Be me

>be me
>reddit moderator of greentext subreddit
>wake up at 7am every day because of uni lectures and back problems
>roommate is still asleep because he never gets up before 9am on weekdays
>have a shower
>eat a 3 week old, dry, rock-hard english muffin for breakfast with only a water bottle for hydration
>open laptop
>go to /r/greentext
>top trending post on the subreddit isn't even greentext
>ban the dumbass that posted it
>go to class
>come back to room, roommate has finally left
>go back to /r/greentext
>the top trending post isn't greentext again
>mfw

Other urls found in this thread:

reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/7bhbi0/user_is_green_text_moderator/?st=J9Q9NQRG&sh=43aeabc3
reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/7bh11c/user_is_a_reddit_moderator/
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

Fucking kill yourself you little no problem having entitled bitch

rude

Fuck off chizdippler

reddit is shit

>Be OP
>Delete greentext board

Problem solved

if someone gets quads in this thread I'll fuckin do it

Is that a challenge

Nigger

Do it

memes

yes

Why does ledditt have a greentext board? Please don't tell me I have to go and look for myself.

wrong

You probably won't

it's /r/Sup Forums but the mods actually enforce the rules

an hero

>OP is a faggot

yes I am, what're you gonna do about it?

Dubs will have to do, op. Cut your own head off, hold it up, and upload a pic

make you delete your faggy faux Sup Forums

Delete the board OP. That's an order.

Dubs + dubs is good enough. Death is calling you, op.

nothing less than quads

I'm here to save the day

Like these ones?

Check 'em!!

Ive never gone to reddit. Ive only seen screenshots. The screenshots were enough. Please kill yourself.

milhouse is a meme GET

...

...

no u

Delet

rolling trips to delete that subreddit

Millhouse is not a meme. And the consequences will never be the same.

Quads negroponte

Kill yourself OP.

Ahhhhh

>mfw circlejerking around a domain of degenerates

...

>consequences will never be the same

It's sad that this dead guy will be remembered for spawning that short, fat, whore of a meat flap creature he called daughter.

looks like you'll have to wait for 4444

Why need quads?

Lorring

Too soon?

Sexi

roll

holy shit your life is hard and tough
>mfw

Quads plz

Triangulating location of quads

baited

reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/7bhbi0/user_is_green_text_moderator/?st=J9Q9NQRG&sh=43aeabc3
Read plz

Don't delete it fam

reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/7bh11c/user_is_a_reddit_moderator/

the mods posted it

Do it

do it

fucking do it

ALT+F4

Rerell

One

Gi

Quads located

sad

Fug

almost

fug

no

FUCK YOU REDDIT

pls

u mad bro

Kill yourself you reddit piece of shit
Problem solved

get the FUCK out.

GYAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

lord farQUAD get

reroll

FUCK

AHAHAHAHAHA

>be op
>fucking reddit faggot that thinks he his funny
>think about suicide every day but doesn’t show the slightest sign of depression
>all his friends think hes funny
>he and his girlfriend go out and drink some times
>one night he goes on Reddit to look at his own shitty soup reddit
>huh looks like this \b\ board is pretty funny
>Types Sup Forums.com into google then corrects himself after he realized he made a mistake
> sees porn and all sorts of gay shit on the front page
>finds a shitty reaction image thread and tries to updoot.. he can’t find his shit arrows and just spams the thread with cat images and 2010 “memes”
>figures out how to create a thread
And makes a thread about the r/greenpuke soup reddit
>everyone hates on him
Hfw

:^)

That’s not how trips work you fucking retard

Dubble dubs located

Go back. Kek wills it.

FUCK REDDIT!

Roll for 8888

ROLL FOR 666666666666666666666

Bump. We must defeat reddit once and for all.

Quads?

Fuck plebbit

Thats tripledubs you dumbshit, also chekd

Please do

...

Roll

8888 get

I'll Fuck your wet hole

Wubba lubba dub dubs

...

Consider it done

Nice.

Should have just said fucking fauxchan. Fucking cunt.

nyeh.