Masturbation is now prohibited by government law

Masturbation is now prohibited by government law.
What's your next step?

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rape

guerrilla fapfare

I can't even go fuck myself? That's a reason for revolution.

Blame the libtards.

Move to Nevada

I never masturbate and anyone who does is disgusting.

Liberals want sexual freedom afaik?

Are you a monk, faggot?

Break the law

stop masturbating in public

Nah masturbation is wrong because it celebrates the patriarchy and therefore isn't politically correct and is anti-feminist

No i am no monk, I am just pure. Not a monkey with urges

Oh, I dunno, fuck my girlfriend?

Masturbation is wrong full stop.

Autofellatio

OP here, procreation is allowed, but be adviced, it's only allowed if you are trying to conceive children.

Isn't it technically still masturbation, ie., self-satisfaction?

You're expecting us to have sex in missionary position for the sole purpose of creation? Absolute barbarian.

Okay, but I know that babies are made with a man and women's seed mixing. So she has to cum too.

I'm not expecting anything, I'm just telling you what's the law in this alternate reality from now on.

Orgasm is allowed, as it is just a byproduct of proper procreation.

How the fuck could that possibly be enforced if you don't jerk it in public?

Kick yourself in the balls and keep trying to create kids. Checkmate OP I am fucking forever.

Microchips that were injected into you during a flu shot.
They measure everything, and go full alert on Social Control (former police) if you have high levels of dopamine if there's no one around you in a 2 metres radius.

I never take flu vaccines. This is a weird as shit senario made up by someone who obviously jerks too much with a porn addiction

basically all of Sup Forums

masturbation is a racist social construct

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