Am I attractive enough to be a male escort? (dating only, no sex... also for females only)

Am I attractive enough to be a male escort? (dating only, no sex... also for females only)

I'm in need of money pretty bad. Any other suggestions you Sup Forumsoys have would be appreciated!

>pic related

Girls don't use escorts, you think they don't get that shit for free everywhere? Hope you plan on fucking 60 year olds or fat uglies.

I was hoping to find some middle age women who would want dates with an 18 year old guy. Figured there's a market for it...

Not if you're not having sex their isn't. Look on seekingarangment, desperate people, but expect to have to put out.

honestly you'd have a better chance of going trap and getting that bootyhole used to regular poundings. tbh

Damn, really? I don't want to have sex since I'm not that comfortable with it...

Used to be an escort. Sex sells, any girl can get asked out on a date and most say yes, the ones who are willing to pay are the ones who are turned down, remember that.

Go out and get a real job like everybody else, no woman is going to want to sleep with an asexual faggot like you, only way you are gonna make money as an escort is to become a rent boy getting pounded up the arse.

Asexual?! I'm a straight man. I can't help the way I look...

Yea... That makes sense. Is there really no chance for dating only?

Not really. Unless youre with REALLY old people, and at that point it's just awful and not worth it. You'd be better or either not trying it at all or being prepared to fuck

> Not wanting sex and putting up a pic with a faggoty cat filter

As I said get a real fucking job and stop trying to get money for nothing.

yeah you could become a passable trap, would fuck

Im a male and i used to escort. Youre expected to put out in someway cause dudes are horny.
If you dont put out, dudes will just pass word of mouth around to not meet with you if youre not fucking.

This. They'll just find the ones that do.

You’re obviously very stupid, go get a job you friendless piece of shit, you mean to say you don’t know a single person who could help you get a job? You really are a fucking punk, I wish I knew you.

sorry for being the scum of society, sir.

I get that a lot :/

I'm not interested in men period

Passable? From just this one picture? And also you’re both fucking hopeless faggots.

Get a job like everybody else has to, you are obviously fit and able to work if you think you can escort. It's not that hard to say "would you like fries with that", no skills or experience needed.

Hey idiot, why would anyone pay to go on a date with you? Considering they’re also going to have to pay for the date? And you don’t want to put out? And you’re not good looking? Like why would anyone give you money?

Escorting for females?
Yeah good luck. Ive only ever had one and she was a handful and a pain in the ass. She was an older lady and yes she did expect for me to put out (I dont mind). Older women do want you to put out too cause they want to feel like a woman again.
Its like finding a needle in a haystack - a woman to escort for that doesnt want sex.

Like I stated, youre better off just escorting for guys. You can do it but im positive youll be wasting your time if youre just looking for women.
The only exception to this is if you live in Japan because the culture has changed for that sort of thing to thrive in only.

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Can you dance like Donny Osmund did in White and Nerdy?

Why would anyone give you money?

Pft, when I was male escorting, I made plenty while doing full time school. Fuck that.

What does that have to do with faggy ass ugly OP?

What does that have to do with faggy ass ugly OP?

OP, listen to the man above.
Its pointless. Give it up.

Little fucking queer child won’t answer any questions. OP is bitch.

read carefully: it says become. he has feminine facial features

You read carefully, you’re gay and desperate. And it’s obvious.

> Cries about not having money
> Tells people to be quiet when told to get a job

Nobody is going to suffer but yourself, ending up a broke lonely faggot trying to get free dates and being a drain on society.

Trying to tell this fucking kid

>questions
this entire thread has just been statements for the most part

Lol, this guy will amount to nothing. Look at him.

naw man, i'm bi and have a gf that gets me off whenever I feel like it. also never touched a man intimately; fapped to traps though

Then answer the question “why would anyone give you money...?”

OP. Women are not going do this shit with you. Youre better off with dudes.

So you think this dude is cute? If so your gf is unattractive.

