Would you be her bf if she pays you $10k?

would you be her bf if she pays you $10k?

I'd do it for free

10k how often?

most of Sup Forums would PAY $10k. more actually.

I hate her music and think her looks are overrated but sure
How long do I have to do it?

PAYS ME?

sure
as long as i don't have to listen to her music

Only 10k? Nah, she can pay much more than that

Will I also have my expenses paid?

Only if the opportunity to lick her feet/armpits whenever I want is included.

yeah even $1mil sounds like she's trying to rip you off
plus gotta split it with my current gf to be fair

of course not, are you fucking kidding me

>not leveraging the best offer
cuck

I would pay $10k for her to do nothing more than shit on my chest. Then I'll tell everyone "hey, I got Taylor Swift to take a shit on my chest"! No one would believe me, they'll think I'm crazy, but they'd be wrong.

>Drinks diet coke
No

how much would she have to pay me to succ those delicious toes

>tfw you will never kiss her perfect body

>taylor receiving award at 2018 VMAs
>"i'd like to thank all the old taylors who died in the process of making this albu--"
>user walks out from backstage, approaching the podium
>"oh hold on guys, one second"
>user takes taylor's hand in his
>lifts taylor's arm over her head
>licks her armpit

Pretty good

I don't see why not.

>he does it for free

Of course I'd pay 10k
Not because I give a shit about Taylor Swift but you can make way more than that using the fame you gained

good taste

thank got conflicted over trying to work in "i'mma let you finish"

I'd do it regardless but I won't tell her that

depends

can i tuch her butt?

fuggg post more tay-tay's feet please

I'll do it for $1 dollar.

...

not after that shit she pulled with kanye

>shills Diet Coke

No, gtfo

I'd do it and try to get B list celebrity starus out of it.

My mom was the lead in a diet coke commercial but she hates diet coke and regrets doing it.

How do we turn Tay Tay into a PAWG?

No, she's a disgusting bitch