Alright Sup Forums, pick your weapon
Mine is a bag of rocks, the perfect weapon for any situation
>need a projectile, small rock
>hand to hand, big rock
>Need to cut something, sharp rock
>pick a lock, sturdy rock
>need a spoon to eat with, spoon-shaped rock
A hammer
Do you know what a damn hammer is
You just blew my mind user
But what do you do when you have to fight off a rock monster?
A big rock is basically a hammer without the sissy handle
My weapon is a stop sign
>need a blunt weapon, smack him with the flat side
>need an exe, hit him with the sharp side
>need a shovel, bend it a bit
you won't pick any locks with rocks tho, except maybe masterlocks
You can bust an door open with the big rock
scare him off with a rock lobster
>need the voices in my head stop talking, soft rock to my head
>pee pee feels tingly, fleshlight-rock
>need to stop being a massive fag, ???
i'll just take the knife rambo used in first blood
more/bigger rocks
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Looks like fun tbh
A big bag of tanks
Can you fit a tank in a bag?
if the bag is large enough, idiot
He did say a big bag.
Looks kinda like a bag of truffles
Stick is better than rock
bag of assorted bones need a lock pick grind down a bone need a weapon cow femur spoon sholderblade
>>spoin-shaped rock
>need to shoot some nigga in the face, gun shaped rock and some 9mm bullet shaped rocks
>need to check my facebook, Iphone shaped rock
>need to drive to a rock store, car shaped rock
Top kek
Soviet MIRV-6 from an SS-22 air launch vehicle.
The warhead contains 14.5 kilograms of enriched uranium... and a plutonium trigger.
Paper covers rock
That's not a weapon. It's ammo for the weapon. What do you plan to do without the SS-22 air launch vehicle? All you have is a large radioactive pointed cone for a weapon.
A bag of dicks.
> need projectile ? Dick launcher.
> need to eat something in the desert ? Eat a dick.
> enemy trying to taunt you ? Whip out huge dick, he shuts up
> girls chasing you ? Throw dicks, they grab them and insert, stop chasing
Stick is superior. I'll take quiver of sticks.
>need a projectile, spear a stick
>need a really good projectile, make a bow and arrow with sticks
>need close combat, sharpen stick or two
>need to hunt, spear fish with stick
>need make a fire, use sticks to get it started
>need to roast marshmallows, stick
>need to eat, chopsticks
Checked and keked.
Underrated, bhobbeh
leaf blower, it never fails
Need a gun? Gun shaped rock with inner mechanics of a gun but also rock. Uses pebbles for bullets.
Uhh well what are you trying to do with it?
Have you heard about that hank hill...?
I heard he beat his son with a hammer
A sack of assholes is all you need
Paper.
PHAP - purple headed ass hammer ftw
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This nigga
My katana and fedora are usually enough to make any enemy walk away in disgust while calling me a faggot, checkmate sir.
Scissors nigger.
kek
>Today op had an imagination
>bag of rocks for me too
op can't do shit now
>rocks
Those are geodes you classless fuckwit...
I had a dream about meeting a real life zoidberg, it was kinda fucked. More fucked than my dream last night where I had a gf and found a baby tiger in her garage and became king of table and used my table powers to dig a hole that I then filled up with rodents that ate each other and bit me on my hand, actually they might have been the same dream.
They’re called earth nuggets friend
KeK
To answer op question, a table
This has pasta potential. Someone get to it, i'm at work
Drink the soup maybe? Hammer is quite a practical weapon and utility, who the fuck cares about soup? I don't think you guys can even make a soup.
Are you Palestinian?