Tfw drafted

>tfw drafted
>can go to prison if i don't show up
any fellow 3rd world Sup Forumss here?

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Best days of your life, enjoy them

no man i'm being sent to malmo i can feel it. i don't want to die

RIP

I'll bash one out to Helle Thorning-Schmidt in your memory user.

military service is fun

you can get Asyl for that here, like all the niggers from Eritrea do

You have no true feeling of conscription.

catch 22
claim of insanity to be relieved of military duty proves sanity

>Forced military service
Do you have to call your politicians "milord" too?

Military service isn't that bad really. Sure it sucks when you've stood sentry in freezing weather for hours, knowing good and well there's nobody coming down that road untill dawn anyway, but the memory still makes it worth it.

I wish they'd sent me an invitation to rehearsal training already. It's been almost seven fucking years already and I need my irl spurdoing fix.

Thank you for all your surplus
BW surplus is the best /out/ gear

You're welcome. BW surplus is really good, and Flecktarn is without doubt perfect

>go to the draft medical examination
>say I had some blue cylinders put in my ears when I was like 4 or 5 years old
>they do some tests
>tell me I am disqualified and can't be conscripted
>everyone in college told me I was lucky because it was boring and that they spent 8 of the 11 months sweeping floors and doing pushups
tfw conflicted feelings

>Want to move to Finland for a year
>Won't even get drafted

why even live finfriends

Danes, Swedes, Estonians, Fins.

Conscript flags are neat flags.

Tf, just do the time bro. I've seen how cushy your guys' prisons are.

A мeня в apмию нe пpизoвyт, пoтoмy чтo y мeня инвaлиднocть пo шизoфpeнии.

;_;
Feels bad man

Are you going to pay for my benefits then when I can't get a job?

You won't go to jail you dumbwit. Just apply to work at a museum for 6 months and you're finished

Said nothing about that in the mail, just that if I didn't meet up I could end up in jail or get fined

Wish we had a draft tbqh

So meet up, say you don't want to go to the military for conscience reasons, find a cultural institution to work at and you don't have to go to the military.
Militærnægter du, tag at google det!

Its not bad.

this. I had to drive retarded and disabled people with the jeep. I worked for 4 hours for 5k/month

hahahahahah vi seeeeees bromands, træk et frinummer her, lær at være heldig din lille jyde gris

>tfw you will never get to feel the military again
Enjoy it while you can, lad. It's only a short period of your life but you might truly find yourself there and see what you are made of.

AAAAAAMUJA

Oh stfu you fag it's like 2 months

>tfw i want to join the Légion Étrangere but they'll probably turn me down for something stupid

Oh like idk.. that you're not french?

Don't be in bad shape and have a good reason.
Not an issue.

what is a good reason to them desu

yeah, it must be fun as fuck when you're not really doing anything, i have to show up next year and i'm fucking scared

>scared of being drafted into a military with no deployments for at most a year
>afraid of going to danish prison
jesus you folks really need conscription
I really hope they haze conscripts

DON'T FEAR THE REAPER
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Are you a doormat that's also capable of doing pullups

Yh I know but why the fuck would he do that? I imagine Only people from third world countries would wanna join because they wanna apply for citizenship after serving for a couple of years

>tfw got denied because i was 5kg overweight
Fucking bullshit,i even offered the midget director to return next month after losing weight,but that bitch was like nah son you see next year.
Why are women allowed in the military

I recall reading that yeah, the foreign legion takes in mostly desperate third worlders or former soldiers looking for a lateral career move

we don't relaly have conscruptiuon only indoctironatio ninto femism

>jordanian education

reported for underage

>Jewish attention span

Also pls don't reply to me ever again

>Oh like idk.. that you're not french
You should study more since you have access to the internet

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middle eastern tard rage is a strange sight to behold indeed

Pfft I'm going back to /bant/ this board is just not fun at all anymore

bye shitty frogposter

Hug me daddy

JUST

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Especially with, you know, recent events in Korea.

None since 1973. :^)

im seri, i lub u sun, bit its ober

*hangs up distressed*

It all depends on Russia, there is still a chance! You could also join the French Foreign Legion to get the military fix if you have no friends and shitty relatives.

