Man Utd: De Gea, Young, Bailly, Rojo, Blind, Carrick, Fellaini, Lingard, Herrera, Rashford, Ibrahimovic
Subs: Romero, Darmian, Fosu-Mensah, Shaw, Pogba, Mkhitaryan, Martial
Everton: Joel, Baines, Jagielka, A.Williams, Holgate, Barry, Davies, Gana, Barkley, Mirallas, Lukaku
Subs: Stekelenburg, Valencia, Calvert-Lewin, Lookman, Pennington, Kenny, J. Williams
Starts in 1 bong
I predict a draw
>no Valencia
>Mkhi dropped
>Lingard and Rashford keep their place
FUCKING HELL
Cowman wins
Daring prediction lad.
you're an absolute madman m8
I thought lingard at least played well v west brom. no mkhi is stupid though. still, getting to bring on pogba, mkhi and martial on later isn't so bad.
>news of Ibrahimovic leaving
fucking hell, lads. Looks like I gotta get laser removal again
hoping for the Everton lads to have a strong bounce back after the boys in red humiliated them
lmao why would he even consider playing 2 seasons in the Europa League
at least in LA he'll get some sun.
just put my life savings on the draw lads
b-b-but w-we m-might w-win Europa, l-lad
>Everton will unironically grab a cheeky win and go above Man U
>this lineup
Mou has truly lost it
>United
>lose
You don't follow football, do you lad?
>arsenal will be 7th if Everton win
looking at the teams in it manure probably will win it
>united
>lose
pick one
trust me on this one lads, it's been coming for a while
Rooney's been leaking Mou's tactics to Ronald
Trust me on this one lads, deserves a cheeky bet
>doesn't start until 8
ffs lads, what am I going to do for the next 45 minutes, bored as fuck
fap
Lift
Anybody else miss /spa/?
>Mourinho already resigned to a draw
wow, great ambition
i'm on SSRIs, no point
already been to the gym today
guess I will just play some civ and hope I dont end up missing the whole game
as much as i know it wont happen an Everton win would be amazing for the look on mou's face
>fellaini benching poogba
kinda expected desu
>Sup Forums with flags
no
You now remember Mouyes and United customers complaining about a campaign against United
as long as the ref allows fellaini to be fellaini (and they usually do), he is better
Kumiko
>You now remember Everton "Football" Club
>Juan Mata targeting Anderlecht second leg comeback
>Mouyes publicly shitting on Mhktaryian
>Keown BTFO of Mouyes in the studio
BASED
1 loss away from total meltdown, bonus butthurt for a bad ref decision
obsession
>win a League Cup and decide you've done enough so you can start your little pre-exit meltdown in the first season
wow
>le funny, confident, quotes man
Wish Zlatan would stop it. We're fucking 6th.
>100 gozillion euros to sit on the bench
what did mourinho mean by this?
and he's bailing in the summer
>6th
not yet lad, wait until tomorrow
do you genuinely think Herrera is a future captain?
He's probably my favourite united player right now. Don't see it though
He just returned from injury
do MacMillan just expect Liverpool fans to donate to them or something?
I dunno, I put that filename a while back. he does seem like one of the few players that genuinely loves the club. I can't really think of anyone in the team else you could call a future captain though
are Everton fans cuckolds?
>liverpool fans
>donate to anyone
they even ask the rest of England to donate to illsborough, lad.
Who Sup ForumsBU here
Liverpool fans are not coherent logical people. They're all sniffing glue all day
who knows whats going on in their heads
not sure actually
>pogba?
will he kiss the captain's arm band when he dabs?
Has pogba actually dabbed on his own after scoring a goal this season?
Enjoy the Europa League cockneys
ross barkley qualifies as black in my opinion
Is it a 4-3-3 I see?
if he stops being immature in the future, maybe
Right into these horrible munich manc twats
Fancy a few EL trips next year, COYB
Is he related to Charles?
come on everton
Urmom
4231 most likely, herrera or fellaini as the #10 with lingard and rashford out wide. can't wait for another 90 minutes of terrible crossing.
