Mandatory Friday night synthwave edition.
/brit/
honest opinion on yanks
What's it like to get naked with a girl for the first time lads?
nah to synthwave 2bh
you should tap their house so you can hear how much they laugh at your behind your back
don't reply to this
would literally suck a bloke off to nationalise the railways
>tfw you're getting robbed but you don't have your amex gold card to pay the police with
NIPPLE ALERT
EVACUATE THREAD
bit weird that people are happy for banks to be privately run given their power and the mess of 2008, even more than bus companies
fuck synth wave
Literally the best voice in Eurovision. Rest were either in some shit foreign language nobody uses or indistinguishable foreign garbage. Nobody's voice came close to being as good as this.
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good post
starting my career
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Sadly, we're conditioned as to follow the status quo, e.g., go to university, get that job, make than money, buy that fancy car, buy that big house, and spend the rest of your life in mindless material consumption coupled by debt, and every summer, for two whole weeks you can pretend you're free by trotting off to some tourist shithole where everyone wears dumb hats and t-shirts and lumbers about like brain dead robots drinking ridiculously oversized fruity beverages. This is exactly why I snapped and pulled the plug about three years ago, giving all my useless crap away and becoming a minimalist. I considered the tiny house concept, renovating a school bus, doing the RV, etc. This is why I've gravitated here. I only want to live my life for myself and enjoy the beauty this vast world has to offer. I wanna be a NEET, shitpost on /brit/ all day and night.
they're mmm k i guess
is niggerlad about?
nightscape is the best youtuber in the country
such a fucking legend
nationalise everything that is necessary to the population
Yeah because being here is better than having some semblance of structure, a purpose and a social life.
Keep posting those Chinese cartoons.
Good show
Pretty left leaning economically but can't stand corbyn or his supporters
honest? most of the time you're alright, not any worse than average posters
however you do have a VASTLY higher proportion of actual spastics on the 'chon than most other countries
nationalise big black cocks
business idea: a second 9/11 but this time on my twin plums
Scary and embarassing
netscape is the best browser in the country
such a fucking legend
are you implying state issued gfs?
Jog on normie twat
Nerve racking to be honest
watched some of that
was a BIG mistake since my biggest fear is insects entering my body
Why did I move here? I guess it was the weather
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Where is he at the start of this video? Some kind of dorm?
bennies been sanctioned lads
unsure about this one
tbf we did better than ages but we're never ever going to win again
15 cans of stella
Soyuz nerushimy respublik svobodnykh
Splotila naveki velikaya Rus’!
Da zdravstvuyet sozdanny voley narodov
Yediny, moguchy Sovetsky Soyuz!
Slav'sya, Otechestvo nashe svobodnoye,
Druzhby narodov nadyozhny oplot!
Partiya Lenina - sila narodnaya
Nas k torzhestvu Kommunizma vedyot!
alri sargon
go beat up a toff and take his stuff
Honestly was excited to finally let her see me like that, but I have a great body desu
He lives in an old office building in Central London with over creative types
dunno
i see a lot of people here from brown countries mostly who are utter rude cunts lashing out at people all the time
you're fine until you remind me of differences between yankland and the rest of the anglos and then i just get annoyed thinking about sensitive yank culture is
I respect the courage of men at work who walk straight into a stall next to you and instantly start splurging shit everywhere instead of waiting until the guy next door fucks off knowing full well you could meet while washing your hands
dont even have enough cash to go outside for a pint
got some irish lad's bennies in the post
have money but no friends mayb we shud combine
>ywn be a normie liberal artist with friends
I do this but usually don't wash my hands after if it is in a public place where I don't know anyone like an airport
GIVE THEM BACK
i av money nd friends
hahahah
all the shit countries are rude because their quality of life is so bad, it's to be expected
once knew a lad from israel who literally heard RPGs and gunfire every week
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Joneswave. Checkmate.
missed tren-D posting
fuck off matt
I'm in east belfast lad
come and get them x
Mick
wish i could get bennies and live in a nice council estate
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why dont they place their hands on the front ones hips REEEEEEEEE ITS NOT LIKE IN THE NORMAL WEBM
because the right moral decision doesn't always align with the right business decision
>Cash
FOY
elite post
perturbator, isn't it?
not a nice life
The british serf is a peculiar creature. He sacrifices his own interest for that of his master. He takes pride in the stability of his monarchy, stability born out of the fact that he unlike his brave cousins in europe, never dared to challenge the powers that be. He takes pride in the self-interested conquest and exploitation of other peoples, although they brought him no personal gain or liberation from his exploitation. Hed sell his own brother out for extra crumbs from yhe table of his master. Why? He has delusions that someday he'll leave his decrepid societal position and join what he assumes to be his rightful place in the upper eschelons of society. And like any good syncophant, his delusion means he is inclined to set up his position in the aristocracy, making sure everything is ready for when he makes what he believes to be his inevitable departure from the drudgery of his lower classification, to the elite. And why should he be woken from his dream, kate middleton did it (so did the footballers and allan sugar still even has a cockney accent!), so of course it is possible for the other serfs. Not all of them csn join or else the elite wouldnt be the elite. So in his preparation for gilded status, the societal runt, believes pulling up the ladder out of the grasp of those behind him will only serve to cement his future genteel status and prosperity.
Lo, what a fool he is. How he allows those above him to pull wool over his eyes, and encourage his selfish personality for their exploitation. It is the duty of the thinker to moderate man's carnal passions and to ground them im reality by taking the scales off his eyes, lest he is duped by those more conniving than him
>Administration SUPERSTARS!
>Sales CHAMPIONS Wanted
>Incredible Admin Role with Insane Career Progression
>Winter is coming! Call centre sales people wanted!
this is what you NEETs have to look forward to
BOG
which pertubator song is this btw
doesnt even look anywhere near the dolce vita
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I know a guy that does this
Not always over creative types. Quite a lot of young professionals too. The guy I know pays £450 a month bills included for a huge one of these rooms in Waterloo.
Weird shared bathroom/kitchen facilities though. And they can kick you out with like two weeks notice.
i was just gonna post this vid. i thought southerners being ignorant of the north was just hyperbole but this vid suggets otherwise
>never heard of the humber bridge before
>says it's in grimsby rather than of Hull
fucking steaming
nice reddit image
the problem with dancing is the top half of the body never looks good
friend of mine lived in a squat with other aspiring artists
now crashes on the couch of some asian girl who works at Vetements
trains were just as shit and expensive when they were nationalised
When people get used to preferential treatment, equal treatment seems like discrimination
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lying cunt
bent liar
me on the left
hmm
wrong
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arms are part of it
found it
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second half, from 2:00
Right up the shit pipe!
WTF I love algerian now
synth wave is fucking shite
synth pop on the other hand
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probably my favourite nightscape video, imagine living this lifestyle
absolute choon at the end too
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great post
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love london
its better than not doing anything but it still looks retarded
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>interracial porn at the top of the catalogue
you truly do get what you pay for
how do I dance like this? or dance like anything that doesn't resemble a spaz when I'm at the club and want to impress grills
A man named William Reed's last living testament says that he is going to read his own will
Will Reed's will will read: "Will Reed will read Will Reed's will".
>fictional computerised nipple
CUSTODIAN, YOUR ATTENTION IS REQUIRED
Janitor applications are open lads
anyone here gonna go for the Big J position?