Just got a text from some bitch I fucked on okcupid... She says she's pregnant and she's certain it's me because she did do intercourse with anyone else.
Wtf can I do now? How to escape? She knows my license plate number and name so she can track me down easy... She also knows where I live because I stupidly fucked her in my house!
How to escape??
I lol'd
A bullet to the head
You can't. Get a paternity test though.
murder like any sensible person would
or you can be insane and challenge her to give birth then submit to a DNA test
Are you certain she's pregnant?
abortion by "accident"
You can't. Maybe don't be so toxic to random women?
And people claim rape culture/toxic masculinity aren't things LOL
>had random sex, knowing could get someone pregnant
>doesn't want to be dad
>wants to "escape"
>wants to ditch her
why did you have sex whit out wanting to have a kid? that's the point of it you know
you're either a mega beta-male or you're a bitter woman. either way...
TITS OR GTFO BITCH
just the truth dumb fuck
Step up and be the father you beta bitch faggot.
Don't fuck random bitches if you don't want to be a father.
Don't be silly wrap your willy
Toya
Get a DNA test. If the child isn't yours, no worries. If the child is, man up and be a father, even if it is just through child support.
found the virgin
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report plates stolen, u get a new number
move immediately
emergency vasectomy.... GO!!!!
the truth is objective, your statement was subjective and horribly biased.
so you barebacked a woman and now she's preggo?
holy shit
is sex how women get pregnant?
also toss the phone
get a new service
this
What car do you have OP?
Jump in a time machine and this time don't stick your dick in things without being ready to deal with what comes out.
if you didn't want to pay child support to some bitch you should have been gay
i only fuck le bitch in da asshole. so them no pregnant. best method.
virgin spotted
how you know?
You used "le", and most women hate getting it in the ass,
virgin detected. women love it
this is why you fuck little girls, not gross women
Anal sex is messy and disappointing... One of porn's biggest lies...
go to court and be like "I DINDU NUFFIN!"
virgin detected
Virgin faggot alert!!!
You've never had pussy, and probably have a half inch dick.
Your mother loves anal because she likes that I tickle her tonsils every time
Every woman I've been with begs to differ.
Let me give you some real advice here explain to her you didnt bother to explain you have a gene mutation that can cause the child to be born an alien or a cancer causing gene. Convince her of aborting for sake of child and hers and ur life. Or alternative route gang up on her by saying you take away the child you have alot more money to afford lawyers use any dirt on her or fam. Depending how far along she is you can find out ways of getting the abortion pill and whipping up a coctail for her while acting like u wanna work things out and make her think its a miscarriage. Or dress in all black hide and jump her say nothing and rob her like its for money and beat the shit out of her lower stomach area kill that nigger. Protect your future sir, I know ive had go get creative. Fuck my grammar here im tired btw so sorry
A lot of guys do this, work a security job on weekends, maybe do 2 or 3 days tops. Its very low wage, she will get almost nothing.
Then find another job that pays under the table, do that for 18 years, boom your free.
That's cause you been with none...
this...
move
You can believe what you want, but when you actually get with a woman you'll see that they don't like it. They may let you fuck them in the ass but they'll be in great discomfort the whole time.
nah its a 50/50
well 0 isnt a lot to go off of
>had random sex, knowing I could get pregnant
>don't want to be mother
>want to "escape"
>want to ditch babby
Wtf can I do now? How to escape? The baby doesn't have to know my license plate number or name because they are inside of me, and they can track me down easy... They also know where I live because I stupidly have been pregnant with them in my house!
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actually there's a lot you don't know.
SHE could be an entirey immature, violent, toxic person herself.
SHE could have lied about being on the pill.
SHE could have said she take a day after pill and then chose not to.
For all you know she pulled a condom out of the trash or lied about being infertile or on the rag.
Op might be an idiot, but FUCK YOU and the thoughtless, vindictive, unrealistic, dehumanizing, victim-blaming, black and white ideology YOU spread.
Not sure how you feel about your situation OP, since you didn't say much about yourself I feel this is fake. Regardless, if you don't want anything with this bitch and kid then I'd ignore her as much as possible. Most importantly, DO NOT REPLY TO HER FIRST MESSAGE. If she is persistent and seems to want you to have any part in the bitches own fucken problem, you could reply to a message saying you're your own mom and tell her you were looking through stuff and that your true self died. Say that you would love to meet the baby when able(VERY IMPORTANT SO THAT SHE DOESNT TRY TO DIG ANY EXTRA INFO TO TRACK YOU), give her a fake number and delete account later. Also change tag duh, she must also know what your vehicle looks like so you should get a paint job, spray paint if needed nigga ask yourself how far you are willing to go not to have your life ruined by some stupid cunt. I know dudes who don't even get to see the kid they pay $250+ a month for, haven't in years, and goes to a stupid bitch they had no intentions with in the first place. SERIOUSLY, the courts will leave you wanting to kys if you try to tackle the issue legally unless you are a lot better suited for the kid and want to take it. Even then, assuming you're American, the court systems fuck over men so the system itself gets a cut of your check. Knowing that chances are, the female is a total cunt that doesn't work and milks in government money or another man's income.
words of wisdom
Put a $5 on the second-highest stair of a staircase, and butter up the railing.
