Hi Aussies

Hi Aussies.

Stop it. You may trigger the sensitive Aussies.

DELETE THIS

how many aussies died in the great emu war?

was it 1 million or more?

1 gorillion

All of them. Britain had to send more convicts here to replace them.

thats why half your country is brown

Hello my friend!

>so many dead
>the bodies choked our rivers, stained our landscape red
> we will never ever forget

Feels bad m8

hi

Hey brazil what time is it in the land of fat asses? :3

Hey reddit! I'm outatheloop on this meme ●~● can someone please explain the great emu wars to a fellow bro? Thanks :)

BLIMEY

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Hello Monkey Boy.
Brazilian Caliphate when?

GIBE REPARATIONS

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delet dis

ftfy

Just send us some of those little kids with machine guns to help us

90% of shitposters are Aussies. They are destroying the site.

I hate Australians so god damn much.

How's the War on Fish been working out for you?

Hi.

>anglosphere

A Brazilian?
I thought thats what cunts got.

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Oh, and ask an Austraian that actually worked on an emu farm for a year anything if you want.

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Did it stink?

Did most of the meat get exported?

Fuck the emus

That's your country Pedro

Vegemite is food. Dropbears are real and we'll fight them off for you. Vengeance on emus will come. It will all be okay.

What managerial style did the emus typically utilize?

hey moot, are you on a holiday in NZ? did that girl come with you? are you holding her luggage like a good lad?

How is it like to work for a Emu?

Breakfast.

Nah they dont smell any worse than chickens, and they crap everywhere in huge pens so no poop piles either.
All domestic, the industry was a "fad" one that lasted about 5 years with a single emu being worth $2000 each before the bubble burst.

Kicks to the genitals seemed to keep us in line.
I once spent a week in bed after having my knackers smashed by an emu knee.

Tough but fair, but they arent fussy about what they will try to mount at mating season.

I come from the southern island tasmania and it is a pure wonderful clean place. please go there some time this is my home town and where i grew up. great drinking spots and bush walking 4wheel drives just go ahead book a holiday from smelly brazil

Don't forget all that fuckin incest!

>Tasmania
>pure wonderful and clean

Next big comedian right here