Describe your ideal mate in 5 words

Describe your ideal mate in 5 words

>sexy
>honest
>loyal
>caring
>appreciative

you
are
mom
ha
ha

>Two
>Fucking
>Big
>Ass
>Tiddies

My ideal mate
>shut up and suck my dick
>shut up and suck my dick
>shut up and suck my dick
>shut up and suck my dick
>shut the fuck up and suck my dick

>Actualy
>iz
>dolan
>gooby
>pls

White
Blonde
Sexy
Loving
Loyal

Just accept me i'm imperfect

Likes to suck my dick

Amber
Sexy
Homely
Nerdy
Loyal

>Kawaii
>Big
>Tiddie
>Anime
>Girls

must have a

>dominant
>masculine
>tall
>perseverant
>loving
I'm a dirty trap, meow :3

>Fucked up sense of humor
>Does drugs
>Chill
>Caring
>Feels the same way i do, i guess having a similar viewpoint on the world

alive
breathing
vagina
tits
hair

Has smelly ass feet yo

sucks dick
does chores
has a job
not fat
doesnt want kids

She has to accept every single defect of mine since I'm an insecure and massively depressed beta faggot

>Smart
>Attractive
>Understanding
>Positive
>Loving

a real fucking human bean

>Cuddly
>Honest
>Patient
>Plays vidya
>Sweet

Nice ass
faithful
faithful
faithful
smart

Why would anything else matter?

>suicidal
>deathinside
>brokeneyes
>beautifullsmile

married to her right now

> sucks my dick all day
I'm good looking and successful, why are good women hard to find? They are either hot and empty-headed gold diggers or unkept trolls. Where are the titty monsters with hearts of gold and lips of steel? fml

>good women
is an oxymoron.
at least in americuck
find some sweeties who aren't brainwashed by the msm if you want someone who wont give you aids

She
Has
A
Feminine
Penis

Reply
Or
Your
Mother
Dies

>motivated
>loyal
>fit
>attractive
>blonde