Chicago Cubs at St. Louis Cardinals

The fuck? Game is starting and no gamethread?

I'll watch I guess, nothing else good on. Go Tards

it's way too early in the season to give a shit about these games

First win tonight.

>Sup Forums cancer is the first post
We're in for a shit burger.

Cubs are in last place!

Things are back to normal.

Schwarb 0-4 last season.

Wins WS.

>no lineups
>not event the starting pitchers

you suck

>Schwarber showing great plate discipline and gets a walk when he was 1-2 in the count
When is this man going to notch his first homer?

You dun goofed.

Visitors:
Chicago Cubs
0-1

1. Kyle Schwarber (L) LF
2. Kris Bryant (R) 3B
3. Anthony Rizzo (L) 1B
4. Addison Russell (R) SS
5. Willson Contreras (R) C
6. Jason Heyward (L) RF
7. Javier Baez (R) 2B
8. Jake Arrieta (R) P
9. Albert Almora Jr. (R) CF

Home:
St. Louis Cardinals
1-0

1. Dexter Fowler (S) CF
2. Aledmys Diaz (R) SS
3. Matt Carpenter (L) 1B
4. Jhonny Peralta (R) 3B
5. Yadier Molina (R) C
6. Stephen Piscotty (R) RF
7. Randal Grichuk (R) LF
8. Kolten Wong (L) 2B
9. Adam Wainwright (R) P

Hopefully tonight

who else /wasinthisthread/

>It's an Arrieta gets pissed and wins the game single handedly by pitching a shut out and hitting a solo shot home run episode.

Was fun

What a Mary Sue.

Mary Sues don't grow beards.

Also, you clearly didn't watch the Cubs pitching staff n the playoffs.

le ground ball to the right side of the infield man back at it again

>Heyward still can't hit.
I grow concerned.

Javier "I swing at literally everything" Baez

Tfw you realize how much they are paying him right now.

Is it just me or did those first 2 fouls have a different swing from his final hit?

Like he wasn't getting the timing down for the first two.

>MFW When I remember his fielding and base running

Implying he gets on base

well he didnt strike out on the higher ones which isnt a terrible sign I guess if you really want to dig for some improvement

Sure it requires a fielders choice, but sacrifices must be made.

>tfw Heyward jumps ship then can't hit suddenly
Really dodged a bullet on that one.

Trashy bottom half of the lineup aside at least Arrieta is doing great

>Almora didn't tag up to move up to 2nd.
Fuck

You owe me 20 push-ups.

F

Good pitching tonight

which of these 4 will break their curse first?

wainwright is gonna blow up around the 5th

>injuns

Ah fuck seriously? F

cardnuls

Nice hustle Russell.

Seven years ago. Sucks when you didn't know. Every December look up TCM Remembers on YouTube if you wanna have a cry.

ooh boy

fuck

HEYWARD FOR HIT?

>GIDPman with an RBI

Incoming inning ending DP

off by one

FUCK RRRRRREEEEEEE

>Muscle Russell

squeeze

love it

loool

>THE QUARTERBACK IS TOAST

>mfw le gidpman doesn't

wayneright shook

lol wut was that

>pitching to the ground

>len and JD

"OOOOHHH"

>4D chess

You didn't know? He died in 2010. The latest one was pic related.


>Firefox restarts and I need to reinstall Grease Monkey and Sup Forums X
>Cubs score twice while I'm doing that
FUCK

>Almora regressing

Some other people you might not have known had passed.

...

TYBH

there goes the no hitter

I'm so happy Mozeliak didn't fall for the Heyward meme.

He's mediocre. Had a few good years but rolls over on every pitch on the outside half of the plate

>He only gets the academy award because he died
>We could have lived in a word where Robert Downie Jr won an Oscar for playing a black faced Oscar bait actor.

>mediocre
Never go full retard. Worth 184 mill? No. But he's not mediocre, outside of last season. And his defense and base running is still quite good.

Yet Jhonny Peralta is still playing.

g-guys, is swedebro dead?

:(

Did he died? Enriched?

>Never go full retard.

> white sox opening day attendance

It's like 4 in the morning in Islamastad.

yadi dick sucking as usual

I.. I'm sure it's just too late for him in Europe for this game.
Surely we'll see him at an earlier game time.

Yeah I'm not totally happy about that but when he's healthy he puts up decent numbers.

nice catch

>try to look up white Sox attendance numbers
>not even on ESPNs list
Hilarious but fuck ESPN, what a shitty network (I already they're shit)

>Gaurenteed Cuck Field

Its another arrieta has shit control episode

going to esjwpn
ever

I apologize

What if he hit him again throwing to first?

>Didn't watch the first 4 innings
Fucking Sup Forums fags.

> decently hit ball way foul
> cards fans go nuts
Is their depth perception just fucked up from all the meth?

What a cuck amirite

Literally every fanbase does this unless there are no fans there

Regretfully, he was on base so he's safe.

But that's comical he was hit again.

>Piscotty gets hit again

kek I hope he gets hit a third time with a line drive

WTF HAHAHA

nope cause I was at my law class and just got home :^)

But ive been seeing jake get into quite a few 3-1 counts and hit a batter.

>PISS POTTY

HOLY SHIT LMAFO TAKING ONE FOR THE TEAM

Christ that was like a triple error

lol?

Piscotty ded

What the fuck is happening

holy shit

that's what you get for trying to score you salad eating fuck

> cubs in charge of fielding infield balls
> cubs in charge of throwing to bases

Just for fun here's Peter Bourjos knocking Piscotty the fuck out.

Gaurenteed Wainwright throws at a Cub next inning

>Báez
For fucks sake.