You have 10 SECONDS to name something better than a proper English breakfast

You have 10 SECONDS to name something better than a proper English breakfast.

Dash those tomatoes and your on a winner nigguh

donald's big brekky

propper poop after curry

As an American, I would eat all the meat and eggs then throw the rest away.

Not getting heard disease.

I hope you're throwing away the disgusting degenerate blood sausage as well as the vedgies

A Scottish one.

>blood sausage
wtf?

It's the same fucking thing friendo. If anything it has less and is inferior.

More.

Any vegan meal I can prepare with less time, energy, and money...

anything that's not english breakfast. /thread

What's that? I never heart of it.

blood. sausage.

free breakfast
that i stole from the grocery store
nothing tastes better than free shit

oysters on crackers

This, completely unironically. I eat McDonalds breakfast all the time and it is great taste

Huevos Rancheros you tea drinking english fop faggot

deportado

cottonseed oil or olive oil user?

>ITT
>Name a food

Abilities

Texas`

Eggs benedict with salmon, spinach and toasted sourdough served with black espresso and an after breakfast blowjob.

Scottish is not English. Call me that again and I'll slice your face up, fry and then eat it.

Something eaten by a country WITH an empire (America).

A bukkaka circle where every particpent has a herpe outbrake.

That all looks very appetizing minus the blood sausage

I meant the breakfast. The breakfast is the same fucking thing friendo. If anything it has less and is inferior.

I raise your English breakfast for an Irish breakfast, you English really don't know how to do it right.

>egg is boiled
>bacon looks boiled
>termato looks boiled
>unironic inclusion of blood sausage
gross. go Aussie or gtfo.

same shit user

Nigger feet. Sage

You assholes are missing out on good shit. The Brits may be retarded socialists, but god damn if they don't make good food.

Typical american doing the *exact* opposite he should be doing.

can you stop making this shitty thread, donuts covered in lard would be less caloric than that garbage.

>what is Texas and New Mexico I'm too retarded

irish pussy ? (not sheep)

>The Brits may be retarded socialists, but god damn if they don't make good food.
wha...a-are you fucking shrooming user?

Is...is that a pair of dicks by the bacon?

Fuck me there's a lot there.
>remove the white puddding
>remove one sausage
>remove one egg
>half the bacon
>half the tomato

I don't even know what that thing is next to the bacon. Looks like an omelette. get rid of that too.

that is just mouth watering

i just like the meats and eggs, the rest not so much

Is this tasty snacks thread now?

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the same breakfast but without the black pudding

It's cool and fresh

Not having diabetes

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do you know what subjective means? not everyone likes mushrooms, beans etc wow people soooo tight ass

Get a larger plate, asshole.

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No, but I am higher than a fucking kite, and I know what that breakfast tastes like. Wish I had one right now...

Not seeing this thread every fucking day

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i keep it simple and it takes 5 minutes

Regardless whether you subjectively like something more or not, we objectively know what's healthy and what's not. The attitude of the user is the reason why Americans are in such poor health, and it kind makes me sad.

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for a second I read that as cream of what, and was terribly confused

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I worked in Wigan for 6 months. I actually saw a guy buy one of those from a chippy.

>pie barm please

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Tortellini in meat broth

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These are all answering fagot OP's question right?

yes busybody food nazi, go offline

lmao

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two proper english breakfasts!

check and mate
nanny:1
you cheeky little shits:0

all my dubs

Eat your veggies, kid, and you won't hear from me again.

hahaha fucking same. you're a good cunt friendo

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Wigan pier? Donk?

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I was introduced to them by this chubby korean girl who was my friends wife's coworker. you've probably seen her nudes on here.

i used to like this but since transfat was removed it tastes weird now

>ifunny

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A proper Kentucky breakfast.
>8 oz venison steak
>Loaded hash browns
>Eggs
>Biscuits and gravy (optional)
>Sausage and bacon (optional but let's be real no one misses out on fuckin pork unless you're keeping kosher and even then you just go for turkey bacon and sausage)
>Coffee
>Shot of whiskey for medicinal purposes

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I worked in the Walkabout on Lord Street (I think).

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