Walk in to your new hotel room, see this, what do?

Walk in to your new hotel room, see this, what do?

I'd drop my pants and fuck dat ass

Apologize, walk out, and complain to hotel management.

Call down to the desk to check and see if its included with the room or if there is a charge like the little drinks in the fridge.

Tell her to wash and shave her putrid asshole.

call the police

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360 right out of there!

lol 360 would just make you go the same way

leave your mom's room

Ask when the fuck did I get a hotel room? and how the fuck did I get here? I don't remember getting high or anything, this is really fucking weird. Last thing i remember I was shitposting on Sup Forums and then BAM here I am in a hotel room with this girl's ass up in my face. Fuck me I must be going insane. I need a fucking vacation.

>Oops sorry wrong room
>"no problem user"
>y-you too..

newfag

>probably bait but...

Sigh

>Lunge towards her before she can move
>Take a huge whiff of her ass
>Force her to say she loves my foreskin
>Enter that puss whilst yelling"you like rape"?

Sniff her ass

Not if you're moonwalking

lol stupid kids don't even know what way you go.

Stick my licker as far as I can in that pussy hole

give them an A+ for costumer service

What the fuck

All woman deserve death.

Fascinating

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>>probably

fuck it mercilessly, and try to block out the thought of my miserable relationship

Let the breeding commence

Kneel down and worship her ass then TOTALLY submit to her

Insert Sharpie in pooper

Beta cuck kill yourself.

more?

Now that's smart right there, good thinking!