Why is france so awesome?

Why is france so awesome?

What is awesome ?

what is france ?

looks like op's on strike
or white flagging already

A much better state than USA

You mean gay and full of niggers?
Everytime I have to go to Paris for work is the same shitty smell of cheap perfume everywhere
Why don't you frogs take a bath instead of drowning in perfume to mask your nigger smell?

>Everytime I have to go to Paris

With the power of imagination?

Kek, the naïveté of a minimum wage slave

rekt

Les français vous emmerdent tas de mickey abrutis

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Hey now, the smell was probably piss from the Paris Metro, don't ever say that is le Paris perfume! You bouffon!

Highest taxes in the world
Unfriendly people
Tons of social and religious nonsense
Few beautiful places which are way overpriced
Drugs illegal
Highest price for tobacco on the planet even though one of the biggest producers
Drugs illegal
Public services always on strike
This fucking country...

But we did not elect a Trump ...

White flag nation

This could be germany

Even if most of that is true, it's still sometimes a beautiful country with nice people.
I'm a broke artist, so taxes don't mean much to me.
I'm not a religious guy, so all the religion talk feels like aliens discussing with each other.
Touristy places are overpriced, but in Italy, they make you pay for everything + "city tax" in cash (which can be seen as going to the mafia pocket right away).
Drugs are illegal? Did that ever stop you, asshole? Plus, belgium and holland are just next door and it's much easier to find some there.
The public services are very often on strike, or late...but compared to no public services at all, i'd take that. Plus Uber and other low cost taxis are your best friend.

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Because we've got bitches!

>Highest taxes in the world
Fake
>Unfriendly people
Parisians, which are all retarded and shiteaters
>Tons of social and religious nonsense
The majority of people don't give a fuck
>Few beautiful places which are way overpriced
Fake, you just went to Paris, which is a shithole
>Drugs illegal
Only true thing
>Highest price for tobacco on the planet
Fake
>Public services always on strike
Better than not having anything

c'est quoi le délire des 56% ?

(Omelette du fromage pour tout le monde !)

De quoi tu parles?
(Pain saucisson et vin rouge)

Explique toi
(Chocolatine)

D'où tu les sors, ces 56%?
(Caramel beurre salé)

Nope, you're retarded

France isn't all bad. In fact there's a couple of.decent bits- the roads out of there.

because the people will protest for any reason.
less immigrants? Fuck that protest
more immigrants? fuck that protest

top kek

Because it was ruled by England just long enough to weed out all the shit.

True English francophile here. Love France, it's ace.

HAha U Suck Américan, Why ?
retarded population
King of Junk Food
Elect a Nigga and jinger idiot
Spy the entire world
Suck at democratie
Want everythinks bigger like our body
DRive in for all store because your fucking retard fat body can't walk
Thinking your the best country
ISIS creation
And your mom is a slut

Moi aussi, c'est genial!

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Well yes, but if we didn't have the freedom to do that?

I said I like that, it's fun to watch

no one cares. probably only you think that France is so awesome. but reality is France is big shithole

found the boche

Guys, I have a problem.

My toilet stopped working, and I don't know whats wrong with it, it just won't fill up with water anymore. So I've been shitting and pissing in it hoping it would start working again or I could like pour hot water in it, but that hasn't worked.

Now, a week later, my toilet it full to the brim shit and toilet paper and I'm too embarrassed to call a plumber.

What do I do? Scoop it out in buckets? Where do I put it?

>No mass shootings
>Free health care
>European Union
>Skilled president (or at least not an ego-driven retard)

I shit on your star spangled banner

Nope britfag not German

>infested with brown muslim trash
>awesome
kek

Call a polandball.
Yell free vodka or Kurwa through your window

wrong post

If you put a full bucket of water in it, doesn't the shit and piss go down?

you tell 'jokes' like a german

France don't have a potato President.

You got a few mass shootings each year...you really think your country is much better?

because

Hahaha you fucking wish

kekek

USA is bigger then Europe, yet 10 people die here and you hear about it. 150 die in france and it doesn't even make our headlines

Yeah cause USA doesn't give a fuck about France. You're a good example of that. So stop pretending.

>Paris sucks
>France sucks because Paris=France
kys pls

C'est la part d'américains non blancs je crois

Our potato presidents tweets are more newsworthy then shit happening in France

It's noteworthy when browsing through Sup Forums and seeing posts where people compare their country to USA. It's not a global standard, but most people from USA live content lives

>not an ego-driven retard
>Macron, who qualifies himself as "jupitérien"
Still not as retarded as Trump though

its a better country than the fucking usa

Please. When french threads get created, americans are the first ones coming in to shit on us, and saying "omelette du fromage" and "alluh hakbar, get your migrants out of the way" and shit like that.
You have a much bigger country than us, Josh. No need to feel threatened by our small convenience store.

>not an ego-driven retard
well, i don't know how you'd call a guy hired by the Freemasons...

Nobody gives a fuck about France to be fair, it's practically the Middle East of Europe.

in a thread burdened by this much retardation this comment manages to be the most retarded of them all

i love it too ^^

Which shows your lack of knowledge about Europe in general.

Dude it's your fucking language use "then" and "than" correctly you dilmwit

Ego-driven, but not retard.

It's something

>i don't know how you'd call a guy hired by the Freemasons
>hired by the Freemasons
>the Freemasons
>being this retarded

I was implying that he'd probably be at least ego-driven

Murica on tv is like a movie with Leslie Nielsen, followed by a fucking reallity show named "mass murder saison 5".

Take pop corn and see your country failure over 9000.

We are not descended from mongrel tribes like the Brits and Germans.

France is the worst country in western Europe. The people are pussies and the food fuckin sucks women smell like my arm pits after a good workout and who surrended/lost almost every war in existence. Fuck france

fuck you

agreed

I can deal with that. Every country can deal with that. But that mindfuck of a shitsquirrel Trump...
How dumb must a country be to vote for him ? How can you not see all the mechanics he used to get himself here ?

Don't feed the troll

You misspelled United Kingdom

>denial

fuckin fake

kek you're thinking of Portugal, asshole

> and who surrended/lost almost every war in existence.

Vietnam was a glorious victory
x'D

at least i know english hahahahahhaha
also i dont know if you've heard poor boy
but its a privilege to be fat
ask africa
ask history

topkek france is shit
its full of niggers now

All of this trash could come to the UK under EU open border policy, and people wonder why we told the EU to fuck off.

Oh yeah Trump is an asshole alright...at this time, i don't understand how destitution is not happening yet.
Apart from asswipe parts of america, he pisses everyone off. Even Republicans.

not niggers like that....