1. Eating cheese pizza and drinking sprite while playing FIFA with Lionel Messi

1. Eating cheese pizza and drinking sprite while playing FIFA with Lionel Messi
2. Romantic dinner in a fancy restaurant and sex afterwards with Carli Lloyd
3. Your current monthly wage in cash
Which option do you choose?

2. is she paying for the meal though?

Is that Carli Lloyd? She's disgusting. I'd rather fuck Messi.

Cash. I'm almost broke and don't wanna move back in with my folks

3

1.
He's a footy lad.

she looks like a man and $0 is the third option, so I'll take a bros night in with Lionel "the GOAT" Messi

with that face she should be paying for the shag too

>America under Drumpf

Should change option 2 to someone attractive and nice, like queen of Sup Forums, Amber Heard.

>not hanging out with the footy lad and checking how autistic he really is

but then everyone would pick 2.

3

Not sports related. I chose the best football player (both male and female) at the moment on purpose

I'm taking 3.

Just a fifth of my monthly wage can buy a prostitute that looks much better.

Isn't prostitution illegal in the land of freedom?

yes, it is

also, is it weird that i would unironically marry the one on the right?

i'd go with the meal and the sliz

i bang less attractive women all the time, i have no shame

Does nobody think Lloyd being a famous football player would make the sex more interesting? I would fuck a woman who is a celebrity just to know what it likes and to have a cool story.

with ya, klaus. it's the easy choice

i have never fucked an athletic women, they have all been ugly, chubby and/or fat. so that's something. footballers are fit and competitive, maybe roided, could be a riot in bed.

prostitution is not legal or illegal on a federal level

it's one of those hilarious "state's rights" issues that only get made legal in one place

Why? Hanging out with Messi is still a good option.

I don't want to hang out with strange people and I'm unemployed so I'm choosing the status quo and option 3.

>pick 3
>3. Your current monthly wage in cash
>unemployed
so basically you get 0€

>take option 1
>start a friendship with messi
>convince him to let me manage his fortune
>earn a honest managers' fee

I really don't want any of these

2
>no pepperone
>£0

pretty eas chois

> user on Sup Forums
That's the real problem ahmed.

>caring about legality
fucking poorfag lmfao

1

I'm a manlet and I don't want to be dominated by Carly. Also I'm still living with my parents.

This

>anything other then the GOAT

I guess sex with Carli Lloyd?


My wage is 6k. Is 6k worth sex with the best female soccer player?

Mate she's 173 cm, how manlet can you be?

170 cm chicano

Maybe he thought he'd get the janitors salary instead

This

2. I don't want to be a virgin anymore

1 and anyone who says otherwise is fucking retarded. What part of legendary GOAT do you fucks not understand?

>170 CM

holy kek

Cash money. Not even close

What is drumpf

Why are states rights hilarious you commie faggot

3 easily

I'm not a child obsessed with celebrity

6k a month is breddy good mate. What do you do

ultimate systembabby, Barcelona win everything more convincingly without him

2. I'll take the sex, skip dinner.

I honestly rather have untaxed cash

*tips skull*

Agreed. Mediocre face, but she's fit as fuck, so just use a non face to face position or dim the lights and it's a 10/10 bang.

How poor are you guys that anything but 3 is even a consideration?

Monthly wage is 0, so that cancelled option 3.
And Messi is a dolt.

I don't have a way to communicate with Messi so 1 is a waste
Not that interested in a one time thing so 2 isn't that interesting
Student so my monthly wage is like $200 lifeguarding the pool between classes

Now, say I get to shadow Brooks for a few days, through training and a match. I'd take that over an afternoon playing fifa with someone I can't even talk with.

>he doesn't speak Spanish

Based neets

Not enough for it to be worthwhile.

3. The Cash

I make around 2000 a month so with that I could buy a cheese pizza, a sprite, play fifa on my ps4 and go out later and get a nice hooker while still having cash leftover to buy a budget gaming pc and emulate older games with mods

My monthly wage in cash
I work about 17-20 hours a week at minimum wage so thats like 4 weeks x 7.25 per hour x 17 hours = 493 dollars

>based
You guys are pathetic

state's rights haven't been a real thing since the civil war, kiddo

Thats why i can smoke weed in CO and not TX

T. Teenager who got a C in civics

something about a spanish person saying the word "shag" is really funny to me

Messi

I earn a little more than 10,000 pesos (like 600 dollars) a month, I could probably sell Messi's controller for more.

Maybe I could sell the sex tape with the slag, but it would be more legal trouble, not worth the risk.

Hanging out with Messi would be a pretty cool story.

Software engineer. Graudated college 3 years ago too. Pretty fun job and God money

1
We would talk shit about the AFA all day

3 year experience, you should be able to make 8-9K easy
whereabouts are you? and what stack you working on?

>2. boring date and shitty sex with an unattractive literally who
>3. 0 (Z E R O) dollars

>1. comfy bro time with the GOAT

what kind of options are these

1, I'd sneak off and fuck Antonella while Messi is focused on FUT

I make $11K month, I'll take the cash.

I don't have a monthly wage so you'd think i'd choose one or two but I don't like hanging out with people. Three it is.

This would be a low cost escort.