I lost my fucking mind last game with those fucking crosses
>all this Lingard bashing
wonder goal confirmed.
Everybody ABU tonight?
>Rooney has a pain in both ankles
Fat cunt
>United is literally the most disappointing club he's been to
wheres pooney
Lingard screamer with pogba assist incoming
>dab4thekids
>pogdab on the bench
screaming and wailing amd howling
Manchester United 0 - 6 Everton
...
>United turned into a London meme club full of black "culture" retards
Zlatan is cringe inducing, so obsessed with getting LAD bible articles written about him.
>Haha i'll be the next James Bond!!!
ellie why is pogba on the bench????
Lingard was one of the best players last game. Mkhi works better as impact sub anyway.
No Valencia could be a problem though.
>someone was obsessed enough to go through all games to make couple screens
Sad.
Kyle martino just called Marcus rashford a great striker. I hate that retard.
because he just came back from injury, mourinho just said he isn't ready
just spoke to the sky execs lads
1-1
a dodgy handball
boring match otherwise
>boring match otherwise
It's a Mourinho match, everybody knows this
>watching Manure
>not watching Lester
did he injure himself dabbing lmao
>mods have swept the board of all the good threads
Now make a collage of all the decisions that went against them
Do Manure fans honestly think they will finish above Arsenal?
how is Salford not full of suicides with the football played by Yernited under >Moyes, Van Laal and Mouyes
...
They all support City.
All the United fans live in London and got driven to committing terrorist attacks by Mouyes and Van Laal
>tfw just realised >we haven't finished above arsenal since 2013
is there gonna be a st. devils day now or what
It's obvious that Moyes will get slapped hard, while Mouyes might do something interesting, unlike WBA, Everton got a pretty shitty defense.
t. someone who has never stepped foot in Manchester
I have, it's a grey rainy shithole with tramps on every corner
AYE
Anyone have a link?
>mouyes doing anything other than score one then play sideways
at least there is a chance of a pitchside moyes meltdown
When was the last time you were at Old Trafford, lads?
Uniteds team really is shocking
April 2014 v Norwich
>picking out the Asians and the Indians
The BT cameraman is ABU as fuck.
1 First manager to play Eto at right back
2. First manager to have 2 world record breaking signings but fail to win the champions league with them
3. Cast out Kevin DeBruyne because he wasn't running around like a retarded chicken on the wing like he demanded
4. First manager to get blown the fuck out by his own physio
5. First manager to alienate his clubs greatest servant because they didn't obey him unquestionably
6 Sold Romelu Lukaku for pennies without inserting a buyback clause
7 Wasted the David Luiz money on a one season wonder like Matic
8. Turned Nigerias most promising attacking midfielder into a boring useless defensive midfielder
9 Begged for a Ruined Kaka then whined about how he wasn't good enough
11. Turned Ronaldo from an all around dominant force of nature into a petulant tap-in babby that can't perform without the rest of the team spoonfeeding him
12. Almost ruined Luka Modric
13. Turned an impressionably young highly creative attacking midfield into the modern day run around and do nothing player we see today, Oscar
14. Ruined Eden Hazard
16. Already ruined Martial's career
17. Convinced his club to spend 150mil for a dabbing Leroy Fer
20. trusted Thibaut Courtois to not be a rat after he betrayed DeBruyne and got rid of Cech
21. Hasn't developed a single young player ever in his entire 20 year career
23. Got sacked from the same club twice in under 3 seasons
24. Turned one of the best strikers in Europe into a pony-tailed Kevin Davies
25. First manager ever to play a 6 man defence against Liverpool
26. Has the best young striker in world football, and decides to ruin his career by playing him at left-wing back
27. He spent £50 million on Mkhitaryan then lies to the fans about why he won't play him
30. Literally demanded opposition manager can't celebrate goals against his team
105. Blamed his team's doctor for losing a match, and banished her from the club, which has now led to the club being sued in an employment tribunal
...
I've said it before and I'll say it again. It's all part of the elitist plan for cultural enrichment
I am sick of these Microsoft ads up their own arse