day to a tech that didn't know what to do
>I am now leading the charge to hurt this man
>He becomes Enemy Number 1
>Other Tech couldn't figure out what could be doing it, didnt see anything out of the ordinary
>I agree to take a look
>search for hidden files
>no porn detected
>i assume he hid them on the flashdrive
>Then I shall make myself known
I'm not sure if anyone is reading, ill continue posting if people ask
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Since people are here im posting. Final part of thiss story then we get go on to user request
>Log on in middle of the night
>Go on Work
>Type up "I KNOW"
on 8 pages
>then go through his files, i see nothing incriminating at this point but i move some files onto his desktop and rename them I Know
>He comes in the next day
>I fix what I did and don't charge him
>I want him to trust me
>while i "Fix his computer we get talking about what he likes"
>"I like walking in the park, its cool and relaxing"
>after seeing what he does, I know what that means
>He wants to fuck the children
>Not on my watch
>Gained his IP already from past experiences
>Know his location
>Wait until 1 week later to type into word his address
>Calls the Store asking for me
>Asks if someone could still be hacking his computer
>I tell him it might be the websites he goes on, people are into some weird stuff and get hacked like that
>He says Thanks and stops talking
>doesnt come in to the store
>Log on that same night
>Hes on his computer and I see him downloading again
>NOT ON MY WATCH
>Close the windows, hide the file
>He doesn't know how to get it back
>I watched him try for hours
>He comes to the store and asks me to make his computer "Like New" meaning I install a fresh windows on it
>I agree and he says he'll be back later to pick it up
>Got his address from the appointment book we keep so that if they dont pick it back up we mail it to them
>Tell me manager J that I think the man might be hiding child porn
>I bring the machine at his request
>We look through it and I "find" the hidden folder
>J clicks on it (I'm so sorry, if you're in here im so fucking sorry)
>new photos, every one of them was made the day I saved it
>J decides to remove harddrive and calls police
>They come and question me
>How did I know that he had it, that sort of thing
>"He wanted some special photos saved, but we look through them to make sure theyre not corrupted"
>J agrees
>call back man
>comes into store
He got on the floor.
Everybody walked the dinosaur.
SORRY ITS THE LAST PART SERIOUSLY THIS TIME REQUEST ANY TYPE OF STORY AND IVE GOT IT I SWEAR, even more rat stuff
>Cops are waiting in the wings
>walks over to me and I say that theyre getting it out of the back
>Bring the computer without the hardrive to him, he leaves the store
>Cops follow him outside and say "Sir, place the computer on the ground and put your hands above your head"
>Man turns and looks that them
>BOOKS IT DOWN THE PLAZA
>I looked out the store door to see what was going on but wasnt allowed to leave because the police wanted to keep everyone safe
>Ran to his car and tried to get in
>Pulls keys from pocket but the cops are closing in
>Throws computer at them and starts swinging with the key
>They hit him twice with their fist and taze him into oblivion
>I've never heard anyone's head hit concrete like his did
>Sounded like a watermelon being smashed by a baseball bat
>Bleeding and bruised hes still swinging
>cops keep hitting him and turn him over and arrest him
>J calls me into the back
>Thanks me for what I've done
>Awarded an Extra 50 dollars in my paycheck next week and promoted to head tech
>I ask for the rest of the week off and he agrees
>take a much needed vacation
ALRIGHT so thats this story, someone request something and ill get to typing, sorry for slow speed
Post weird pics you've found nigger faggot
Youre really politically incorrect idubbbz
get the fuck out of here he'll do what he wants
ROCK AND ROLL WILL NEVER DIE MOTHER FUCKER
Instead of being a shitposter ask him about stories you fucking idiotic squid
Ok tell us a story about any crazy like conspiracy theories or insider trader secrets you might have seen or found
I used to work in a service station, it was dead for a few hours a day, I mean like, not a single person for hours.
pay was pretty good and the job was easy but I could never shake the feeling that everytime I came to work, the boss had been up to something as she was always sketchy when I came in, like she was nervous.
So, our shifts worked that when someone clocked on, someone would clock off 30 minutes later which gave us a 30 minute switch over. During the day there were always 2 on though, so when I came in for the evening, both the managers left.
One shift I came in around an hour early to hand in my resignation and thank the bosses for everything they had done for me. I walked through the door and couldn't see either of them... I heard a bang out the back and went back there to find them.
Found both of them. Assistant Manager was balls deep in my 7/10 manager and she was on her hands and knees. Honestly, I was fucking stunned. I just stood there like a fucking idiot, my jaw was probably swinging.
I left the store, apologised through a text and went home and told them I couldn't do my shift that night.
It was maybe 3 days later and she came on to me. We fucked for what seemed like hours. Eventually the Assistant manager joined in and we both fucked her regularly. I stayed for another 6 months until I was offered full time work elsewhere. Around a year later she got fired for sexual harassment of a younger female worker.
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Who's got any stories about working in the porn industry?
Thats a good fucking request I got one
>Have this old dude that goes to Copy and Print
>They call me over the radio because I'm across the store
>He needs to get onto the email and cant get on wifi
>my specialty
>I log him on and he asks if I do computers
>I do my guy
>He brings it in after someone prints out shit for him
>I log onto his computer and he wants all his emails saved in a folder
>no problem 20 bucks
>hes all for it and gets me into his email
>I see tons of emails from Info Wars (im not against them they break some crazy shit and hes fun to watch)
>I mention this to him and the guy starts telling me all about his conspiracies
>He says he had cancer and took Alex Jones products and that his cancer went away after 48 hours
>Also said his doctor was trying to kill him with chemo
>I stayed and talked to this guy for 2 hours because in policy we cant leave
>This gentlemen decides to tell me hes hacked the government and that he has all the information and is suing the federal government
>He pulls up a word document of tweets from no name people and facebook post of other elders
>Literally nothing is making sense
>Pops 2 xanax in front of me and calls me manager over
>J refuses to speak to him because he streals all the time
>J gives me a recommendation and 20 bucks
>not really any other conspiracy things here sorry
You sure saved the world from a monster, good job.
Dont thank me, I'm just doing what anyone would do
More rest stories? Dark comet was the glory days
>government
Really? Man. This should be good.