had a small accident today Sup Forums. should I go to the hospital ?
Had a small accident today Sup Forums. should I go to the hospital ?
Yea
Nah you're okay, just rest and it should be fine the next day.
Eat it
nah you're good
YEA EAT IT !!
just put some ice on it
You should rip it off and staple it back on backwards. Will be extra good at hearing stuff to your left that way
Just put some duct tape on the shit fam, you'll be fine.
just use a stapler to put it back together
you'll be fine
i got it on ice but afraid of needles, so dont wanna get stitches
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Hey Mr. Holyfield! huge fan here!
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Allt theyll do is tell you, "yep, your ear got cut off." Its just cartilage so no problemo but you might look ugly. Or badass. Probably wrap it up for a few weeks to prevent infection tbh
let it be stitched, rather have a misformed scarred ear for the rest of your life?
nah, you're fine. it looks bad but it's just a minor surface scratch. it will be all better in about 4 days.
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then how do you suggest they reattach it?
They'll numb it first
fucking magnets
>tfw you hold the ice to your skull too long an it feels like needles
mick foley
Peroxide and duct tape, you white nigger!
hear me out for one sec
Thank Zeus you got another ear
>female ear
post tits
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I am a mammography technician who happened to be browsing Sup Forums and saw your pic.
You may wanna get the milker on right checked out...looks iffy
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walk it off, pussy
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OP can you write RB on the timestamp next to your ear?
Did you try blowing on it?
Roll
Do it.
I had half of my left ear ripped off in a bar fight
and they could fix it pretty well.
No need to look like a freak for the rest of your life.
Roll
pinch your nipples op
Super glue
Rollerino
LLomh
Unless you are poor and live in america, but there's also a solution for that.
You almost cut a part of your fucking ear off how bad could a few stiches be compared to that?
(OP)
Germany, man.
I tell you. Yesterday I was at my docs because my skin cancer check up. things like this come for free every two years our so you get a letter and get invited.
And as I already was there they gave me free autism by an immunization and some prescription for a salve against my irritated skin on the back of my hands .. I haven't even noticed this.