You are given $100 million to direct a movie starring Jennifer Lawrence. To save money you cast yourself as her co-star...

You are given $100 million to direct a movie starring Jennifer Lawrence. To save money you cast yourself as her co-star. What's the plot?

It would be the most expensive snuff movie ever made.

we just fuck the whole time,,, really good plot it takes 4 years to film

Bump while I think of a movie

A girls slow plunge toward rock-bottom and eventual death as she becomes addicted to giving deep throat blowjobs and eating ass.

would make a cool story about people fighting in an arena and make jennifer lawrence a volunteer to fight in the arena with other people

whole movie would take place in one room with just me and her talking. spend like 200k on the set, pay her a couple million and i would keep the rest for myself

Flakka addicted whore that is in some kinda "SAW" theme tragic existence

weinstein it up nigga

It's a dark comedy about a young idealistic woman who tries to help her autistic friend overcome his Sup Forums addiction by showing him how real life is not like anything he sees on the internet. But unfortunately for her, the exposure to the chan causes her to becoms entangled in her own addiction as her desire for dank memes and shitposting overcomes her desire to help her friend. They both spiral into a cess pool of reposting and mental collapse.

>Guy is dead
>Just a normal dude
>Movie follows him around, haunting/fucking with people.
>Pretty lighthearted
>Starts haunting new person (Jennifer Lawrence)
>Falls in love or whatever
>Realizes only way to ever be with her is to kill her and hope her spirit stays on Earth
>Last half is murder drama ghost suspense clusterfuck
>She just dies and nothing happens
>Roll credits

I would use the 100mil to make it super polished.

Think What We Do In The Shadows turning into something like Maniac

fpbp

I'd put my sharpie in pooper.

My pooper.

Dammit, you beat me to it!

I suppose mine will be about this girl that posts tits then gets the fuck out and her journey after she gets the fuck out.

Will hire Morgan Freeman to narrate the whole movie.

She's a patient in a psych ward.

I'm a janitor who falls for her.

We plot to break her out.

Super pedantic, admit it, you'd watch it.

Three hour epic tale of a woman with titty cancer, and a doctor with a mouth that can heal cancer if he sucks titties for 3 hours.

also, Forest Whitaker is my supervisor

i would watch that

so essentially shawshank redemption

Comedy or drama?

Comedy, very subtle though.

we come across this trippy marriage band but neither of us is about that life so we throw it into an volcano

Jenny Licks Asshole

Would be a challenging, artistic peice - single cam, of Jennifer with her tongue up my anus while she gives me a reach around, for a solid three hours.
I’d release it in black and white to maintain artistic integrity.
Pay her whores rate for the rim job and pocket the rest of the money

>Jennifer works as a scientist specializing in nanobots to cure diseases
>I'm some bum on the street
>She needs a subject to shrink and place inside a bot to see if it is fully functional
>Tells me she'll buy me a meal instead of giving me change
>Once I get in her car she knocks me out
>Wake up inside machine in a blue jumpsuit
>Get launched up her butthole and have amazing adventures battling the hideous creatures within
>Create 4 different spin offs with Scar-jo, Kate Hudson, Nicki Minaj, and Gary Busey
>Quadrilogy is dubbed "Butt Wars"

here’s the plot

You can see slight worry on her face. That glass of wine was not enough I bet.

>erotic thriller
>2.5 hours long, filmed on my iPhone 7+
>guy enters famous actresse's bedroom and fucks her silly
>pay her 25 million
>pocket the other 75 million

also we're like 4ft tall

Why is she brushing her inner thigh? There is not teeth there.

A shitty indie film similar to children of men however instead of the women not getting pregnant, men are just becoming less sexual. As a result the Burkha is banned and all women no longer need to cover up. Fashion becomes even more sexualised, women say this is their own decision and feel empowered by it because in this society where men don't need women they will do anything to compete for a chance.

naturally JL and loads of hot extras must be topless in varying scenes however the dystopian look and design will stop it looking like a porno.

"An American Film."

lost

A remake of The Accused.

A 30+ year old autistic loser who still lives with his widowed mother wishes his anime pillow to life

>children of men
>shitty
what

I meant shitty as in cheap to make, similar in story.

I'm tired, I liked Children Of Men

not at all

Have you actually ever seen Shawshank? If you think Shawshank was a love story, you're gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that, just thought you should know.

Sounds like YOU should watch it again.

Don't worry, people who aren't pants-shittingly autistic understood what you meant

porno

>movie begins
>jen gets hit by a bus
>next day
>win lotto
>forget about jen
>the end