His only options from here is rent boy or an hero

Figured that was rhetorical. Ask better questions.

Mostly ugly older fatter dudes, you probably won’t find a physically fit or attractive man to give your ugly ass anything

Your poor gf having to put up with a faggot like you, must be every girls dream, to find a guy that jacks off to dudes

haha, you're really trying hard with your implications.

yeah, this dude is kind of cute. I like his eyes, lips and cheeks. I also imagine him being sort of shy.

It’s not rhetorical, why would anyone give an ugly annoying little kid money, to take said ugly kid out on a date? Like why would anyone do that? What about you is special because you obviously have no friends.

I had luck with skinnier physically fit guys most of the time. The unnattractive ones were not often at all.
I am just saying to OP that he is just wasting his time in trying to be an escort to older women and not putting out. Like wtf is that shit.

It’s not a hard reach, if you think this ugly dude is cute then you’re probably not with an attractive woman? Lol

I understand that you’re saying generally these certain people payed you, im saying this kid is annoying and lame and someone who is cool/attractive wouldn’t pay this little queer anything

she also pegs me bud and while that might not be the most prominent feature of her dream, she gets my girthy 7.5 inch dick like a hammer. Her fucking me sort of equalizes tensions.
Luckily she isn't that biased by cultural norms of what is an appropriate fetish.
She knows that the most important thing is satisfaction and not the thing that causes it. Whatever it takes to make me happy, she will do - and whatever it takes to make her happy, I will do - and that is indeed a dream come true :)

I don't know man... A snapchat dog filter? I don't know if females are into complete and utter FAGGOT escorts.

You might not do that, but that doesn't mean others won't. I don't know why you're so mad. Want to talk about it?

I agree with you on this.
He is not trying to convince us of anything on why someone would pay him.

I’m so glad I’ve never met someone who acts like this publicly

Lol so you’re not going to answer.

Don’t you think that there is a reason why you have no friends? What makes you think people from a different social circle are going to, not only accept you but pay for your presence, only to continue paying for you with nothing in return? Like what about you makes that’ seem realistic?

Because I don't have an answer for it. No one needs any special qualities to be an escort, anyone can do it. You seem really... really bitter. Again, if you want to talk about it we can.

Fucking OP is an idiot too.

Youre gonna make $0. People were willing to hear you out but your stubborness and idiocy just shitted this thread.

good luck for all future contacts then!

I probably would be more of a man than you with two cocks in my ass and a nigger dick in my mouth, wearing a pink skirt.

...while you stand there, in heat, disgusted by your own affection to suck cock, repressed, like the daughter of a catholic priest with your miniature version of a penis and a swastika tattoo on the shoulder of your 5'6'' body ...emasculated, turned on and enraged at the same...

Lol you do need special qualities, like be desirable.... youre hard to like bud.

Did anyone read this hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahaha

Uh, YES YOU DO NEED SPECIAL QUALITIES. Youre not going to get around by looks and shit. Not everyone can do it, it does take skill, patience, and a mask of personality to get through it.
What does that user have to be bitter about in and yes, you do need to answer his question because we can get a better grasp of who you are and what you give and offer.
But your market is way too limited and will amount to nothing unless you open up more to dudes too.

“I’m tough because my gf pegs me” hahahahahahahah fucking gf is gross looking tol

You need help.

Sorry, but if you come at someone so aggressively don't expect the other person to respond with the most likable attitude.

Thank you, OP is ugly and delusional

Sounds like her dream, do you tell her you trawl Sup Forums looking for little faggot boys like the op so you can tell them they have nice "feminine features" and you'd pound them? Mark my words faggot some day she'll leave you for a mate she considers a real man and have a family and leave you to jacking off to traps ;)

I don’t care if you have an attitude, when you speak the truth the tone is irrelevant, you’re stupid and you won’t answer a question that should be easy for you to answer, you’re not cute, you’re not smart, you’re not funny, I’m struggling trying to find out what about you is worth giving you money for

Kek

This is how Sup Forums is. Get used to it.

