I've been an undercover narcotics officer (narc) at a high school in Washington for just under a year now, ama!

I've been an undercover narcotics officer (narc) at a high school in Washington for just under a year now, ama!

i understand you look young.
how old are you really?

hows that sweet high school poon tang bruh?

lol this guy asks because he has no idea

That's not me in the picture attached if that's what you're referring to.

I just turned 23 a few days ago actually.

How does it feel to be able to accept your homosexuality?

kill yourself

Why would you rob innocent people of their rights to use consume substances?

What's the dumbest thing you've seen a kid in class do?

>poon tang

I don't do that anymore, but when I was in high school it wasn't bad.

feelsgood

What was your funniest story?

What's it like being part of a capitalistic death machine that kills innocent people?

>i dont do that anymore

wtf happened did your dick fall off

>Why would you rob innocent people of their rights to use consume substances?

It's not really my choice what I get to do, I was just put on this job because the department decided that I was right for the job, so I did some training and went right in. So far it's going pretty well. Also the pay is definitely a bonus!

Drug related? A kid took out a bag of weed (terrible weed by the way, holy shit) and put it on the table in front of me and his buddies when the teacher wasn't around.

Non-drug related? I don't know, if you've ever been in high school you can probably answer that for yourself. There is this kid though that is constantly picking his nose and wiping it underneath his seat, which disgusts me.

>feelsbadman

No, I don't fuck around with highschool poontang.

Funniest story? I don't really have any funny stories as I mainly hang out with "cool" fuckboy kids with the perms and visors. I've seen a lot of weird shit, but nothing that struck me as memorably funny.

Do you honestly feel like you're doing any good in the world, or are you just doing this for a paycheck/to get out of your own trouble?

That's fucking pathetic LOL

Before you went into the school, did they give you a lecture on not fucking the students? if so what did they say, what would happen if you fucked a student?

AMERICA!

I wish it was Mexico so they could cut your head off for that shit

Definitely just a paycheck. I feel like I might be doing more wrong than good. I've busted about 7 kids throughout this year and it's kind of ruined their lives and family lives for some. For others, it doesn't really effect them at all. Especially because marijuana is legal here in Washington (as long as you're over 18), I feel like if they had waited a few more years, everything would've been fine.

back when I was in school I'd also light up in the park from time to time with my buddies, so I find it kind of ironic that this is my job right now.

The pay is also very good, as I've mentioned in other comments. I'm making ~$73k a year

i also saw 21 jump street, op

except i don't rp it on Sup Forums

I don't think they'd do that

I'm glad it's NOT Mexico.

They did actually, but it was a very short briefing. They basically told us that if we are caught having any sexual contact with a student we will be immediately put on leave and likely will be fired.

However, the age of consent in Washington where I currently am positioned is 16, so as long as they're 16 it's in bounds. I've kissed a student before to get closer to them, but I've never done anything more than that, partly because it felt wrong, and partly because I was afraid to lose my job.

So you're a sellout and a sex predator

>I've busted about 7 kids

You're larping. Word would get around fast you're a narc and no high school fags would trust you

Also if you're really an undercover, why does the government really care about kids with dimebags other than for profit purposes

Fucking pig

This. I've never heard of an undercover infiltrating a fucking high school of all places unless maybe they're slanging meth and herion hardcore in there. Why does the government give a fuck about weed in high school enough to send you in ?

Kys, narc. You are overpaid and are not making the world any better.

5 of the 7 kids that I have busted so far were selling drugs, and they were all busted because of my work. One of the other two was selling to a student, and the other one was buying from that seller.

To answer your second question, I don't know. I've never asked the "government" that.

The age of consent is 16, so no, I'm not. (she was 17)

im LMAO'ing @ ur life

Not OP but if it shuts up all the mommies and daddies about the herb and corrupting their precious meal tickets, it might net out positive.
itt: so much underage it smells like socks and mushrooms in here

what????

I'm working on something right now involving some of the things that you've just mentioned. It's not all petty things (marijuana) like you may be thinking.

lmao

How do you sleep at night?

I meant to say 5 of those kids were in a ring working on selling and making drugs (cocaine, some meth) together. For all they know, any buyer could've been the narc.

OP is a troll

His names Jeff too

Did they sell to you? What was the process like of having them arrested and charged?

aren't you scared of being undercover too long? don't lose yourself OP. remember who you are

A few questions:

Are you supposed to do things with students outside of school, like go to parties and stuff? If so, are you ever worried that you might be blamed for furnishing to minors or entrapment or something? Surely, someone somewhere along the line has asked you to bring something to their house/party you're not supposed to if that's the case. If not, how do kids not pick up on the fact that they never see you outside of school?

