/mlb/ general - Apologize Edition

DET:Verlander fans 10 in Tigers' Opening Day win
CLE:Corey Kluber (blister) expected to start Sun.
DET:Justin Upton day-to-day with knee contusion
MLW:Counsell: Guerra (calf) out at least 6 weeks
SEA:Felix Hernandez (groin) questionable for Sat?
STL:Lynn open to extension talks with Cardinals
MLW:Thames out of Brewers' lineup on Tuesday
TB:Souza hitting leadoff for Rays on Tuesday
CHC:Zobrist not in Tuesday's lineup vs. Cardinals
NYM:Seth Lugo (elbow) has 'slight' tear of UCL
OAK:Santiago Casilla gets first save for Oakland
CLE:Corey Kluber dealt with blister issue Monday

first for yankees

>blocks your ground ball

CUBS!

Second for Harper 2 NY

Injuns senpaitachi

White Sox will go .500.

I don't want to pay for that contract but I would really really love me some manny machado.. and besides.. chase headley needs to go

>Verlander fans 10 in Tigers' Opening Day win
You are now remembering how right Kate Upton was about that Cy Young vote.

You are now feeling that feel that no woman will ever stand up for you at your job like that.

S T R O S

Mariners!

Even Upton knew Memecello didn't deserve it lol

Daily reminder that beating the _____ is equivalent to winning the WS for ___ fans

Braves, Mets.

>tfw white sox fan
Spring training was fun watching all the young guys and potential futures playing their hearts out. It's all downhill from here.

spread, Pete rose

Just enjoy the suffering. Become a masochist. Cut yourself for fun.

Eh, they're both great but Harper is going to be a first ballot hall of famer and I don't know about Machado doing the same. Yes he's going to cost way too much but Harper can attract other players to join him and change the culture around the team too if they aren't contending by the time he's a FA

beating the piss test, jake arrieta

Look at the bright side, you scored two runs in April against Verlander. For you guys that's about 2 runs more that usual.

Cardinals

d
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familia

There's nothing to enjoy though. It's a loyalty to the team thing through thick and thin and right now it is thinner than twine.

How is Harper going to attract players and change the culture of any team (he hasn't done it in Washington)? His own team hates him and he got his ass kicked by a teammate last year. Plus he doesn't know what a warning track is

good points and I almost agree except that I think harper's attitude won't be accepted by joe (if he continues on managing after this year) and the front office. plus, this is dumb but as a yankee loyalist I like it- will harper obey the hair policy? lol I read before that jenny steinbrenner really scolds players for that and girardi takes no shit either when it comes to that

>Tardinals have a 100% win percentage
>Brewers have a 0% win percentage

Make some enjoyment in just being there. Enjoy the fact you have a baseball team to watch.

lol at asstro fags thinking they are better than the rangers hahaha most delusional fanbase here

At least it's not dental floss?

wife/gf, Chapman/Famiglia

who?

>fenway existed before ww2

>p-please pay attention to me, /mlb/

Fenway should be torn down since it's a public safety risk

I predict the Rangers to be the equivalent of the 2001 Seattle Mariners this season.

>How is Harper going to attract players and change the culture of any team (he hasn't done it in Washington)?
Bryce is a winner.
>His own team hates him
You've never been in the clubhouse.
>and he got his ass kicked by a teammate last year.
It was premeditated assault. Jonathan should be lucky Bryce didn't press charges.
>Plus he doesn't know what a warning track is
Do you really think an MVP MLB player doesn't know what a warning track is? You are such a clown.

I want the Astros to fuck off back to the no fun league, they don't belong here.

And why the hell were the Brewers allowed to switch?

Bottom of the 9th, Utley up to bat

Cameden Yards should be also because the city might have another chimpout.

Both fair points. There is still some young guys to watch ans hope for. May, Asche, Anderson among others. Still won't have the intrigue of ST with all those other young guys (to me at least) but baseball is indeed back on the south side.

