S/fur NSFW edition. Lewdness allowed

s/fur NSFW edition. Lewdness allowed

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silly cute shorties
girls that fit under my chin are the best

Being short is the worst.

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lies, they're adorable this way.

i want a girl who i can hug like that and still watch the computer screen above her head.

Not every short person wants to be short or "adorable".

I want a girl to love me but that's a lot to ask for.

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How's shit dudes?

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Couldn't be better.
You?

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Doing pretty good, chucked on a bond film and kicking back.

Good to hear.

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While I think about it, what are your favorite bond films? Goldfinger, Tomorrow Never Dies and Die Another Day are my favorites

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Never seen any.

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That's more unforgivable than not seeing any Lotr, Star Wars or Harry Potter.

I've seen Lord of the Rings, but only the first 3 Star Wars along with the last one, and only watched the first 5 Harry Potter movies. I don't watch movies or TV.

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Jeeze dude you should watch at least one bond film. Well, as long as it's not Quantum of Solace, that's the only shit bond film.

I may eventually.

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It's a cultural icon and a sin to not have seen one. Do it

I like sinning. Pissing people off is fun.

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As for me, I take heretage and culture rather seriously. It's why I've read a lot of books that are famous but I wouldn't be arsed with normally. Same with films.

I give exactly zero fucks about culture. Life sucks and I hate everything.

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Emo Nilhlism isn't fun dude, Life sucks and then you die, best to fuck around and do shit with it.

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Hard to when you've been so depressed for 15 of the 20 years you've been alive you can't enjoy anything. But I guess that's what these new drugs are for. If they don't make me want to kill myself even more like all others have, which I doubt.

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I started microdosing LSD, buy a tab and cut it into 28 bits. Been the same dude, had shit things happen, but this is making shit manageable.

Dude, if I had any way of getting LSD then I would have been doing that shit at 13.

how in the fuck do you cut a tab into 28 pieces?

That's what I was wondering.

I wish I had LSD, hallucinating sounds fun.

With great fucking difficult dudes. I've got a scalpel I use for cutting it up
It's good fun. DMT is better for full blown hallucinations.

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Even with an exacto knife, a magnifying lense and copious quantites of diazepam i wouldnt be able to cut up a tab into 28 pieces.

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Tabs must be pretty small where you are. Ours are about half the size of an SD card

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If I were to microdose I would immerse the blotter in a solvent and reapply it to a larger sheet. How do you even store 28 pieces of blotter? Why 28? That's such a weird number. Are you cutting 6 x 3?

you have some goddamn gigantic tabs. Are you sure that's acid?

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My depression has been deeply spreading through me like a parasite and I'm more disconnected from life. Therefore, I want to be a furry.

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Same.

Definitely. Though NZ tends to have way cheaper drugs than anywhere else I've been, and I store them in emptied paracetamol pill cases I'm cutting 4x7 cause I get my tabs in an odd shape

Am I the only person who has beat depression?

Yes.

Maybe, I haven't beaten it, per say.

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I meant cuts. If you cut 6 x 3 times it produces 28 pieces.

LSD has such therapeutic potential, like a lot of psychedelics. I'm glad to hear it's somewhat working for you.

I honestly believe there should be more Mia lewds

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I wish I could get some.

wow zelda looks good as a furry

Is there like a furry discord community I can join? Just curious.

Yeah.

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you can buy LSD on the darkweb. although you never know what you're getting nowadays. Some of those designer drugs can kill you. It's fucking stupid.

I don't understand discord. Every time I join a discord thing it's just so cancerous, no matter who's in it.

A wizard offers to turn you into a girl, at the cost of 75% of your bladder capacity.
Do you do it?

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I get you, maths has never been my strong suit. Peyote is one my friend says is really good for microdosing

I've never even been able to find a legit website. I'm pretty retarded with computers.

I have a watersports fetish so absolutely.

Does this mean a cost of 75% of a girls bladder capacity because women already have 25% the capacity of men.

And maybe. It depends on what kind of girl. If I looked ugly then no. I'm a fairly attractive guy.

you would lose piss capacity

Yes.

That'd just about ruin my student life. Nah

you have a watersports fetish. wouldn't you want to piss more?

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Not necessarily. It obviously gets messy, so more often and less would be preferred.

That’s Link you twat

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I find that kind of hard to believe, if that's true then I'd have to pee so often as a girl it'd be a disability, and that's without the magical wizard bladder reduction.

you made bro?

one time i tried pissing on myself in the shower to see what it was all about. didnt do anything for me

I gotta go do shit for a bit. later fur

I've worked with women. They have the smallest bladders.

I wasn’t made, I was created

>Haggle with rare gemstones and artifacts
>upgrade transformation into transmuting spell with 25% reduced bladder capacity and futa mod available to the spell
>spend the next 3 months waiting for next offer while i ponder why i did this and why i dont just end it now

sauce

It's definitely not for everyone. I like it because of an experience I had when I was young which is usually what causes certain fetishes. Fetishes are weird like that.

Later.