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King George and Old England forever edition.

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>northern """people"""

just realised that there are runts who eat their fish and chips with anything other than tartar sauce here

remoulade is pretty peng

Watching Gogglebox

tt is the best but mayonaise is aight as well

great edition this

reminder to vote corbyn to keep /brit/ alive

a vote for may is a killing blow

>tartar sauce

fuck off posho

saw the quote and knew what you were referring to.

love this film, gives me so many feels.

I know cod when I see cod, m8. It's cod.

Also why the fuck wouldn't it be cod?
> ah yes I'll just open a chippy and falsely advertise this fish as being cod, that isn't illegal at all and is definitely worth doing, haha genius
no

can't think of anything better than pulp free orange juice first thing of a morning

...

tartar is the shit

pulp?
what's that?

look at that fucking dog

tartare sauce and lemon are the best condiments

ketchup and vinegar are of course perfectly acceptable but slightly inferior

You are the biggest autist in this general of autists. Why do you insist we use your shit editions and rush to post them before the bump limit?

Everyone here fucking hates you and the ONLY reason you ever get a (You) is because someone thought you were danelad

Neck yourself you pathetic little virgin

>northern cunts would rather eat chips with curry sauce (paki twat) or gravy (LMAO) than tartar sauce

the STATE of northern england

zumo de narjana naturale in spain is perhaps the best drink in the world

Lads I don't know if you noticed it but I've had your backs from day one niggas let's blow this bitch

Studentfag still looking for drink suggestions
or something to do in/around Keele

HP Sauce is the best sauce.
It makes bad cuts of steak decent-tasting.

feel like gays are too sex motivated now
while before it was more candid and nice

big fan of the juche tower desu

Anything good on TV tonight

its what you're going to be when im done with you

I keep seeing this hate symbol, can anybody tell me what it means?

flakes of the fruit in the juice

this

I was on the continent and some how remoulade is just that bit better than tartare even though they're virtually the same thing.

>met a girl who is absolutely minted
>beautiful as fuck
>like her a lot
>likes me a lot
>successful
>unironically drives a green lambo
>loves sex
>so do I

Welp, never saw this happening in my entire life

made a Chad tinder lads, what is a good bio to use?

t. lateposter

.B.J. was a-flyin' one morn'
Over south Louisiana...feeling forlorn
When he looks down below, and what does he see?
Two cajuns pullin' a nigger on ski's!
So he lands, and says, "Thanks for helping your black brother!"
And them two cajuns just looked at each other
And said, "He might be smart, but I'll tell you something..."
"He don't know a thing about alligator huntin'!"

Why is it that every one of these loser gatherings there are always 1-2 cute girls? Never more, never less.

> met some southerners at uni and they didn't know what a sunday roast was
> had never even had gravy before, thought it sounded disgusting

drown yourself in the lake
would heem you little student neet cunt if you dared to even look me in the eye

you're doing it wrong m8

tartar sauce is for the fish, curry sauce and mushy peas are for the chips
gravy has no place in a chippie

t. as northern as they come

looks like my boipucc

youtube.com/watch?v=5w3cYtJekpw

pics of the lambo

What are the best cities in Europe for prostitution?

Did you make a Facebook account or can you use tinder without it now?

live laugh love

because coley and cod lookalikes are cheaper m8, but cod has business appeal.

whose going to stop them as well? the fish inspector?

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Did daddy Princess a lambo awwww

Why is everyone so fat

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>curry sauce and MUSHY PEAS
HOWLING

lasted 4 seconds
Probably around 50th percentile in this thread

like my chips smothered in gravy and chicken salt thanks

stand for america lads

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moany, ARROGANT students

you can upload pics direct to tinder so the only link to your Facebook is your age and name

Prague (or so I've heard)

Hold on, they're on my phone
Nope, she got it all herself

high, drinking gin and tonic, watching early peep show

not sure it gets better than this

I don't make new threads because I'm not a fucking autist GAGGING for attention

Go outside you little freak

La Jonquera
amsterdam
germany has bomb brothels
eastern europe too
Prague is fine

vintage

>he doesn't have his mushy peas in a tub on the side and his curry sauce all over his chips
state of you m8

can't wait for mummy may to pull ther plug on the internet

k

Fish
Chips
Mushy peas
Tartare sauce/Mayo

It's the only correct way to eat it

>Tfw from birmingham
>tfw have chilli mayo on the chips
>tfw not many places do tartare
>tfw can also get masala fish

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>hen parties
>WOOOO WE'RE JUST AS CRAZY AS MEN WOOOOO
>drinks 3 ciders
>pukes all over the sidewalk
fucking STATE of women

*considers letting a Brit make the next thread*

hmmm shan't

>NATALIE

das it

>the fish inspector?
well yes actually, from the food standards agency.

please carry on thinking that everywhere you see cod on the menu it's actually fake though, bizarro little twerp.

I have never known the touch of a woman lads

I'd fuck the shit out of that chinky (if she is 18 of course)

Peas, pie, pudding, chips and rye ee eye ee ice

Veg is going everywhere

Mum WON'T be happy haha

LMAO

>the fish inspectors going to come and tell what genus this slab of fish flesh is

lol

lads absolutely PIVOTAL poll pls vote

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>das
Jog on misc

1

the state of those toenails
christ

Germany (any city)
When I was in Stuttgart I walked into a brothel just off the main shopping high street
Walk up and down the corridors until you find a girl you like, 30 euros for a cheeky suck and fuck
Wrong, I tried there briefly and struggled. So many better places
Why can't yanks keep silent about a topic they have NO CLUE about?

Fucking hell your feet are worse than the ogre hand on Sup Forums

if this happens i might go full mentalist desu
or maybe just fuck off to somewhere in the mainland if i still can

listening to rise against the machine

she's a small child.

inside

hate Indian food
hate Paki food
love Chinese food

simple as

is she 18? would prefer the on on the left actually (if she is 18)

>Germany
>30 euros for a cheeky suck and fuck
Cool m8, got any more made up stories for us?

bent twat i know clearly wants my arse
ngl hes not bad looking and it doesnt show that hes a poof but i dont know...

THE STATE OF THAT YANK

cheers lads chinese it is

need to kill myself

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So how is she loaded

crying

>UKIP annihilated
>Le Pen annihilated
>Trump impeached
2017 is shaping up to be a GOOD year, lads

in frankfurt its 25 euro for a 15 minutes session (bj + sex)

Unironically the worst post I've ever read

You ain't got a fucking clue you braindead yank
stay in your lane