This fucking thread again: ask a 34 year old kissless virgin anything

This fucking thread again: ask a 34 year old kissless virgin anything.

How's the wizard powers workin out for ya?

What is the most brazen, out of your comfort zone thing you've done in your life? Doesn't matter how obscure.

Why haven't you gotten a hooker?
why haven't you killed yourself?
what makes you keep getting up in the morning?
why do you make shitty breads?

lmao weeb ????!

What was the wierdest thimg you did to cum?
I once fucked a plush horse, for example.

Not well.

Travelled to Yellowstone on my own. Not American by the way. Also spend half a year in Japan as a research associate.

Fucking degenerate.

no wonder you're a wizard, you're a boring fuck

I know.

Well why dont you do something about it faggot?

first thing you should do, is work on your story telling.
>Travelled to Yellowstone on my own
is fucking boring as shit.
>Travelled to Yellowstone, met some cool people, and saw this big fucking geyser. i was curious so i walked up to it, and it almost sprayed me
thats a fuck loads better. lie a little, talk yourself up. rise from omega to beta, m8.

Get a tab of lsd OP

K. Will lie.

see, even your shitty Sup Forums posts are boring and gay as fuck.
discard previous advice. just drink bleach or something dude

honestly, sex isn't that important
You think it is if you never haf sex, but when you have it you realise it's really nothing much

>mfw you get upset from an anonymous post
>mfw you're the one who should drink bleach

>mfw your mfw barely makes sense
>mfw im not upset, just drunk as a skunk
>mfw bleach tastes like shit

>mfw you both should shut the fuck up.

Sex is overrated, honestly. You are not a different person after you get laid

>mdw i actually agree with your dumb ass
>mdw you use mfw without a mf

Do you know, that I kind of envy you? All that free time to do the shit you want to do. You don't have any of the bullshit that women put men through.

>tfw this guy reeks of new fag

Why couldn't you?

bump

How the fuck did you make it to 34 without even kissing someone?? I'm 34 and my first kiss was at the age of 12. You must be beta af

I which I could say that I never left my room but that wasn't the case.

bump

He is an Omega

Duh.