I wouldn't even call Vietnam conscription really conscription
if you graduate bottom tier of your class than you get drafted, and chances are you won't do much good in your life anyway
if you are going to college, they make you run through a 4 weeks training course so they have a semi trained NCO corps
other than that, nobody force you to join

The Vietnam draft was in fact much less extensive than the Korean War draft and most of the people protesting it were college kiddies who weren't going to be drafted anyway.

I just had to march two hours in just one morning and that was it. Then I waited to get my papers.

>Implying in this case all finlanders wouldn't die from MLRS salvos in a matter of week

There is a conscription of sorts. Every male when he turns 18 has to register at the nearest junta, you may or may not be drafted. Most people aren't but they take the darker kids that look like they might be involved or will be involved in crime to give them a dose of discipline.

Good luck taking pot shots at endless woods in hopes of hitting something:D

I will join the army tomorrow. I want to commit suicide.

>russian tech
>working

Cute. We all know most of your gear was obsolete 50 years ago.

Hopefully Kim Jong Un will speed your death up.

Korean user don't do it desu

At least South Korea actually has a legitimate enemy and raison d'etre for conscription. Denmark has literally nothing.

>that butthurt

>that comeback

W2c flektarm jacke?

Bruh, where you at?

Arent you aupposed to go every sunday to maech or pick uo trash?

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>tfw c-papers
>tfw despised by your countrymen for "not doing your duty as a finnish man"

Feels great desu, finland can go fuck itself.

Damn, there are some cheap af jackets in milsurp, i thought this was a /fa/ meme

Why would Denmark have a conscription?
If I don't show up I'm going to prison too and I won't be able to get my Romanian passport and get out of this shithole. And I have to serve almost 3 fucking years.

Israel seems to be a comfy country?

This map is wrong - conscription is possible in the event of an emergency in the Netherlands, Hell, I even received a letter prior to turning 18 that, should an emergency emerge, I could be drafted.

He's lying, no one is drafted in Denmark atm because we have so many volunteers.

Yes we have conscription too.

It was shit.
How much of lifetime do they steal in DK? Here it's 6 months.

>c-babers
Same, except I feel worthless for it.

Exactly how would you die bro? When was the last time Denmark was at war?

>It was shit.
You can work the rest of your life, it was fun

t. Gebirgsjäger

Can Bundeswehr coup Merkel or Schulz?

>Can Bundeswehr coup Merkel or Schulz?
no.

Wehrmacht would have BTFOed Merkel

Unfortunate. I think military coup would be Germany's only hope at this point. AfD has no hope of winning.

>israel
>comfy
pick one.

>weather is shit
>population is retarded
>jews
>arabs
>laws are retarded
>everything is too fucking expensive
>wages are too low
>16 years of brainwashing systems
I really want to kill myself but there is hope, one day I will be free.

If your German Jew you can go back to Germany I think. Though Germany is also brainwashed multikulti shithole, but perhaps better than Israel.

you forgot
>ultra orthodox chimping out and rioting if they see anyone working on sabbath

>get conscription letter frrom ZOG

>go to the registration office

Tell them out in a firm solied voice

THIS FAMILY SERVES NO KIKES OR COMMIES

>avoid being conscripted
>immigrate to USA and work and study while polak conscript jackoffs are treated like shit by leftist bolsheviks in the military.

AHAHAHAH thats how a REAL MAN does it.

danish fuck boy

Can't you get out of it by fucking around during the examination? I'm from Sweden and was born in the late 90s, so I wasn't called in at all since I was too young for the old system and too old for the new system, but you could always easily get out of it by for example answering "I don't know" to all questions and stuff like that.

>go to kutsunnat
>I have back pains and social anxiety t. me
>receive c paper's

Will the Marines save the USA from becoming a Sudacaland?

I'm not even jewish and that's why it even worse.
As soon as I'm out of the army I'm gonna move back to europe, where I belong.

Our military if full of sudacas actually.

>Our military if full of sudacas actually.
ours if full of Russians, so there is still hope

>conscripts can be policeman
>conscripts can be sergeants
>conscripts can be officers
lmao

you and your tribesman going to take a hike to yurope whether you like it or not schlomo

Palestine is about to be given the "right of return"

>840$
ahahahahahahaha

>schlomo
I just said I'm not jewish you retarded pole.
I dont give a fuck about politics here desu they can kill each other they can even nuke each other I'm out of here in a year or two.

how to visit Israel if my passport can't go there?