How long do you think it takes for one man to sort ~1050 m&m's? will post answer in a bit

how long do you think it takes for one man to sort ~1050 m&m's? will post answer in a bit.

Are you gonna crush them up? Cuz the chocolate is probably just gonna smear on your table

Never mind thought you said snort

I also thought this said snort and I got really concerned.

I can assure you I have not snorted the candies.

I also read snort. Eh, not as interested.

What size pack is that?

42oz bag.

Op, you need to snort the candies

40 minutes tops no breaks.

final result. only delayed time was to respond to a text but the time was also paused

hey cool, now what

now I can put that shit on my resume. who wouldn't hire someone who write "can sort 1k m&m's in under 20min" on their resume?

If you want to go for big money, then you should sort a box of rainbow nerds

Eat all of the blue ones in one sitting.
You'll shit a blue log
Source: I've done it before

change sort to snort and they'll be even more impressed

are you going to be under the influence of any drugs while this happens?

i bet there are less red because market research

send results to mars inc., they might send some free shit

no drugs necessary. it's a meditative thing, I've done this multiple times averaging ~19-23 minutes.

I do plan on eating them a color at a time.

I feel at fault even though I've done nothing wrong. the people want snort

you are probably right. for some time there was controversy on the red dye causing severe health problems.

I never thought about that, will do.

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