I just bought a new blender and I'm hungry so let's play the blender game.
What shall I put in the blender? I want 8 ingredients in total.
>posts ending in 3 choose one ingredient
>dubs choose two ingredients
>trips choose three ingredients
>quads or higher remove all other ingredients and choose every ingredient over again
So let's go!
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Name your ingredients, anons!
Jizz
Dubs : shit
1/4 cup salt
Make a smoothie
Let's start with peanut butter
the black shit you can scrape out of your shoe that smells like crap
A box of eggs
If dubs, a whole pineapple
Toilet Paper
dubs the black shit out of a shoe and newspaper
A lightbulb
The sim card from your phone.
First ingredient is peanut butter
I'm take 2 light bulbs at that
All ingredients peanut butter.
Guess that makes it two bulbs
Put a chicken bone in it
Your left nut
Canola oil
youtube.com
1/2 cup peanut butter
2 cups tomato juice
8 oz sardines
Take a nail file and scrape some skin from your foot.
Add to smoothie.
your own semen
Your old blender
Dubs: a book
Miralax so it really helps push the light bulbs thru the system faster. Just think of it as a colon cleanse
Pubic hair.
Toenails
reroll
toenail clippings
your toenails
dubs: some pubes
trips: lets get some nice chocolate chipcookies in there xd
A condom
Safety first people
If dubs add lube
snot
Someone else's semen
Jizz
A tub of Chicken liver
frozen chicken tendies
DUBS
mouthwash
That's two units of jizz, OP.
so far we have...
>peanut butter
>2 lightbulbs
Thanks guys... Sounds delicious
Siracha sauce
And 2 times jizz
>peanut butter
>2 lightbulbs
>2 servings of jizz
What exactly counts as a serving of jizz?
Asshair
three serving of jizz
A hot pepper
If dubs: add chewing gum
Shave your head and put that in there too
If dubs: a shit
If trips: your favorite T-shirt
1 big cum
Dubs so everything dubbles
Add a cup of laundry detergent
How do you expect him to blend his head?
rolling for your favourite T-shirt!
His shaven hair fag
Fish sauce
Hell yes
so now we have...
>2 servings PB
>4 lightbulbs
>4 servings of jizz
3/8, keep it going guys
Yeah no shit dumbass. Nice dubs.
A box of Knox gelatin
Pencil
There's also like, 2-4 servings of your hair, depending on interpretation of the dubs.
>shaven hair fag
2 servings
a sock
3 servings now
A4 sheet paper
A bottle of clear elmers glue
both anons said hair so that's 5 servings of hair?
200g of soil
A glass of toilet water
Dubs - grass
Trips - a worm
Not sure what that is? American glue?
One clove of garlic
watermelon
Reroll
Cut off your ear, throw that in there
Cup of piss
Lets fill that shit with
plastic bottle
A worm
The insides of a aaa battery
Vape juice
Yes. It's school glue
Glass
Car fuel
so we got...
> 2 PB
>4 lightbulbs
>5 servings of hair?
>Glue
Let's spice things up a bit.
If you roll 66 the ingredient you name has to be eaten raw before the smoothie is drank
Put your dick in that blender muh boi
egg
Two doses of laxative
vinegar
Pig meat
now
>2 PB
>4 lightbulbs
>5 servings of hair
>Glue
>2 eggs
Wasted dubs
Put your dick in it or shit iin it. Ladies choice.
cranium
toilet paper
5/8 ingredients chosen
Let's get creative guys
Reroll for everything dubble
pen ink
Roll
>2 PB
>4 lightbulbs
>5 servings of hair
>Glue
>2 eggs
>Shit
What if I don't need to shit? Can I use cat shit?
keksimus maximus
Cat or dog shit
pay attention OP, pen ink
Toothpaste
>2 PB
>4 lightbulbs
>5 servings of hair
>glue
>2 eggs
>shit
>pen ink
one more to go
Soy sauce