You have exactly 10 seconds to prove you're not an Amerilard

You have exactly 10 seconds to prove you're not an Amerilard

>I can go to the mall without being gunned down

>death by beheading

I haven't eaten McDonalds in the last 24 hours.

I add worcestershire sauce when i make burgers

Amerifag here, who fucking cares.

>I can go to the mall without being gunned down

>Lives in a country that still has malls.

>who fucking cares.

mass shooter detected

it is 10am here

While trump claims that he's removing the muslims, we've been removing kebab since the 14th century

I drink from piss canals

aluminium has two i's

i've been receiving unemployment benefits for more than a year.

when i send someone a letter, i write TO them. i don't "write them".

get a job you fucking bum

I don't get worried looks when I tell people I support socialism

b-but what if I'm from america, user?? ;-;

I can go to the hospital without being asked for a credit card

> triggered

But i love gunning people down while i get my mail

my country isn't full of cancerous lgbt social media attention whores

i have an iq above 75

I am to get the free hospitals but don't have to pay the hospitals! And we just built the medical school class for the doctors! Soon we will live PAST 23 years of age!

YES!

my car has a gear lever

I don't live in the country that runs the planet I live on. Also, My government doesn't allow me to protect my life or property with firearms because I allowed someone who thinks I have the faculties of a child to dictate how I live my life.

It's called a gearshift, subhuman.

>samefagging this hard

>i come from a country where there's not a monthly mass shooting
>and it's getting worse

My country didn't pull europe out of the dirt after they destroyed themselves over nothing in WWII.

I can masterbate in public and not get any bad looks

I have to put .eurocuck at the end of my websites because we use the internet that USA created essentially starting a revolution in the way humans will evolve and progress as a species

europe destroyed itself to try and stop a german maniac taking over the world

bump for solidarity but also to raise awareness about the fact that some Americans are very fat and predatory drug companies have produced pills such as Orlistat to take advantage of them.

What these drugs do is they prevent fat from being digested at a normal rate. Now if a person takes these pills and they don't eat much fat, that's not a problem, but if they could do that, they wouldn't need these pills, so of course they don't. This rush of undigested fat is then shat out uncontrollably.

This is a major problem in American grocery marts, because this is the main public place frequented by a person who would use these pills.

This is the history behind the phrase "shart in mart", and it's not just an internet meme, it's a real world tragedy brought about by pharmaceutical companies who pay for access to the people that write the laws that allow them to use couched language when marketing their horrible products to the consumers that they intentionally miss-inform.

I hear gunshots most evenings and I live in Kent, sure there more guns in america but mostly only more lisenced guns, plenty of illegal guns in europe

*a german maniac we let come to power

>maniac
Hitler was right though.

ya'll euro-poors just cant afford to keep a fine woman like myself in good eats

>bagged milk

If you only knew

I don't have to pay for life-saving healthcare

>I haven't studied the multiplication table in the end of the middle school

I speak two languages.

was some else

Why would I want to do that? All the best stuff is designed here, loser.

>mall

Way to be behind the times, pleb.

can survive school

I don't have to pay medical bills

learn the history of the interwebs, ameritard

>when "people" who can't even speak english try and make jokes about math

i can legally fuck a 16 year old

I was able to read your comment

America created TCP/IP. Some british queer rode our coattails and everyone gives him credit because they're ignorant and don't realize that le WWW and HTTP aren't as important as TCP/IP. Learn how things actually work, nanny state retard.

Meant to reply to

I dont have snowflakes bitching about skin color or what others do in their bedroom or what life style they want

The internet was started at UCLA, lesserhuman.

The history of the Internet begins with the development of electronic computers in the 1950s. Initial concepts of wide area networking originated in several computer science laboratories in the United States

Serious question, where is this? Shit seems rampant world-wide.

Amen American brother! We like our ladies to have a mouthful of sass and a barrel full of ass.

I'm American and still do this

The poors don't realize that we assimilate their cultures and improve them while they waste away in resourceless, hollowed out shells of countries.

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There is a reason why the entire world is a sub to American big dick daddy dom.

Wtf

>My wife can go visit her boyfriend in the slums and doesn't have to worry about getting shot in a mass killing. Sure she gets raped frequently and if she doesn't wear the proper clothing while there they'll stone her, and sure she's still at risk of being stabbed or run over by a truck instead of shot, but at least we're not a bunch of pathetic white supremacists like those Americans, am I right?

Underrated

>Australians

I have met several, and they were all crazy ugly. I mean, I honestly thought they were the product of incest.

The international business world speaks English due to American dominance in economic and political matters. There's no reason for Americans to learn other languages aside from enrichment, which is why they're taught in American middle and high schools. The majority of American students have taken foreign language courses, they just aren't as useful to us because that's not how the power disparity works.

I can just imagine your sadistic ass thinking everythings fine while people walk by mortified till you squirt your junk out of your tiny pud unto the head of a nice ladies french bulldog as she passes by, whilst you make that farting noise you made when you were a kid squeezing out the toothpaste

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If you live in Europe you get ran over instead by a shitskin. Pick your poison.

>Australia
op

I have never owned or have ever been in the vicinity of a firearm.

I'm still confused what happened on the 9th of November.

>Implying finishing Spanish III in high school means you 'know' the language

Found the CheetoGod loving American.
The world doesn't revolve around you
>dominance
>political matters

lol

>I can't go to the mall without being run down by a truck of peace

French?

Jap

I'm not morbidly obese
I'm not black
I don't own a bazooka
My leader isn't an orange moron
People in other countries like me

>I'm still confused what happened on the 9th of November.
A tsumani of tears was generated from liberal dumbfucks who got their assholes blown out on 9th November 2016. lololol :^)

>>try

And needed America to save your asses.

Patriotism is a scandale to get people working


Communism is the only answer

oui

>I can go to the mall without being gunned down
So can Americans (99.99999999999999999999% of the time).

>b-but g-gun control

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healthcare

The only recent serious attack on a mall was an attack with a blade by a Somalian immigrant.

>>Implying finishing Spanish III in high school means you 'know' the language
That's not what I implied at all. Try learning English (like the rest of the world). Stupid subhuman.

Because they won't let me in

>implying canada isnt overrun with asians

Nope, just the french.

come on in brother

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I couldn't care less.
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why do you think I want to escape? I want to go to whiter places and have white children that aren't supreme gentlemen!

I make the best burgers in town in a tropical paradise with pearly white sands, coconuts, turquoise water, and hot sluts.

I guess that makes me a fatass

Meanwhile eurofags stay huddled in the cold smoking fags and slobbering blood sausage.

Don't you have a war to lose against emus

i just bought a gun, too lazy to learn MMA and im gonna go cook hot dogs with my bro. Yeah i'm amerilard 100%

I live in Canada, eh.

Calm down pajeet