I'm hungry can you guys please order a pizza to my home (already paid if I give you the address?

I'm hungry can you guys please order a pizza to my home (already paid if I give you the address?

If i order you pizza its going to be covered in jalapenos and nothing else.

Give address, im down

Daily reminder that milk gives you bitch tidz

I will pay for it

>trolling somebody using Sup Forums instead of calling yourself

Anything... Just please do for real...

Address is 2122 43 St Astoria ny 11105

Phone they can call is 3473632687

Grub hub... Dominoes... Ubereats... Anything... Please deliver me 1 meal

Show benis for meal.

>personal army request

i can order large quantity Cheese Pizza

I will walk outside right this second and take a photo of the address if you want. It's my real address. Not personal army.

Anything Bro... Small... Medium... Large... Large will last me few days.. Anything... I'm allergic to pork though so sadly no pepperoni

Enjoy your ban, Sup Forums is not your personal army.

someone go beat his ass lol

I can't man....

Refer to

not real(raw) milk that's pretty good stuff
dairy free myself ...but those soy boys are getting their butt holes pounded, yeah, all of them

They can as long as they deliver food...

Fuck off cuck

One pizza on its way

Anyone please deliver.... Turkey hero, pizza, pastrami hero, tuna, anything... I will post pic proof of me eating it

Truth trips

I will wait... Hope it's real..

I have a dollar and some change so I can tip him no problem.... It's the little of what I have but I will tip

That picture is a lie. Its reversed!

Please make sure you out the number for the order as the phone I listed because my bell is broken and sometimes I miss delivery and stuff... So put that phone down or call them and tell them the phone please

You live near a family friend. If you can live in astoria you can afford a pizza, pal.

just sit at the front

I'm only 18 and sure but we are 9 people in a 3 bedroom floor...

>hurr durr not your personal army

i swear to fucking god anyone who responds this is fucking braindead. RARELY is anyone asking for a personal army. he doesnt need an army of people to order him a pizza or fuck with someone's house. hes asking for one meal delivered to his house. literally every time i see nypa i fucking cringe. it's literally a shitpost at this point, if youre not going to contribute anything funny or actually help the guy why even fuckingpost. you guys are absolute faggots.

all right i will deliver something OP hold on

I hope this is real because it's a bit chilly and rainy but I will wait
Thanks mate... They're pretty crazy... Don't know their problem.

Hourly reminder that soy is mostly for women as it lowers the male testosterone making you docile. Keep buying into the lies.

This is illegal. Im calling immigration

I'm interested in if OP actually gets a pizza

Y the anti-Semitism pic?

me2

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Hey anything Bro...
But hopefully this Bro pulls through

Meant to quote

OP include your hand in the pizza pic. I want to see if you’re a dindu gibbins.

I'm us citizen

Thats pro semitism, goyim

...

I'm OP and I'm. Interested too... So far nothing yet

Cool watch

>the floor

op... i’m so sorry

What's bad about the floor? Something wrong?
Thanks m8

dammit i want to know if OP gets a pizza (for some reason)

dammit OP if you pulled this off with a non-troll free pizza im gonna be jealous

Me to. Staying up tot it

Your apartment looks as if you starve.

OP your pizza is on it's way :D

I wish I had money to send people pizzas.
Good luck OP. I hope you get them.

I hope OP gets three pizzas or something and he won't be hungry again until thursday

No pizza as of yet... I hope I get some food too. Been waiting 32 minutes now

You could say that

Keep in mind that people didn't immediately call a pizza place as your thread came up

Im in the same boat OP i feel your starving pain my Sup Forumsrother, shit sucks so much ass ive been relying off my parents for the past month

Ill have 2 number 9's

Yeah maybe... Can't lose hope just yet
I hope so too bro
Just have to manage with what we have now

any confirmation of these supposed orders? there will be an ETA or cook time metre to go off...come on, the man is hungry. we cant starve jews because of what happened in the 40's...

Bump, should i post Cheese Pizza while we wait

You mis use this faggot.

sent ;)

don't ruin this, we wan to know the truth of OPs pizzas

Let's not get this thread taken down.

via val maggia 28, 00141 roma, rm, italia

a numba 9 larguh

mamma mia i want a pizza too!

a numba 6 with extra dip

1337

Probably get pizzas with shit, cum and rat poison on them if i know Sup Forums

No
Thanks man appreciate

OP here still empty

Get off Sup Forums you fucking 9gag cuck

I'm broke too but I wish you luck!

Shut up faggot

Hang in there OP

You're a retard propagating a myth to comfort yourself because of your shit diet

I'd pet that dog.

Why is his penis showing? Any respect?

Someone get this man a pie already

Ordered you 5 xl pepperoni and jalapeño pizzas, pay with cash upon delivery

I used to buy pizzas for people on Sup Forums but then someone wrote $500 on the tip when they signed, so I don't anymore.

You dolt, he doesn't have money for pizza

what a fucking cunt

I pet him for you.
What?

Gotta ask first: why can't you afford food? Second: how many folks need to be fed?

If he's asking for pre paid for food I'm not really seeing this as much of an attack. Worst case scenario some pizza boys wind up taking home free pizza because the "victim" got too much food or keeps kosher. Actually just in case he keeps kosher let's make it vegetable pizza.

What a fucking faggot

His balls... Why is it showing? Does he not wear underwear?

Someone always ruins it for everyone else

I agree
I don't have cash man... You will just waste the delivery guys time and my time...

Huh... I don't understand

I know

Oh NO! some user on Sup Forums wasting peoples time? That is so unexpected here

I know

Comes there a pizza yes or no

Hey guys I didn't get anything yet... Getting a little tired of waiting... If you placed the order for real then please say so... If not then say so as well so I can just leave

No, he doesn't wear underwear. Put mine on him once. Was pretty funny.

The tip gets charged to the same card