NZ/New Zealand thread

NZ/New Zealand thread

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Any big wins on the horsey races today Sup Forumsros?

Anyone selling in Tauranga?

>cannot wait till they legalise for medical

Why are IDs even gone?

Because we are naughty.

Fuck you all, especially the cunt that robbed me today.

What happened?

Had my desk at work done over , had $~70 Emergency stash stolen , some other shit screwed up, and the Mrs is being a cunt, the kids are being little shits , I have a cold. And the guy I with won't ever shut the fuck up.

Did I mention I'm grumpy?

How's your day been?

And off by one, I'm just going to pop off and kill myself.

Up $523 over the whole day, $300 on race 7

Hey erryone. Wanna say thank you.

About 6 weeks ago I came here asking how to lose lots of weight in a hurry. Told a prospective employee I was 82kg when I was really 89kg. They asked me to come in for an interview, I had 5 days to lose the weight.

I took your advise coffee, laxatives, green tea and all the other shit.

I got the job, started last Monday just completed my first week. Also got my first pay last Wednesday, two days wages woot woot.

So yeah, thanks a bunch. You are awesome.

You need some bovine collustrum for 40 buk. Will get rid of your cold.

Then you need some soy lecithin for raw anger and energy. And some zinc/b6/magnesium for circulation.

Then weights 3 times per week, cardio twice. Lots of food and protein.

Then your problems will be nothing because you will be able to hulk out and drown your middy with your load.

Buck up, you got kids, you're doing alright. Have another for us so there is one less chink or shitskin coming into NZ.

Feeling sick af, stomach is playing up worse than it has in years which makes me think I'm going to have a relapse which is fucking annoying. Also now dry season so I haven't got any weed to help.

Plus came down with a big migraine and that's not like me at all.

So, yeah, both of us are having a nice night it seems.

Nigga I'm 5'7 84kg, how tall and what's your build?

At least you're James Bond. There's that.

Bovine collustrum my bro and dairy. Go hard on dairy products. You will survive til April.

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Why did you have to lose weight for the job?

>soy lecithin
soy

No, get lecithin from something other than soy.

studying for uoa exams
got everthing sussed so i browse Sup Forums, Sup Forums, /s/, /gif/, /k/ and /diy/ most of day

Can anyone score in Auckland?

AUT exams already finished, getting high all day ery day, student life

>shadows bar is for 12vies

what do u study? i live right by orleans, so i drink there or at home.
>as if vesbar is any better

Shaken.

Dairy for a funny tummy, ayy?

Don't you have some kangaroos to fuck?

Don't worry that's just soy protein and oil that does the estrogen shit.

You can get sunflower lecithin if you are queer about it. I can vouch, both are good if you want to jack your testosterone through the roof and get road rage every time you go near a car.

Dry season is in swing now.

Grindr is full of people asking, never seen anything like it.

>it beings

>australian rejects
>sheep fuckers
low-tier, mate

Ahh, I see. I have heard it's great and am looking into it, the sunflower one especially.

Vitamin-C and garlic are good to take too (But I think garlic has set my stomach off).

Actually have an appointment with the urologist on Friday to try sort my dick out. Fingers crossed, pls.

You calling me a bludger, cunt?

Michael j fox shaken not stirred.

Dairy. Meat, veges, try cutting gluten from your diet. Gluten free is expensive so you might have to bake your own shit.

Eat well, eat lots. But you have to exercise so your body will want to eat.

you're off ya head ya bellend. put the pipe down

I'm 5'6. Was stocky and solid in my teens, now was getting fat and flappy. My bmi had to be under 30.

Airline, cabin crew. Health and safety and shit.

I am wanting to cut gluten and my old girl came home saying she felt shit today and reckon it was gluten, quite surprised to hear her say that.

Trying to cut out diary though too, hear conflicting things about it. Do think it makes my scalp itchy.

He might put you on Viagra or cialis. Which fixes problem but not the cause.

You sound stressed plain and simple. Maybe too much work and your health is suffering.

Exercise, red meat with those supplements. Eat oats and a protein shake for breakfast. If you exercise hard, have some cream and lecithin granuals in your shake. Lecithin binds to the fat forcing it to be processed for energy rather than stored as love handles. Cream and lecithin puts a raging fire in your heart srsly you will want to throw weights around and talk real loud all the time.

We certainly didn't evolve eating much dairy. What impact that has on us, I've no idea.

Don't you want to help Fonterra destroy our environment?

What I can't believe is how many asiasn there are here now. They're all NZ citizens too. So...

Byebye NZ as we knew it.

Newchina.

Yeah cut gluten. Gluten has a small phytoestrogen effect. I straight up reckon gluten bread is poisened by the Jews and George Soros. Some gay frogs tinfoil hat level shit. But I know lots of people who say gluten is making them sick.

Dairy does not make your scalp itchy. Alternate between bakingsoda vinegar and head and shoulders. I get itchy scalp too from most shampoos.

I don't work but I have PTSD.

It was ritalin that caused the problem. I don't need viagra, GP put me on that, what I need is to figure out why ritalin broke my dick.

Stopped me dreaming too which is annoying as fuck. I once had two wet dreams in once night when I was 24/25. Fucking furious stimulants ruined me and doctors say it's all in my head.

Harden up cunt and outbreed them. They are only having 2 kids per chinkhold. Easy to beat.

The amount of Indians and Asians on tinder is staggering.

>only real export is Miss Alice
nz doesnt even deserve a thread

>But I know lots of people who say gluten is making them sick.
Yeah, I think it is.