What happens if a student offers you drugs/alcohol? I get that weed and alcohol is perfectly legal for you, but what about the harder stuff? From my days in high school, druggies would be pretty suspicious about refusing things all the time if you hang out with them.

What happens if a student sees you outside of school living your normal 23-year old life, like being with your family or on a date?

How do you feel about it when you have to face these kids knowing full well you fucked their year up and potentially their life/family? Like, did they train you to deal with that or does it just not bother you? Has anyone ever suspected that it was you who busted them?

They did sell to me.

I had to get evidence though, which was the tricky part. Basically hidden cameras either on my body or the surrounding area. 3 of the 5 came out to greet me, and the other 2 were waiting in the car, my camera was able to catch all 3 of them that I was getting the drugs from at the meetup, but the other 2 were found later when police officers (not me) infiltrated where we believed them to be making the drugs. The 3 I bought from were identified, and the other 2 that were there were identified through questioning and other means, that I don't have the details on.

Basically I have to get the drugs and bring them right back to my office ASAP and hand over the camera footage as soon as I'm able.

oh cool shits going sideways again

Hope you feel proud of yourself for fucking up peoples families and their futures, you fucking dirtbag piece of shit

Have you partaken in any of the dark net market takedowns? Has anyone ever tried to sell you fent?

prove you're a narc faggot. badge + gun + timestamp

and here kids, is the guy who keeps making them furry threads

sarcasm translates badly. but yea, suck my furry balls bitch

high school kids arent that smart dude

Kill yourself Faggot.

>outside of school
Yes I am, I hang out with most of the kids I'm investigating after school on an almost daily basis.

>blamed for furnishing to minors or entrapment
I'm strictly instructed to never bring anything to a party, for the exact reason you mentioned, entrapment. Entrapment is a dangerous thing to get involved in as an officer, as you can lose your job or in bad cases, spend some substantial time in jail for.

>What happens if a student offers you drugs/alcahol
I decline, usually my excuse is that my parents might notice I'm high/whatever seems believable given the circumstance.

I can legally smoke marijuana, so I do that when I am offered.

>if a student sees me living my normal life
I'm completely fucked.

>when you have to face these kids
I've mentioned this earlier, but yeah I do feel bad sometimes. Some of these kids are absolute assholes though, so for some of them I feel absolutely nothing. It's sad to see a student throw their lives away with something as simple as a little bit of cocaine or weed.

and finally, no I've never been suspected, or atleast not to my knowledge.

You were probably the kid nobody talked to in high school. Shut the fuck up.

Even when hs'ers are wrong, they run their mouths and talk shit like no other. They don't need to be smart, word still gets around.

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You only fool retards OP

do you think I'm retarded? I'm not showing my badge as it could jeopardize my identity, which is to be kept a secret.

Narcs dont carry guns.

I have not partaken in any large scale takedowns, no, but it is one of my goals as an undercover agent to eventually get to that point.

>word still gets around

Yes, I'm sure shit does get around. You just need to keep your cool, deny all rumors, and carry on like nothing is happening.

>do you think I'm retarded?
you're playing mall cop at a highschool. of course i think you're fucking retarded

OP here, I've been answering questions for about an hour now, so I think I'm about ready to go relax and head off to bed.

If you guys want to know more, I can continue tomorrow, but based on all of the "Larping faggot" comment's I'm getting now, it's not likely.

Until you piss off the wrong kid and he beats your pussy face into the curb

Speaking from experience from my hs days I was a little shit lol

>You just need to keep your cool, deny all rumors, and carry on like nothing is happening.
Good advice for anyone on the other side of the deal, too.

if your parents can catch you smoking weed, imagine what someone trained to catch you smoking weed can do.

and I was on ASB

>ASB

Sorry what's that? I'm to lazy to (((Google))) it

There yah have it kids, the faggot in a group is usually the guy acting like one

You're a fucking LARPER


Fuck off troll

irrelevant, but I read the morning announcements. pretty sure everyone heard my voice

If you're still on, what is your honest opinion about drug policy in the US and the war on drugs? Like, do you think rehabilitation or incarceration is the way to go when it comes to dealing with users, or do you think should all drugs just be legalized, etc? Is there anything you feel like you can change about the way things are going?

Eh, not the worst thread around tbh

Everything's all traps and and porn these days. Even if this is a larp it was kinda interesting