4/8: UFC 210 - Cormier vs Johnson 2
4/8: Bellator 176 - TBA
4/14: Bellator 177 - Dantas vs Caldwell
4/15: UFC on Fox 24 - Johnson vs Reis
4/16: RIZIN 2017 IN YOKOHAMA - Horchiguchi vs Motoya
4/21: Bellator 178 - Straus vs Pitbull 4
4/22: UFC Fight Night 108 - Swanson vs Lobov
4/29: Glory 40 - Wilnis vs Marcus
5/13: UFC 211 - Miocic vs Dos Santos 2
5/19: Bellator 179 - Daley vs MacDonald
Previous:
Who is your favorite currenty UFC champion?
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Joanna
unironically tyron woodley
This desu
USADA'd
look at those fat arms
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damn, Yoel would easily lay this guy out the next time they fight
*blocks your path*
My man
Also his podcast on Sherdog is awesome
it's literally called "The Morning Wood Show with Deez Nutz"
Triggering the low income lardo niggers of /heem/ is a favorite past time of mine.
Stay fat, nigger. Stay poor. Stay inferior.
Whittaker is done
144 lbs
Tiny Trump hands
Hairy feet
Napoleon complex
Which fighter am I referring to?
Dad Kelly Vs Dad Quinn
>who wins
>incognito
Hi nigger!
No idea bud. Would've thought it was a strawweight but I dont know any strawweights that have hairy feet
jesus thats actually impressive
its great pay but keep in mind that its overtime because those are night shifts
Lol stay fat, Jamal. Keep hammering away at those 12 piece buckets lmao
hairless tiny trump hands mind you
looks USADA'd, used to be much more ripped/tight
>not being a gnome means you're fat
Lmao you are furious
Prove me wrong. I say you make Roy Nelson look like a twink.
but you unironically make chad mendes look tall
Huh? Speak up lil guy. Use those tiny hands lmao
i cant tell if everyone is just desperate for discussion or is it always this easy to troll heem?
A little column A
A little column B
Cormiers wife is a thicc slut and I want to bang her booty in the doody, from now on ufc 210 embedded will be known as thiccbedded
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You make Mighty Mouse look like Jon Jones
Except their both black and I'm the best color: white
reminder to be hard to kill
Man... I remember when I used to post in /heem/. It was around the time before the UFC FUCKING DIED AND WAS BURIED IN A CONCRETE COFFIN AT THE BOTTOM OF THE FUCKING OCEAN LIKE HOLY FUCK YOU MONGRELS GIVE IT UP
DUDE PTSD LMAO
dad dc a cute. CUTE!
/heem/, post tips on how to spot a Fake Fight Fan™
I'll start:
They unironically hate DC
They don't have fight pass.
they watch wmma fights
How many UFC's have you been to?
They like Conor McGregor
fuck weidman is in good shape
>embedded: family feels edition
Mousasi is still gonna whoop that a
Agree
Spotted the Fake Fight Fan™
Well done, always question authority
Spotted the Fake Fight Fan™
A fake fight fan will NEVER rate Matt Hughes
Grow up.
Whats the name of this band?
Newton choked him out
The Joe Rogan Experience
>I rank GSPEE
144
Are counterstrikers a joke? They literally refuse to fight unless someone else draws first blood.
Yes. This is why Stephen Thompson is not an exciting fighter.
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Poosasi getting BTFO on saturday
if Aldo loses to Holloway what is his MMA legacy
Never drawing a dime
So you've been to zero UFC's and you think you get to decide who is or isn't a fight fan? Suck a dick.
Famous burgers
when marc finishes max, aldo, and yair...
where will he be p4p?
I'd love to see him move up to LW and do some meme fights
FW GOAT
overrated fag who only looked good in some rinky dink org called WEC
also
>turteen seconds
he loses to conor at FW like 7 out of 10 times
conor's power and reach at that weight arent even fair. aldo is used to being the bigger if not stronger guy
pull out artist
now that the dust has settled... can we finally rename it to the Ultimate Weight-Cutting Championship?
Aldo is still the FW GOAT
GOAT of a meme weight class that hasn't even been around that long and couldnt draw a bath before con-air came and killed it
>and couldnt draw a bath
Irrelevant and not the point.
so glad I didnt even know what heem was back when this happened
Toothless vs cowgirl on for UFC 213.
Don't care
>Harambe heems DC. Manuwa gets title shot. Gets heemed again.
When is Bones coming back.
>Manuwa gets title shot.
You mean Gus gets title shot then gets mauled again.
No one asked you, bitch.
Sign the contract
no more title shots for Gus or Conduit
>Harambe heeming everyone.
State of the LHW division.
brb guys gotta take a yuge schaubf
Had a yuge meal and my intestines had a big breakdown of everything now time to go deposit a schaub in the schab receptacle
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Her check engine light is on
This was never funny or clever.
>2 million people downloaded audio of Schwoop taking a shit
Astounding.
he looks like shit
Calm down coral springs
Is it normal to have a biceps that goes beyond the bend of your arm?
I disagree.
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kek
>you now want a hamburger
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