Dude probably doesn’t even have a girl, he’s obviously a little faggot just like op

you're a bad prophet bro ... but glad I could discuss my relationship with you!

Answer his question. What qualities do you have? Why do you think a woman should even give you money?

I’d say he’s a better “prophet” than you, considering the shit you said is gay and the shit he said is logical.

>when you speak the truth the tone is irrelevant

This implies you think your opinion of me is fact... fuck dude how delusional are you? You know nothing about me. I don't want to tell you anything about me either.

OP can’t answer. He’s lazy, friendless and hopeless

I’ve learned plenty through your original post and reply’s

You are not her boyfriend, you are her little faggot puppet she sticks on the end of her strap on, you honestly think she would want a family with that? You are a human fleshlight she will use until she wants a real man

I don't see how his stuff is logical; it's stuffed with so many assumptions that might or might not be true. It's mere speculation, while what I said before he went full retard was just truthful:
We make each other happy and it is not too important how that happens.

Also: you should really try to stimulate your prostate. Feels fucking good. Don't know why anyone would miss out on that.

Omg. Will you answer his damn question? I was a male escort and I am trying to throw whatever help i can.
He is right about tone and youre wrong that "opinion is fact" is truth. wtf. did you take any logic or critical thinking courses?

Even if he’s telling the truth, would you honestly want to be with that type of woman? I mean she can’t be attractive being with some dude like this. Lol

haha, I think you missed the part of her getting fucking railed by my huge cock. The fucking is just mutual.

just do it faggot.

Because it hurts putting things in my ass and my orgasm are fine the normal ways I’ve experienced.

and again that is logical? I think you should put some more effort into thinking, you pretty much derail every time

you gotta be more careful and use lube. Feels fucking good. Yeah, orgasms without prostate stimulation are great but with is yet another nice experience. Don't miss out and practice!

Yea dude we don’t care you’re still very lame and obviously with a horrendous looking woman if she enjoys pegging a fucking loser like you

True, can't imagine her being much of a catch herself, might win first prize at the county fair yes but attractive no

I don't feel like I have any special qualities, that's why I figured I could be an escort.

How do you figure? Have you seen the type of men that like to get pegged and the type of women who like to do it? I’m just saying normally in these situations the people look gross.

Why if I have no desire to do that and I’m not gay

seriouly, why tho

Lol the award for hairiest pig goes to this guys hideous fucking gf

post a pic with no filter please

The reason why I’m annoyed with you is because it does take a special person to make this work. You wouldn’t cut it, you’re better off sucking cock for 20-50 bucks a pop

7.5 isn't huge, it's above average, secondly if that's your justification as to why you've a stable relationship you're doomed. No amount of you fucking her is going to change the fact you are the bitch in the relationship and women don't want a bitch to be head of the household.

Well you do need special qualities like i stated plus the know how of trying to get more money and talking.
If you feel like you have no special qualities, look elsewhere. Even being an escort for older guys will be a bit tough if you say you do not have special qualities.

This

All of you are fucking faggots.
Also, that picture has a snapchat filter over it, post your real face you pussy

oh boy, you really have to compensate something there, right? Why are you so unhappy, bro...

First off: compared to many, I'm not a loser. I'm fucking 6'4'', packing a big dick, got two master degrees, have two companies and ok, a little too fat (~10kg), so I don't feel like I'm a loser at all.
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but the truth is: I am a loser and you are too, for one simple reason: we were not born into billions and have to sell our work to those money overlords who sit in their chair and just buy work with their inheritance.

I think you prediction of the looks of my girls is pretty far off - but your intention obviously is not to talk truth but spew some negative stuff about other people. Sorry, you can't make me feel bad... but I really wish you all the best and that you get over your misery and the implied desire to talk shit about others :*

Also, most women who ARE into shit like this are usually , unattractive, and fuckig slutty. I would not want to be ina relationship with a ugly slutty chick

Get a real job you lazy fuck.