Be me

>be me
>24yo femanon
>meet guy off tinder
>he's super cute
>possiblebf.jpeg
>walk into local wetherspoons and order a drink
>text him and tell him i'm at the bar
>a large older man approaches me
>"hi .. user?"
>looks nothing like his photos
>make awkward small talk
>want to leave
>"well this has been great, but i probably shouldn't have anything more to drink!"
>"ho ho... straight to business!"
>he winks at me
>downs his pint
>"i'm parked just across the street"
>panic
>go back to his place
>have sex with him because i hate saying no to people
>mfw

Well at least it's Wetherspoons and not McDonald's this time.

You do understand this behavior is responsible for a lot of evil in this world do you not?

no it isnt

Wanna do anal?

It's back!
Happy times ahead!

i dont like anal

That wasn't a no.

Same pic every day and the stories gets worse

Or the dumpster
Still WS is cheap as fuck

Brilliant in its complexity
yet complex in its simplicity

I'm just looking for sympathy and counsel . It's hard out there

Then get a life and stop pretending to ne female + Making stories up.

Which is your local Wetherspoons?

Is this the same chick that was worried about what two other dudes were saying about her yesterday? If so man you're pathetic to be demanding this much attention from strangers who frequent Sup Forums. Also tits or gtfo.

Omg here we go. Didn't we talk yesterday about not having sex with random dudes. You want a Bf stop doing that.

She also claimed to fuck with mcdonalds Worker in their lunch break between the dumpsters

i didnt want to have sex with him. i panicked

E17

Yours?

and the natural reflex is having sex with him, understandable, not

She got a free medium meal out of it. Not a bad deal

Well you have to stop panicking like that. Some of us really like your posts but I feel terrible for you. I'd stop with tinder because it's probably giving guys the idea that you want a quick lay.

it's just hard to assert yourself when a guy is flirting with you

Much further north.

Oh my fucking sides!

Can you stop bumping your shitty troll thread? No one cares anymore

Don't you just drop your pants when you panic?

Lol if it's any consolation I feel bad for you...
If you want to talk to a non asshole Kik me rorick814

"flirting" fuck off, seems like you'd have sex with a guy because he said hi to you

That was helpful...

that means he raped you

1 BTC to first person that gets trips.

Stop being such a faggot op

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kek

Right... You knw that if you weren't a cock worshipping whore you would be able to control the men that flirt with you right? Enjoy licking the smegma off of every fat chode you encounter if you cant get any self control.

Hmm. Well I guess this thread is better than the Childlike Empress bitching about atheism.

>femanon
tits or gtfo

Sorry. Sheffield.

i dont worship cock. i just want a qt bf but all men seems to just want to use me

i consented. i just wish he didn't want to

So stop letting them you dumb cunt

Wow you must really hate yourself to fuck a sexual predator from Tinder.

die you bitch, sick of your sex stories u fuck

Tits or GTFO and pronto!

i guess

i think i'd hate myself less if i had a qt bf

>all men seems to just want to use me
>Which is why I let the
are you by any chance retarded?

im a britbong, ill be ur qt bf

stupid hole

if i dont they wont give me the time of day

>m'lady
>im not like your usual mean asshole, im a gentleman!
>pls respond on kik

And this is why women always were and always will be inferior. Kek.

probably because you're a slag who fucks strangers at 24 years old.

Wanna play the rape game, user?

im not a slag. im looking for romance

i really know that feel

Dude I have no interest, she lives in another country and it doesn't sound like she has any self esteem. Of she's real she needs help stop being such a tool

I'll throw my hat into the ring. You sound like a complete mentalist, but why change my dating habits of a lifetime.

look, if you fuck in the first date you're not gonna get romance, sorry.

So definitely retarded.

then why do boys always want to fuck on the first date

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they're not looking for romance, they just want to fuck. That's how a lot fo men are, sorry.

kys larp
tits or gtfo

>im your knight in shining fedora!
>i will rescue you, my sweet princess
>pls respond

roll

Being a white knight used to be considered noble in feudal times, you're lucky that pussy has no standard these days.

Just don't take her to McDonald's. She'll fuck the janitor behind the dumpster

Because you are just a quick fuck to them, a one night stand. And it seems that's what you'll always be.
Congratulations.

Whoever OP is, anyone who frequents Wetherspoons is fine by me.

anything to please m'lady

I was on a date. I don't randomly fuck McDonalds workersd

Why not? You'd be making yourself useful.

i highly doubt that in feudal times, anyone would be nice to some whore who fucks strangers.

you are beta even by medieval standards.

What can I say, I respect the pussy.

oh look it's this thread again

Tits or gtfo slag

Where in Britland do you reside?

Kik?

rollerino

It wasn't a date. He took his lunch break and smashed you out

Are you actually having a new tinder date every day?

What's with all these fake "femanon" post lately?

Pretty standard whore fare if you ask me. How much did you profit from the entire event?

yeah. there's a lot of guys around

People acting out their fantasy of being degraded by men in threads.

we had a meal, pleasant conversation and made love. how is that not a date?

tits or gtfo

newfags, newfags everywhere

Getting shagged in the disabled toilets doesnt count as making love

I think we all know it's bait, but it's entertaining bait

Should add one more!

Fucking kek!

Disabled toilets would have been an upgrade

Okay, well then assuming you're not a troll for a hot minute: Maybe don't date THAT many guys, be a bit more picky and stop fucking all of your dates. You're just gonna gain a reputation as a slut and I can assure you your future cutie bf definitely isn't looking for that.

Now tits and timestamp

sad but true

Witnessed

we kissed too