What's the best fap you've ever had Sup Forums?

what's the best fap you've ever had Sup Forums?

I jerked off into my high school teacher's panties and then saw her wearing them shortly after

Each time I get a new video of someone I know. I cum buckets.

my bff and I watched porn together and fapped together. then it lead to sex. he fucked me in my tight virgin ass hole,

fucking hot! how did it go down?

I was beating off to Extreme Sophia because she looks exactly like a girl from my high school and I was perfectly concentrating. busted a huge nut and just lay there afterward

did you cover yourself with cum?

No, it went into my garbage

I worked at a small gym. She came in to go swimming one day, and I went into the locker room while she was in the pool. I grabbed her panties, brought them back to the men's locker room, smelled them, fapped and came in them. Rubbed it in, then snuck it back into her bag.

She left smiling and didn't suspect a thing. She was a MILFy woman in her early 40's.

I bet you have a nice fat cock.

I spent 45 minutes looking at pictures trying to cum from thought. I've been able to do it before but now I can't seem to get over the hill. So this time all the buildup was released and saw stars, absolute bliss for 30 seconds.

you are such a dirty boy

It got quite the workout from that job.

I've fapped before, but the greatest orgasm I ever got was after a little incident involving my gf and Communism

mmm i bet you did

Context pls

I just posted the whole thing here

I swear to god user this better not be some commie propaganda.

If you mean masterbation then the best one I had is when I was meditating. And then I was slowly stroking my cock. I did it for a while and right before I nut i would stop. I went back to meditating. I did it for a while and I hit the jackpot. Strong orgasm and much cum. I ejaculated into the toilet.

It takes a lot of time so I don't do it often.

You won't tell me yours so I won't bother asking.

stop trying to meme your shitty greentext into memory. it was alright, but honestly it was pretty forgettable

when i was a kid for the first time it's great feeling

Concentrate on one spot. Its tough but worth it.

A girl I know had a nude photo shoot and I was desperate enough to buy them from the photographer and I was not disappointed. .

When I put an hidden camera to spy my long term friend (around 15 years of friendship) changing to get in the pool. Since we are only friend and I never saw her naked, I busted a huge fkg nut.

It was strange and kinda scary. Also is different from different methods.

do you cum in her panties as well?

This one time I came so hard I had a seizure

I have some photos/videos of women I know that they're not aware of. Those always get the job done for me. They don't even have to be hot.

6 hour MDMA fueled fap sesh

I filmed my girlfriend's mom in the shower. Holy shit. I still remember the first time I watched it.

show screen caps

Does jerking off while being vigorously double fisted by a woman count as fapping?

the very first time I jerked it with a Fleshlight.

no. must be solo

Sure, why not.

I miss cocaine faps. When I live in Germany, I would get a few grams of coke, get high, and go at it for 24-48 hours. Nothing better than coke + orgasms

I went in dry. It sucked. I learned to microwave and it's a lot better with a condom

I wonder if it helped me build stamina or not

Oh.

Well, in that case, same woman had a UTI and couldn't have vag sex for while, but since I was stupidly horny, she offered to stretch her asshole open so I could jerk off into it since she knew that sort of thing turned me on like crazy.

I did. And it was glorious.

I had good orgasms when I had my cock ring and a cock vibrator

Vib wasn't waterproof. Cock ring ripped

>driving home on freeway
>jerkin it at 70mph
>gettingclose.jpg
> hadouken
>instantly approach giant freeway crash
>sit in traffic for an hour with a lap full of manifest

moar! and show your penis

Driving back from a road trip with my wife and her friends son passed out in back seat. Jerked off while watching her friend fingering herself in the passenger seat. Fucked her at a rest stop bout an hour later.

I want my girl to ride me. withing a second before nut to blow me. It should be amazing.

how do you just get videos of people you know?

I like to go Googling all the contact information of my old high school friends in an attempt to find old photobuckets or whatever of them, sometimes there's win. the real gem is Tumblr. Sooo many fucking nudes on Tumblr, from girls that are normally pretty reserved irl. I even found a Tumblr of a friend that had a couple of links to two separate tumblrs of hers that are dedicated to her nudes.

How often to you think about sex?

How could you possibly get hard?
Also >checked

Probably one of the early ones when I first discovered what fapping even was and I fucked the couch, never forget that first feeling

When I was maybe 15 (so 20yrs ago) on holiday in a Madrid hotel room to some euro erotic film on the hotel tv - prob only 8th or 9th ever fap, jerked it for half an hour, still the most I've ever cum, absolute buckets!
Still vaguely try and find what that film was every now and again

My first one.