Is there any acceptable excuse for being a virgin?

Is there any acceptable excuse for being a virgin?

You haven't had sex yet.

not a single one

Being under the age of 15. That's it

That Fermi's think is quite reasonable.

Loosing your dick in an unfortunate wood chipper accident.

Not sure what's with the pressure for everyone to lose their virginity, yet sex is such a taboo (in america). Strange cognitive dissonance

If you're an 11 year old girl, living in Alabama, and can out-run your big brother, sure.

virgin detected

That social pressure is obviously a useful thing to have evolved, there's obvious utility in encouraging each other to engage in something that results in the propagation of your species. As for the taboo, that's just a cultural vestige from Catholicism

actually it's a leftover from judaism if you think about it. jewish incels have tainted our world this way. for thousands of years

it got bited off before you could put it in her front butt

Yes. I'm a virgin and I don't give a crap about it, I don't see how shoving my dick inside a cunt would make me a better person or make the world a better place.

stupid 13 yrs old brat detected.

I was a virgin until 23.

Once I had sex a few times, I realized that sex is overrated. I can't say I feel much different now than when I was a virgin.

If you really want it, tinder/grindr is your friend. You can't be too picky though. That's another thing--porn breeds unrealistic expectations, so don't rule out everyone that isn't clean shaven/fit/good looking face etc.

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deny your own dissatisfaction at your peril

Why are they always British for fuck sake

Being a billionaire
And barely

the accent

But it's not really like that in even overly catholic nations (Italy, Ireland, Mexico). They're usually pretty open about sex, compared to the US, Just not big on contraception

You could have the power of wizardry, like these guys.

'catholic'

no

man I had tinder for a while and I swiped right fucking everything and I only got one "date" but lots of matches that won't talk to me
I guess I scared them away with my talking

I don't know, I don't really get it. You can show violence and death to any extreme you want in movies and TV shows but don't you dare show us a vagina or an erect penis.

Fruitless anyway, the more you war with your own lust, the stronger you make it. I that's evidenced by the disproportionate acts of sexual deviancy committed by priests

I would never be brave enough to go on tinder, in case someone recognised me

Why? The person that recognizes you would be hard pressed to judge you for being in tinder given that to see you there they would have to also, you know, be on tinder

No, but tinder is the right place for them. It would look strange for me though

Didn't have sex until I was 20.

Have had it pretty regularly since then. Maybe a few month gap in between girlfriends. Current GF is awesome, had sex 4 of the last 6 days.

Why? You think you don't even have the right to try and get laid?

I've found that being frank is the best way.

meaningful relationships/conversations via tinder are incredibly rare.

Just say you're interested in a hookup, but don't come off sounding horny and desperate. If they're interested then they'll respond, if not then disregard them.

It would sort of show I was ignorant about my own place, which makes me seem even more hopeless. It's a tough world alright

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Uh, since women don't take it seriously, somebody has to? I dunno, just a guess.

Not a useful way to think, the only way to expand your "own place" is to venture outside of it in increments

Yeah I definitely sounded horny and desperate, still worked once tho

If it's desperate and it works it's no longer desperate

Well, maybe that's true

I'm ugly

KEK