Team Sports

Any of you pudgy autistic neckbeards ever actually step outside and physically interact with other human beings?

Primary school teacher here:
>kids that DON'T do team sports - guaranteed to turn into fat lazy vidya playing shutins

not politics

Why would you admit to being a primary school teacher on Sup Forums? That's like asking to get v& and bullied.

NAPPY

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>synchronized drowning team

Hoes

I always preferred 1v1 sports.

hahahaha

>child obesity and the lack of social interaction isn't a topic to be discussed as current affairs on an Angolan Scrimshaw imageboard

Because I'm not a fat, bearded millennial who lives in my parent's basement.

Yeah, but there is a need for that social interaction as well as the competition.

>Those names

Gotta love niggers

I like doing team activities, but I just don't enjoy team sports as much.

can confirm
i played basketball in 3rd grade and im just a lazy vidya playing shutin

>team activities
Such as?

I regularly do survival games with mates I met in the air force cadets.
We get dropped in a random environment (usually bush land) and have to navigate to check points and complete a series of objectives.

I played football, and was a captain on my track and field team and was one of the top 3 points scorers for the team.

I am now a fat and lazy shutin that drinks alone and hates the world.

Team sports redpill the shit out of you, because you realize 99% of the world is physically unfit to live.

What was that teacher's subject? shitposting?

because you would make him so proud right now

All these women are fucking disgusting.

>Team sports
>Not 1v1 IRL

Weak aussie cunts need a mob.

Sports are fucking gay. I work out 6 days a week, and I'm in great shape. You don't need to throw a ball around to learn how to not be a piece of shit.

Can confirm what the roo says, got a limping leg since i am 11 years old because an accident, was never allowed to join sports class in schoon and turned into a vidya playing chubster.

Later on i went to the gym and exercised and socialized there, now i am pretty buff and like interacting with people. Not exactly a team sport, but after a while i made some friends at the gym.

I still like playing vidya though

Like rogaining? Breddy cool - did that and orienteering when I was at school. Gud fun.

>Team sports redpill the shit out of you, because you realize 99% of the world is physically unfit to live.
Actually not that far from the truth твн

Cheers phamalama

>You don't need to throw a ball around to learn how to not be a piece of shit.
Says the guy who lifts different weight over and over again....

I wrestled, which is the best sport that exists except for maybe boxing.

Playing sports as a child helped me understand how much I don't like other people and was an active part in turning me into a shut-in.

>be me
>played compulsory team sports all through school
>made state/district teams in a couple of sports
>played state schoolboys nationals in rugby
>carried on playing sports after leaving school
indoor 5-a-side soccer, netball (helping out a m8's missus with numbers), cricket etc.
>mainly socialising and meeting people rather than being competitive
>keep up fitness and NOT turn into a tub-o-lard
>absolutely hammered several very level-headed chicks on a regular basis on the court and in bed that I met doing said sports
>tailed off when marriage/and then kids arrived (less time to go to the pub after the game etc.)
>make kids do team sports each season, coach respective teams when I have time and inclination, if not have some level of involvement
>join local softball team, play kinda competitively but mostly it's socialising - have good shits and giggles with the team on and off the diamond
>kids growing up being fairly well adjusted socially, one of the reasons is them doing teamsports.

I was the varsity soccer captain and took it upon myself to try to recruit and motivate people. Really opened my eyes to how lazy and retarded people are. I can relate

My football team had over 100 kids on it. A new coach came in and actually made motherfuckers run sprints. The number dropped below 50.

kek Yeah we had a similar issue. 50 showed up at the first practice, 30 the next and lowered to 20-25 was pretty typical. Our coach always picked on the fatties forcing them to either quit or run entire practices. The 2 or 3 I saw actually stick with it really turned their lives around desu

Babies fucking float on water without doing anything

>While 40 percent of white children were found to have low or no swimming ability, the same was true for nearly 70 percent of black children, according to a recent survey by USA Swimming, the governing body of competitive swimming in the United States. Latino children also lag behind in their swimming levels, with 58 percent at low or no swimming ability.

They also changed the title to be more PC

There plenty of interaction and socializing in MMA. We train together and point out each other's mistakes. Plus there's no better sport than sport fighting which makes you use everything you have

football all 4 years of highschool

>Any of you...

>Primary school teacher here:
>kids that DON'T
>kids

Nope, this is a classic aussie shitpost and you can fuck right off, you stupid faggot.

I regret playing though since it really fucked up my knee

>that feeling when high school has a swimming requirement to graduate
>the only 2 black kids that were within a year of me both moved somewhere else to finish high school because they couldn't swim

I cant either I mean I can move around but I can't really swim

>high school has a swimming requirement to graduate
wtf....

>Red pen ≠ shitpost

Sounds like a good way to separate wheat from chaff твн

>it's another anecdotal evidence thread

Boxer here, I have zero issues with physical activity but I could never get into team sports because of my personality. Not everyone is meant to be on a team, some people just function better on their own.

