Muslim player scores a goal

>Muslim player scores a goal
>celebrates kissing the grass

>Argentinian scores a goal
>celebrates by kissing his hand

>Billy Bob from Tennessee scores a goal
>Celebrates by kissing his sister

>Be arab league
>Both sides do this
>They can't see how they're being pricks by asking God to do two things that contradict eachother

Ya, that happens all the time in Ligue 1

LMAO BRUH NOOOO CHILL

DAE LE ISLAMIC EUROPE XDD

kys nig

t.Hans-Jawad Abdüllah

Scores a touchdown*

they are not asking you dumb cunt they are thanking god.

Never said all Europeans were Muslim, but a large majority of football players in Ligue 1 are, lot of people from the colonies

turns left*

>Lee Dong scores a goal
>Parents sell sister into slavery

why so triggered, cletus?

Don't you have some children to gas?

>American banters back
>LEL SO TRIGGERED XDD
Neck yourself negro

sexual slavery is not a joke m8, you try to be edgy but you look retarded and upset

It's just banter, mestizo friend.

I don't think he was being facetious / trying to make a meme. Ligue 1 has to be at least 50% Muslim

>white player scores a goal
>dabs

PAPISTS ON DAMAGE CONTROL

>NFL player scores a touchdown
>penalized 15 yards for not marching straight back to the bench

>Colombian player scores an own goal
>gets shot

>colombian player scores a goal
>dances

>English player scores a goa-

Never mind

>Christian player scores a touchdown
>Genuflects
Based

>mexican player scores
>points to the sky and mumbles

>muslim scores
>rubs his face with his hands then looks up to the sky

this 2bh

>Christian player scores a goal
>celebrates by blessing himself

why

>Muslim player scores a goal
>All of the Muslim players on the field, numbering ~7 in total, kneel to say a prayer and kiss the ground
>They're playing for the Swedish under-23 national team

>scores a tap-in

Prick

>swedish player scores a goal
>celebrates by kissing his balack bf who is also his teammate

>balack
You mean this balack?

>player scores a goal
>kisses the camera

>Romanian player scores
>goes into the stands and starts pickpocketing all the fans

kek

>spic player scores a goal
>100% Jesus

>German player Scores a Goal
>Runs back to the center of the pitch without celebrating at all

lel

>African American football player scores a touchdown
>dabs

or pulls " the Muller", where you basically stand where you are and open your arms shouting like an insane madman

>gets a red card for not paying the tele tax

>Russian player scores
>dies

>SEHT AN. SEHT MAL ALLE GUT AN.

>Russian scores a goal
>celebrates by fucking a 10 year old

>Nigerian scores a goal
>offers to keep his goal bonus in your bank account

>Canadian scores a goal
>the other team automatically wins

Why?

>Muslim player scores
>He celebrates by firing an imaginary gun at the crowd

fuck off reddit

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Also want to know.

>Russian player scores
>splashes water in his face, some of it goes into his mouth and he dies

Russia's a dangerous place. Anything can happen...

>Australian player scores
>gets eaten by a crocodile or giant mutant butterfly

Have you ever seen child porn that was NOT from a former Soviet state?

your mom kisses my grass iyfmd

Remember that controversial Steve Irwin goal celebration?

Please watch our league to find out if you are right or not, thank you

>cathloic player gets subbed on
>blesses himself while running on the park

>spanish player scores a goal
>celebrates by injecting steroids

well i guess the definition varies, but a lot of japanese porn would be considered child porn in the west.

>british player scores a goal
>celebrates by leaving the pitch

>german player scores a goal
>celebrates kissing the grass

>american player scores a goal
>gets shot

>japanese player scores a goal
>can't celebrate because the earth swallows him during an earthquake

>initiate banter
>can't handle banter
Fuck off to reddit

delet this

Don't you have some blacks to enslave? Don't you have some regions in the world to destabilize?

>womyn scores a goal
>celebrates by taking her shirt off but leaves the bra

>american player scores a goal
>no american give a fuck

>russian player scores a goal
>tells the trump administration they are being wiretapped by the deep state democrat stooges

based

daniel

>latin american player misses
>misses his own head

>chilean player scores
>kisses son's lips

This isn't necessarily contradictory if you do your typical religious mental gymnastics. God doesn't care about the outcome of the game but deems you as a worthy person to score a goal.

>kissing his sister
>not his opossum bride
You must've only visited the cities.

>Chilean player scores
>Fingers an Uruguayan man

>assuming god doesn't like exciting draws

Kek, good one Indomie

Fuck you, idiot.

>Portuguese player scores
>All teammates go celebrate with him except TSUUUUnaldo

>TSUUUUUUnaldo scores
>the Portuguese make a shitty statue of him

>brazilian player scores
>fans are still crying because it's 7-1

>brazilian gets quads
>btfo by romania immediately

>brazilian player scores
>only 6 to go for overtime

>Eskimo scores
>slips on a patch of ice during his celebration and crushes his pack of smokes

>cuck scores
>does the pregnancy ball celebration, only for it to come out black

>player enters the pitch
>touches the grass and kisses his finger

a swedish player actually did this last year or the year before
never gonna look at the cunt the same way again

i stand corrected: the player was icelandic

>american player scores
>shoots up a school

Wrong country, bongfriend.

>Sup Forums scores
>things that didn't happen thread

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fuck off
they deserve to get a taste of their own medicine

>Drawings are children

Go to bed, Nicolae

>>Nigerian scores a goal
>>offers to keep his goal bonus in your bank account

t. Hans, who lets Emir, the kebab next door plow his wife

>Ronaldinho scores
>hang loose to God

>park

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>german player scores goal
>no emotion, does nothing