Hi Sup Forums

hi Sup Forums

So there's is this guy in one of my classes that I've never actually talked to. He sits a couple seats away from me but I over hear him and his friends talking about video games and computers and coding and such. After listening to him talk day after day I've come to realize that I've developed a crush on him. like whenever he looks my way I get all nervous and blush like an idiot, I find myself a little disappointed when he doesn't show, I look forward to that one class everyday just to see him. I even have sexual fantasies in my head with him. the thing is, I'm crazy shy and I don't know how to approach a conversation with him. I know he comes on Sup Forums as well because I heard him talking about it with his friends today, and I think that's super amazing cause not very many people at our school even know what Sup Forums is. I want to talk to him so bad but I feel like I won't know what to say. He and his friends in that class are very smart, it intimidates me. Like maybe I could show him a meme or something? I don't know. I'm starting to find it difficult to not think about him in my free time. Help.

I'm a female.

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you know the drill

Tell him u wanna suck his cock. Thats what id do

Tits or GTFO

tits and time stamp

You know what to do darling.

Shut your gas ass up newfag and read the goddam unsaid rules

Get thee to the nunnery. Don't hinder a great man's journey to greatness with your weepy gash. Also, titteth or get thee fuckouteth

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SHOW US YOUR TITS OR GET THE FUCK OUT YOU FAT DISGUSTING SLUT

> Newfag calling a newfag a newfag.

>Ponies on Sup Forums

MODS

>unsaid
>look at the thread

pick one

You know I'm not quite sure what I expected posting this on here

you sound like a land whale

lose some weight fatass

>Like maybe I could show him a meme or something?

This fucking place man

Youre retarded, kill yourself.

7/10

hes a newfag that talks about going on Sup Forums kek, you're a newfag that talks about being a female who goes on Sup Forums kek.

its a match made in shitposting heaven. dont procreate and spread your cancer to the rest of the gene pool.

He's a dude on Sup Forums. A girl talking to him will probably make him cream himself, go for it all in. Also, cleavage. That is an advantage. Fare thee well

Trips checked.
I must agree friend.

poast tiddis

Had you ever been on this website before, you'd know how it'd turn out. Dumb fuck.

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Trips no lie.... btw this is obliviously bait yes?

Just talk talking to him a few times at the end he will get that you are into him unless he's an idiot

Honestly, if you were not expecting to cough up some titties idk what you were expecting either

mods ban the ponyfucker

If you are real, this is my fetish, OP. I want to get asked out by a blushing shy girl in a clumsy way. Go and talk to him.

>btw
not nearly that obvious.

>show him a meme or something?
out side of here 90% of memes just make you look autistic

Idk I'd have to see if you're attractive enough, pics or at least give height and weight.

She said the nigger goes on Sup Forums. Prolly gonna like a good meme or two

if he has been lurking on Sup Forums for any decent amount of time just call him a faggot, he will know what you mean.

any more details you wanna share OP?

Shit-post with your mouth and his dick will be in you before you can say "OP is a faggot"

Just say hi once in a while. Be friendly with him. If there are group projects then volunteer to be in his group. Make it obvious you like him and make him feel like you're friendly enough that he can approach you.

why try to fuck him if hes a nigger? OP explain yourself while you post tits.

Literally say anything to him or acknowledge his existence. That's all it takes for a guy to start imagining a life with you.

>Implying that OP is female

Shyness is a weapon.
If you are a girl you can drop your spaghetti and it will just make you twice as cute.

for a stalker, maybe.

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Only legitimate answer to the question

You got a point. OP explain this immediately

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>Whoah, man you kidding?

Fuck off Harry.

Yes, I get it. You literally have all had my number all along. I knew this. All. A'ff'ong,thong,bong-bing-dong.

youtube.com/watch?v=D1gl46hh3sQ

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Does the name of your school start with a K?

Yes, how could you know that?

She doesn't need advice from a fag.

Also, sage until tits.

Full school name now, or town and state its in

If you are using the terms "and such" and "blush like and idiot" you have to to over 40 and not in classes unless those classes are "My Turn Classes" at the local Community College. Check your driver's license and post again. Thanks.

Disgusting.

I don't want any of the school shooters on this site to know where I live. If you are who I think you are. Please just talk to me.

The cunt has risen. Let the woman suck your dick, or die a gay virgin

Wow! So Polite!

SIN (@^9)

I Wish YOU Weren't Under 13!

This

State or no dice

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VIC.

Sounds like a real winner OP.
>date someone who frequents this shithole
what a great idea.

If you felt the same way, you'd just talk to me instead of needing some stupid reassurance

State or no dice.

State or no dice. no b8.

That's not what VIC means you stupid newfag. I was wrong about you. Don't ever talk to me or any of my friends.

You can't be positive that's him obviously but it would be a nice reassuring thing for both of you if you just give him the state. Would you rather regret not knowing or regret finding out

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no they make you look autistic here too

What is happening in this thread right now, dear god.

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State or no dice. Go on wondering if you told your crush to fuck off.

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Try and talk to him when hes browsing Sup Forums, you can walk by and """notice""" that hes on the site and say "Oh hey what board are you on?" If you are good at holding up conversations than thats an instant convo that he can relate to.

Some minor stalking is involved but that never hurt anybody.

That's the state of Victoria in Australia. Learn some geography.

Oh my god, the bots are in a feedback loop. This is fantastic.

This is why I love you all.

my panties are dripping

So you gonna post tits or you just gonna gtfo?

wew. Same thing that happened in the OP happened to me and my friends this morning.

Thank you for your service

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fedora fag/10

>mobile shitposters
this thread is a goddamn trainwreck.

Op here. what is happening in this thread oh god. and yes I'm real wth why do you people find it so hard to believe a real actual female hangs out here

Don't plan what to say, just show up as yourself and speak your truth

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to OP, whoever you are, say "nerd" to the person tomorrow. If they browse Sup Forums, they probably saw the thread, and may have seen this.

worth a shot.

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Cause women that trek in this realm should know the rules. Feed the wise old men, and they shall feed you with their sweet information.

OP I personally want to help. Kik Peter.Dem.

Will give advice after.

Fedora fag/10

Are you a fat cow or a normal looking girll that just looks normal as fuck ? Either way girls these days have it awfully easy with men. Even a ugly chick can get a decent guy (theres a limit tho). Note that your physical appearance is the only thing that matters to a man, because he wont fuck you (unless hes desperate) if you look like a fucking whale. Its the truth. So expect what you always expected. Do you get approached by men ?

Anyway. Assuming you’re not too ugly for him (but knowing that sometimes id fuck a whale if that meant emptying my balls, not tht I would do it again), you can talk to him, make moves on him (thats unnatural for a woman tho, but that will work). and if he desires you then he will tell you. He wont if hes a pussy tho so be aware of that.

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