Rate my bf

rate my bf

1/10 would not suck.

how can we rate if we cant see his dick?

7/10
not too bad

Imagine it

you 9/10
rate my face

Faggot/10
What english guy dont wear nike and isnt 30+ or a faggot like said bf.

My best pic
rate me

I'll buy you Nike thong

Is this even english?

why u take ur selfies like that nigga lmao

????

Dude dude dude...

You ugly as fuck. Go to the gym cut then bulk and get a haircut then come back tryna flex.

I will buy you a Nike thong underwear.

Or you want one up ass

I forgot image

two months in the gym
shut up

Nah im a dude. Thanks though, get me some new nike Air Force 1's.

...

Lol I don't even know what to say to you. Your traps have potential but mine was bigger before I started going to the gym 2 and a half years ago.

Also change of hairstyle that makes you look like a fucking predator.

Youre calling me faggot bitch?

I know a spot where I can get good af1

What's the greatest album of all time, Sup Forums?
Pic related

Nah didn't call you names. Besides my junk would not fit in them.

>Pic related
>No pic.

fck you bitch

I swim in those

timestamp your fucking photos so we know it's you

Definitely would strangle my dick. It is painful to imagine.

Pain and pleasure go together

Now you shut up!

Nah during sex the girl feels pain not me. Personally speaking. Other than deep scratches i occasionally get on my back.

You look like a fucking parrot fish.

Tell me about the sex

What do you wanna know?

Start from the beginning

Envy me

Nah I have had a lot of sex needs to be more specific.

I have to have sex as well to be specific now don't i

I dont know. Condoms arent better than having a rub.

I don't mind condoms

I hate them with a passion. Hard to apply and always break when I go hard.
(Not cause they are too small im not a newfag at sex, I legit buy magnums XL)

Not bad at all, 7/10. He hung?

I wish my dick was wet a thought of sex