Would it be weird if I bought my sister some latex gear and offered her money to walk round my house wearing it all day

would it be weird if I bought my sister some latex gear and offered her money to walk round my house wearing it all day

not if youre already having sex, etc.

the money part would be weird

So you are cool with the sister part?

Good evening, I have a problem.

It seems for a week now I haven't had good poops. If I've had a drink over the weekend I can accept and live with the diarrhea, that's not the issue here. My problem is all the other poops aren't snapping cleanly, I'll lay half a cable all right but the second half comes in dribs and drabs and the last nugg won't plop out. It just ends up hanging behind and taking half a roll of tp to ensure I don't end up with skids on my jocks.
Any suggestions?

I see the problem

Oh Sup Forums, never failing to remind me just how functional and normal I am in comparison.

>would it be weird if I bought my sister some latex gear and offered her money to walk round my house wearing it all day

This is ANCIENT copy pasta

Any remedies? Also I'm a vegan so my diet primarily consists of cock.

If it's ancient how come I haven't seen it before huh?

The answer is yes

Lay flat about 15 squares of tp and use that to pull the little basterd out.

Or push it back in. Your choice.

>If it's ancient how come I haven't
> seen it before huh?

Newfag

Green text my image too while you're at it

Yes, send her to my house.

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do it, fagot

PornHub please leave. Nobody wants your narratives.

nice pasta

Eat more fiber you cunt

Hah Just as I planned!

no

I kinda like the idea of my sister dressing up in latex and doing a sexy dance for me and my buddies

thing is, she's 14

Not at all