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Leafs will be swept
>my fucking face when

canucks edition

Who >clinched division here?

I require a list of every derogatory nicknames for every team in the league.

East wild card race coming down to the wire

Teams that are top 10 in GF/GP and GA/GP

>washington
>minnesota
>columbus
>chicago
>edmonton

and tampa play boston tomorrow, must win game for both teams it looks like

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FEELS A LITTLE LIKE 93 IN HERE

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>they will be last in the league
>they won't make the playoffs
>they will get swept

Keep moving those goalposts. I'm sure it will be great peace of mind as the leafs do some serious damage in the post season.

I hope it stays Laffs vs Sens for first round, I want to see that ontarian shitstorm happen.

kek dream on

Fuck if the caps choke again they are literally cursed

Yeah, damage to their fans livers as they laff it up

>15 OVL
>good
>despite "generational" mexican
Leafs are trash

>expecting a russian to be a leader
>expecting a winger to be a leader
>expecting a pure goal scorer to be a leader

ishygddt

>sandnigger mouthing off to aryan Ristolainen
>Risto comes to fight with him
>kadri hides behind his teammates
holy fuck it's like real life

3rd round never ever

Was this the greatest moment in habs history. Bob cole with the call
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Milk is very good for you and your liver.

literally meme in liquid form

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>Laffcuck liberal commits suicide

It doesn't get any better then this

>hurr I posted this disabled girl again
go back to 9gag

please do not post vegetables

I think it was my dude. Too bad I was in the womb when it happened. This year though they will redeem

>"fucking pussy"
>proceeds to hide behind his teammates and refs
just your average sandnigger

>mfw montreal gets meme'd by the rags in 5

An honest, unbiased prediction for once

lol the High-test Habs manage to shake Lundpads up everytime

>1967

>unbiased
>pens in finals

streamable.com/t5zvp
>Senators are literal fags
AHAHAHAHAHAHA

>guy in my some of my courses who always wears leafs shit stops showing up to classes
>later learn he has lymphoma
lmao serves him right fucking laff

I hate the pens though

Ottawa won't hold on to 3rd place senpai

>being around cancer causes cancer
really floggin's the noggin

Bruins clinch with a regulation win, so for Bolts it's a must win.

>disabled
she can walk

>vegetable
she's not that bad user

if the scf is pens and hawks i honestly wont even watch it, just like watching the same episode of the same show over and over and there is nothing more i want to hear from
nbc about either team

are you guys just pretending to be stupid or do you actually not understand if the leafs simply won like 2 or 3 shootouts extra they would handily be winning the division?

>m-muh loser point
>m-muh swept

i can smell the anxiety eminating from you

What makes you think the Flames would beat the Oilers?

darkest timeline

good to know there aren't any shootouts in the playoffs huh

they shouldnt even be in the playoff structure but im happy they are since it makes it easier for decent teams

>she's not that bad
you're right, she's all bad

Calgary has 4 wins in Anaheim in the 19 years since Tkachuk was born. They aren't beating Anaheim when Anaheim has home ice. They also aren't beating the Oilers because they have no one that can contain McDavid and Johnny Hockey is too easy to abuse

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lol shootout babbies

why would i be nervous? my team is in the west

Just further proves how god awful that division is. Enjoy your welfare playoff spot, you guys have been through enough shit a battle of Ontario is well deserved.

You're forcing it too hard, like Matthews forces his cock into Nylander

>2 or 3 more games won
>handily winning the division
but they haven't beaten the Habs in over 2 years. Habs have any and all tie breakers. Even then, the Habs have a 7 point lead and already clinched the division.

Julien dumpstered Vingeault on the Canucks and shit on the Rags with the Bruins. As much as I hate them, Habs win that easy.

>tied for 15th in the league in regulation wins

Meme points don't exist in the playoffs. You either win or you lose.

>post number ends in 67

lmao

western conf lad lol

Oh hey... jackets

I'm not sure how useful these historical comparisons are. These stats are pulled out here and there but the probability of one of these cold streaks occurring is quite high, across the league, and they can be broken. Teams get reorganized and momentum changes every year. Calgary has more wins than Anaheim this season and shootouts don't matter as much in the playoffs.

hahahaha I didn't notice that. Dude must be running a script in order to elaborately mock the leafs, that's gold

You faggots think the reddithawks/pongs bandwagons are bad just wait untill the leafs win a couple playoff games

>wait until the leafs win a couple playoff games
but user, that won't happen

nothing to worry about then. your fear involves the leafs winning.

That would be water.

you cant bandwagon a shit team

You must be new we don't win anything

Two unbroken rules that have stood the test of time

1) The leafs always beat the senators in the playoffs
2) The leafs always lose in the quarter finals

It is...considering the leafs are 1-8 in a shootout, it's far more preferable to having never-ending OT for them

i knew the panthers were a meme

Calgary relies on 3x3 meme time. Anaheim has 7 more wins in regulation

Actually

2) The leafs will never win more than 11 games in a playoff run

>hockey
>in florida
of course they were a meme. Relocation is coming.

>tied for 15th in the league in regulation wins
Don't Montreal have like 1 more regulation win than the Leafs?

>inb4 some retard posts the ROW column like a tool

dubs and pulju wins art ross

O M A H A

>all this underestimating the leafs

soon

W E L F A R E Playoff spot

if stamglass wasnt broken would the laffs be making the playoffs?

seems to be an awful lot of posters with detailed historical and current statistical knowledge of the Leafs

it might appear they are somewhat obsessed

Nah

Yes.

But Ottawa wouldn't.

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>mfw the never ending salt mines of this thread and the regular season isn't even over

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Cat can poo in the loo.
Say, Apu, why can't you?

Dog can poo in the loo.
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Monkey, too, can poo in loo.
I say, Apu, why can't you?

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He needs toilet size of barge.
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Feasting on discarded treats,
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Lying Jew who says "Oy vey"
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Unless you're stupid you already knew,
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hes just talking shit like everybody else does. you are mad+have autism for real

Gonna post a screen of this when they're swept

>thinking Ottawa is capable of getting near Auston Matthews
>thinking Ottawa will win more than 2 games tops in any series

i would take some screens of all this doubting and shit talk but the eventual orgy of shitposting if the leafs win a playoff series will be more than enough

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How sad. Winning a playoff series would be the pinnacle of Leafs playoff success the last fifty (50) years

Your pathetic franchise needs to win a cup or two to actually garner any respect.

you expended actual calories typing this. terribly sad.

>be Isles fan
>best case scenario is Boston gains the #3 spot and sweeps the Leafs with Ottawa taking the final spot

I know that you've got some players that are playing really well, but to think the Flames would be the favorite to win that series is suspect.

>this is the caps year
>every year
>eliminated in the second round

Feels bad man.

That's what you get you Dale Hunter motherfuckers

I hope Ovechkin gets traded to Las Vegas in the twilight of his career and wins a Cup there

>Boston sweeps the laffs
>rags sweep the hasbeens
>metro winner stomps the rags shit in
Wew, east is gonna be fun

>rags sweep
except lundpads is horse shit at the Bell Centre and the Habs have had their number all season.

why does he do it. whats his motivation

is this another /hoc/ thread that an autist made and is mad that people are posting in this one?

what does he mean by this.