I'm wanting to start buying proper raised meat too not the shit from the supermarket. They stuff I've been getting from there is terrible.

Fuck that man.

Kids?

Compete with China?

Are you sure you know what you're talking about?

Buying land? Yes.
Working up the corporate ladder to hire NZers? Yes.

But trying to compete with the yellow peril? HAhaahah, you need to wake the fuck up.

What concerns me the most...

Being an Aucklander (sorry) I see a lot of sign writing on the streets and on vans etc that is ONLY in Chinese.

The thought that they can come here and create their own industry is a little scary.

All competition is good I guess, but I know for sure that Australia doesn't have to deal with shit like that.

You could of course argue that Australia is pretty fucked now that China has stopped buying all their coal and gas but... I'm confident it'll pick up for them again soon.

I sort of have PTSD. What did you get up to in your past?

I had issues when I was young. For me confidence was the problem. Then I went to the gym and felt a bit better. Then I got a dick pump cause why not and went from 5.5 to nearly 8. Now I have full confidence and strength to wreck girls. I just don't have a missus to share life with which sucks.

How physically active are you? This is important.

supermarket meat is all good, its either beef or chicken though, those are the only good deals.

Remember that Paheka Party on facebook a few years ago?

While it was shit af it showed there was a movement for it. Just have to exploit it properly.

NZ (and Australia) and prime for the plucking for a truly nationalist leader.

>pls

Nah I mean outbreed the ones that are here in nz.

Heh, I got fed Ritalin heaps when I was a kid too. Glad I stopped, all it gave me was anxiety which (thanks to exercise) has pretty much gone away.... but that was years ago now.

Anyone selling in Auckland can't get any good deals and I'm white so you can trust I won't stab you and I can talk alot about rock music

>What did you get up to in your past?
Childhood sexual abuse.

>Then I got a dick pump cause why not and went from 5.5 to nearly 8
Ayy, they actually work?

>How physically active are you? This is important.
I've been real slack lately but I did lose 40kg at one point because I was a fatty fat fat fat (common for people in my case, though. Couldn't handle people being attracted to me so subconsciously put on weight to hide. Now that I've lost the weight, and people find me attractive, I get a bit triggered which sucks.

I do need to get back into working out. Stimulants made me lose all energy so I'm kinda having to regain it. Giving up coffee has helped.

Bro more are just going to keep coming in.

You know it costs a mil to become a NZ citizen?

How is the average NZer going to compete with that?

Give it 50 years and this place will have a Chinese PM

dick pumps work? The water ones? Hydrosomething?

>Give it 50 years
Lol, way sooner than that.

I am a very firm believer that NZ needs to now look after NZ. I feel we're loosing what little identity we had to start with.

When was the last time you saw a "made in NZ sticker?"

Losing*

That sucks man. Don't repeat cycle.

Yeah they work, time not pressure does the job. It lasts too but like any muscle, use it or you lose it. Get fit and healthy so you can everyday.

Weights are not that bad you only need 30 or 40 mins of your heaviest lifting per session.

This.

Backyard cricket
BBQs
Walking barefoot to the dairy to get hokey pokey ice cream
Waking up at 3am to watch the all blacks at Twickenham
Cruising round in your mates car at night, drinking in the back seat
Beige brigade.
Camping and hunting
Fish and chips at the beach
Playing spotlight with the other kids in your street
Mum and dad surprising you with a KFC bucket once every 3 months

Fuck I love this country but I feel we are losing what makes us special. Its all about faggot rights, Indian workers undercutting our wages, our cbds full of Chinese owned $2 shops.

Sydney reporting in.

Hang on mate, I have something in my eye.

Granted I've been drinking but that is awesome. Talk about NZ life... I don't think I could add much... Maybe something about going to PIckapart to keep your import legal and on the road? NZ wildlife?

Great road trips? There are not many countries you can go to to see such a variety of landscapes in such a short distance.

I hope we as a people wake up a little and close the doors a bit. There are MANY Asians people I try to talk to but they don't even know how to speak English.

Granted I'm mainly talking to them to find out if they do speak English and to let them know not to litter and drop their cigarette butts in the gutter... Cause that leads to our oceans.

The unis are full of chinks who cant do group work, pollute the libraries and pay for every assignment.the second generation are just as bad and still refuse to integrate.

Talked to this alright chinese guy from farth north of China, seemed to think the Chinese from central regions are extremely racist towards anyone not from their region (most of the immigrants are from the central coastal cities) and this doesnt change when they move to NZ, they still assume they are racially superior etc and hence why they refuse to integrate into society.

How do I get a fake ID?

I've always wondered about this.

I hope they do eventually integrate...

I always felt that the whole Australian identity lent itself to foreigners adapting and becoming Australian, or at least Australian versions of their culture...

I know Australians do not have the best record with foreigners... At least they have maintained their identity.

How do they "pay" for their assignments? Just get some poorer Chinese person to do it?

The days before its due, they offer every white person they see $40 to copy their assignment until someone feels like giving it to them. The worst is when you get placed with them for project work because because now you have no choice but to do their work for them. and for the people who enabled them to get this far by selling them assignments? they get to hold linglings dick for free this time.

Aucklands fucked, im moving to the south island after I graduate where its too cold for them. Far North is also an option because theyre scared of all the Maoris up there.

Aye man, they're fucking terrified of the Maori. Fair enough too.

>ITT: city cunts

Boyfriend*

>Christchurch

Guess i'm a bit late