REEEEEE FUCK OFF

AL West Predictions

Angels 98-64
Rags 90-72
Memenirs 82-82
Shitstros 78-84
Fagletics 68-94

That's Padres territory

>Do you really think an MVP MLB player doesn't know what a warning track is?

0 people died in the Baltimore riots, how many Massholes got rekt during the marathon?

There is nothing wrong with being gay.

Failures?

Astros 98-64
Angels 81-81
Memes 81-81
Rags 81-91
Pathetics 10-152

122 wins and nothing to show for it.

Right now, he's on the >Nats. It's unfair to judge him and say he can't lead a team when the team that he's stuck on now is infamous for choking and generally being bad, and I don't know why you think his teammates hate him.
They aren't going to pay him as much as they will if they're just going to give him crap over his hair

>82-82

*doesn't block your postseason aspirations*

>tfw undefeated

have you even seen the angels lineup/rotation? mike trout is god, but even he can't carry those shitters out of mediocrity

angles of analslime win a max of 83 games this year

How big is the 'interstate highway' Dodgers-Angels rivalry?

is it like the Subway series here in new york, hyped up and incredibly expensive to get seats?

Astros 92-70
Rangers 91-71
Athletics 81-81
Angels 55-107
Mariners 0-126

Okay except for the angels at top
Even worse assuming its from a Houston fag it makes sense why it's bad

Sorry.

81-81

Angels Stadium doesn't fill up. ... Every time.

oh so the mariners are so bad they're cancelling their season early?

Switch Rangers and Astros and this is best one so far. Astros are pretty much incapable of having a better record than the rangers

you got the joke. you're a smart one!

tbf to the Dodgers fans, going to the game violates their parole

Anaheim doesn't care about the Doyers. and they're especially pissed with the team name change.

My Angels are gonna be pretty bad this year.

So how much do you think we could get for Trout?

Will trout still win the mvp when the angels go 55-127?

I'll give you the entirety of the Chicago White Sox, just for Trout.

IMPEACH TRUMP

Mike

RANK THE CALIFORNIA TEAMS BY RELEVANCE

1) Dodgers
2) Angels
3) Padres
.......
999999) Jokeland
9999999999999999999999999) Jints

I think we'll pass

can't wait for some free wins next week
I love facing the lillies

You're just crying for attention.

You're in the city with the Chicago Cubs, dump the Sox and cheer for winners. Fag.

Jints
Dodgers
Angels
A's
padres

>lugo has a UCL tear cause of pitching in world meme classic

god damn it

I thought us Barves were free wins?

who /162-0/ here?

Dodgers
Dodgers little brother
Dodgers closest rival
Dodgers stomping ground
Pathetics

Is this why people don't go?

Who has the worse tv announcers: Yankees or Rays? I've decided I'm going to watch their game.

that's actually my name. what's up?

Is that from the Department of Justice or Homeland Security?

Wait uh sekkond...

>Waituhsekkind Jawbuh.... Waituhsekkind Alecks.... Wuts Jawbuhs ERA dis year?

Yanks

You guys went to the 7th inning scoreless vs. the barfs. Can't wait to go yard on whichever pitchers are healthy next week.

Sure it has nothing to do with his awful mechanics

>jokeland
implying they won't be going to LV in a few years lol

75041012
>switching teams
>ever

Bad bait, you don't even get a you

2017 AL ERA Leaders predictions:

1. Verlander 2.83
2. Sale 2.98
3. Archer 3.10
4. Stroman 3.14
5. Keuchel 3.17

Yankees announcers really aren't that bad. I've heard a lot worse

Do you guys think my Angels can crack .500?

I want nothing to do with that Michael Kay.

...

Nope. You couldn't even crack .333.

>Archer
>Stroman
>Keuchel

if they do, give Trout MVP 4 lyfe

Doesn't California baseball just revolve around the Dodgers?

>implying we like facing freddie freeman

Michael Kay is good at being overly professional and nothing else. Everyone else on the broadcast is better than him. I love Cone for example.

And Rick Porcello wins the Cy Young again.

at least they could get some use out of him instead of being dead before the season starts