We live on an island with lots of commercial fishing so requiring people to learn to swim is pretty important. Also it keeps black people away. It's a win-win really

I was on my school's rugby and fencing teams and now I'm a fat lazy vidya playing shutin

What now faggot

more importantly, the thread doesn't bring an argument

>went to athletic school
>consantly being put in teams by teachers amongst kids that hated me, which was basically everyone
>not so bad physically, but really bad with team interaction
>get bullied and targeted for every team mistake
>during a football match one guy from my own team constantly kicks me under
>teachers acting like hes not seeing anything, mostly because he didnt like me as well (that is to say, people didnt like me beacuse i was autistic annoying aspergers shit, so its understandable)
>get bruised
>teachers say its my own fault
>get psychotic rage
>throw chairs at bully
>see blood, get dragged out by teachers
>end up in a mental asylum for kids for two months

i guess i rather wont try playing team sport again, hue

It seems you even brought an argument right here, pretty good

Third from left has a nice smile, I'd probably smash. Don't worry, no Aryan genes would be going to waste, I'm half-beaner, half-Irish.

In fact, you all would probably be better off since I'd be smashing that instead of my pure-bred German wife. Her mom's name is Krause and her father's is Frank, she's that German, and we have two kids together. Sorry, Sup Forums. Couldn't help myself. If it makes you feel any better, I pledge my life and the lives of my two sons to fight the dark hordes when the great race war comes.

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How the fuck do people not learn to swim? I'm legitimately curious. Recreation aside: it could potentially save your life. It's like learning the golden rules of firearms, even if you never own one as a kid. My dad was totally anti gun and only had a BB gun locked in his closet when I was a kid, yet I knew the basics like "don't ever point at anything you aren't willing to destroy". How the fuck aren't the basics of swimming taught to every child? "Hey, lay flat and take long, calm strokes towards your destination"?

What the fuck?

thank you for valuable thread input ameribro


seriously tho what the fuck i s your thought process

Numerals observed.

Granted my OP was mostly shitstirring but my greentext does present an argument.

If it wasn't a meal time and I cba I'd cite you some stuff.

Get your kid to play tennis or golf. Both rich people sport.

>Any of you pudgy autistic neckbeards ever actually step outside and physically interact with other human beings?

If you're arguing that kids should do team sports nobody here is disagreeing with you. Perhaps you should present this topic to the tumbler crowd which would match your description better

But I do.
I'm a high rise manager, my job is literally dealing with humans. I also group and partner dance and I'm in a small traditional fencing league. Furthermore, I contact random chicks on Facebook and see where it gets us.
I have a fuckload of interaction with people, and this allows me to say that it's fucking abysmal. People are retarded, degenerated pieces of shit, I actually thought better of them when I didn't interact that much with them.
We all deserve to be nuked, we don't have anything in life anymore besides consumerist culture and degenerate Jewish morals.

youre imposing a standart of posting that makes your suggestion seem grotesquely naive

you're right. Calling them neckbeards would offend them because you'd be implying that they're men. How dare you not learn their/xirs/etc. pronouns

Holy shit nip bantz outta this world

what? no
i was talking about people posting and directing their posts towards exact and specific audience that desires viewing the subject

nice reading what you want to read tho

>used to play rugby until i pulled my groin powerlifting
>used to train MMA and fight amateur until i realised i preferred not getting choked unconscious in training by thug brazillians even though i speak portuguese
>used to powerlift until i fucked my wrists up in 2013 and had an internal hemorrhoid

now i just lift weights and eat a reasonable diet

Well, my thought process is that the first-world was built by White people and no one else. Sure, the lesser races participated with their manual labor to an extent, but we shitskins are more inclined toward violence and mediocrity. There's a certain threshhold of shittiness where advanced civilization just collapses. The poor, minority neighborhoods of the US are propped up by the surrounding White civilization. Without Whites, they would be living in the same conditions as their closest biological relatives in their home countries, and indeed that's what their neighborhoods look like.

Anyway, I see all the envious shitskins around the world eyeballing the Anglosphere, demanding their entry so that Whites can atone for their past "transgressions". Fuck them. I'm going to protect my slice of the pie instead of share it with the billions of hungry mouths around the world who would come here if we let them.

And as far as tainting my wife's bloodline, well, that fine ass was calling me and I couldn't resist busting a deep nut in it. The best I can do is pledge my life to fight against the shitty progressives that wish to end the first-world entirely. If I survive these events, then maybe I'll at least be able to live in my little corner unperturbed and my children will look White enough to join any White civilization that rises from the ashes.

No, you can fuck off. It is literally impossible to play any team sports as a kid when your shitty "teammates" try to fuck you up pourposedly to make you stop playing.
I didnt notice back then because I thought that I just was bad at it (soccer) and I generally was a stupid kid.
If you're a really a teacher please look out for this stuff.

>kids that DON'T do team sports - guaranteed to turn into fat lazy vidya playing shutins

I played numerous team sports growing up and was one of the best players on my team. I turned into a fat lazy vidya player

lol ye but who cares man

>If you're arguing that kids should do team sports nobody here is disagreeing with you.
Have had quite a few disagreements actually.

>People are retarded, degenerated pieces of shit, I actually thought better of them when I didn't interact that much with them.
Except you, of course.

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>My bait thread is politically relevant. Look how I bend over backwards to explain it.

Or you could just make a real thread.

>Or you could just make a real thread.
Do you even know where you are?