Is this the biggest turd ever birthed?

Is this the biggest turd ever birthed?

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Post webm

ML code pls.

motherless com/127637C

Here you go friend

Just fucking.... how

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8/10 - it's a well known fact Downies are got tier log layers.

Lots of food, my friend.

If you're saying there are bigger turds out there then post them, faggot.

how do i create a shit golem myself ?

Nursefag here
This is not as uncommon as you may think.
No I do not have any photos

Consume a literal tonne of food and mediate in the Himalayas for fifteen years while holding in your turd the entire time. Once you have achieved enlightenment, you will effortless birth the turd golem without destroying your anus, as it will have gained the power to stretch over a metre wide without tearing. Good luck.

>No I do not have any photos
Then why post?

I don't see any photos in this post
Then why post?

I asked first.

Show tits whore

Not him but
>implying there's no male nurses

Bump

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Get lost faggot

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no, this is

kek

Pfft, Andy's turds are small and weak. Check this out.

I actually feel bad for you. I didn't even vote for him, but the fact that someone can be this obsessed over someone is just sad. It's been over a year... let it go...

last time I checked he was still in office

I feel bad for both of you... you are arguing about politics instead of posting massive girl turds. What are you both, gay?

No, OP is.

Triggered, are you?