When you fuck a rando, you bring your own condom and don't blindly believe that they're taking the pill. Durr hurr.
Congrats! you won the category "biggest faggots today on Sup Forums"
Niggers try to run away from being a father. Are you a nigger?
she will read this and re pay you with whiteknight sex, congrats:)
Living beings often seek out pleasurable sensations.
when you drive with your car, you still stop on green and dont blindly believe that oncoming traffic wont drive on red. hurdy gurdy
Genuinely not wrong. Current gf said she would happily try it. But that its only for my benefit.
Yet when she fucks a rando, it's not her responsibility?
ITT: Sexist butthurt bitches
its the "why fuck random women when you dont want to be a father" that gets me mad
Some women try to get pregnant to lock down a man. you have to be careful.
If you fuck a random woman without wrapping your dick then you're just asking for that shit.
Man up you pussy
face her in the octagon for 3 rounds
work her abdominals
mostly knees
and you niggers thought summer was bad.
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Kill her before she legally kills you with child support
Bags of sand?
aren't a chad now, why act like a beta?
This
Better get a gun, some lime and a shovel user because you've got 18 years of child support coming on. WEW!
Paternity test, nigga
Tell her that you've never met her and that there's no proof. Deny a dna test because again no proof
man up and be a dad, raise that child right
The way the American legal system works is that a woman can put any name on a birth certificate and if it isn't refuted in a certain amount of time then you are legally the father.
Even if DNA proves that you are not at a later date.
source?
Kill her? Honestly, grow a pair.
Well learn from this. Next time fake name, no pics, not your house, why does she's have your license plate number?, fake ass account. That's really for real guys who may go do your fake ass story FAG. We all know you never got any pussy just fag ass and cock.
Dude, you just have to documented as being a probably dad and can be on the hook for 18 years of support.
shit is mad set up against you if you have a sack..
there is only one solution: do the right thing by you and hold fast, whatever it is.
myself, I chose to raise my child. Get the bitch handled and grow that kid right.
I dont blame anyone for choosing not to endure the violence and continual threat of systematic abuse .
me: so far so good. Navigating everyone out of the shit. Kid is fucking great. had no clue it would be so much fun.
It happened to a buddy of mine.
Demand a paternity test.
Also this is what you get for fucking women you meet online.
Try rubbing your last two brain cells together next time.
No escape good luck daddy ;)
roe v wade
This. Also it's most likely cheaper than having to pay child support as the bitch will probably spend 50% of it for herself anyway. Try to get the kid and raise it yourself.
bet you still think having sex without a condom is brilliant, right?
Ya dun goofed
move a few states over, and get a new license plate number along with a new name. Also stop fucking whores without protection
Haha! You screwd your life for meaningless sex with some random bitch.
>Just got a text from some bitch I fucked on okcupid... She says she's pregnant and she's certain it's me because she did do intercourse with anyone else.
Oh idk maybe you should've gone back in time and worn a motherfucking condom you failure.
I've fucked a few chicks who genuinely wanted fucked in the ass. Mind you though that's like 3 chicks out of over 30. And I tried with pretty much all of em.
If she's going to go through with it then get involved, be a super dad. Grow as a person and be all that you can be.
If she ends up aborting it, hold her hand while she does it. I've been you, and ended up sitting in the hospital with her. It was fucking hard for me, but it hit her hard. Both she and I was happy that I was there; it's part of you too bro.
Falcon punch
"""Accidentally""" hit the baby with a sledgehammer
Got three already. GJ.
Find out where her grandmother goes to church and attack it with a Remington. Or Ruger. Or other manly-man accessories that start with an "R".
Roombah?
They always do one at birth
Also the most important factor on wether it not she likes it up the butt usually always has to do with her sexual experience. I'm bisexual and I can tell you that it's something that practically nobody enjoys right off the bat, but once you practice then it can be nice. Mainly because everyone tenses up just naturally but if you can relax and get a good technique down then it becomes enjoyable. So if you really wanna get a chick into anal then you've gotta ease her into it over time so she can adjust. If you try to go all out right away then you'll turn her off to the whole concept.
Here's what you do
When the child is born, say very politely that you need a paternity test, she'll ask why because women are always suspicious, tell her that your family requires it for the life insurance policy or that the hedge fund requires legitimately.
This worked for my oldest brother a couple years back
A woman can name any guy the father, but a paternity can fix that(she has to agree to it without being forced to, coersion(?) Is fine)
Try pregnancy and labor pleb
You don't have to fucking talk the girl into it. If you just refuse to pay child support then she'll have to either take you to court or fuck off. If she does take you to court then tell the judge it's not your kid and they'll have to order a test.
If it's your actual kid then try to be civil about everything. It isn't wrong to have a good relationship with the mother.